maybe a Coinbase like service located in Switzerland would be nice in my opinion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDcNkggCXRQ
I do not know the very latest, Lionidas, but IIUC Switzerland already has rather high taxes and is pretty actively cooperating with American and European (esp. German & French) tax authorities to share information. Tax Haven is now a little too benevolent and obsolete a term for Switzerland if my limited information is accurate.
I do understand that it is a decentralized country, and there may be various opportunities (like for Bitcoin) available there that would be of interest. And that privacy is still considered important there.
Swiss members (and those knowledgeable of current Swiss laws re finance) are very welcome to comment!
You're right. The Swiss will capture you for the murricans and extradite you for money laundering. If you really want to service murrican customers in a place with a good infrastructure (internet providers, etc.) you want to have it in Panama. They have no extradition treaty with murrica for "financial crimes" only for "capital crimes" (murder, rape etc.).