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sr. member
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January 24, 2012, 03:36:15 PM
#33
trolling for ascii penis...lmao
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January 24, 2012, 12:12:13 PM
#32
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I'm putting this in the magazine.

Now shop it to look like a QR Code.
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January 24, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
#31
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I'm putting this in the magazine.
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January 24, 2012, 02:02:05 AM
#30
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legendary
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January 22, 2012, 01:19:22 AM
#29

I bagged this one from the internet and replaced it with an ASCII image.
Somewhere in South Korea there's a woman crying.

sr. member
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The king and the pawn go in the same box @ endgame
January 21, 2012, 09:01:23 PM
#28
facepalm...lolz Cheesy
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January 21, 2012, 03:50:16 PM
#27
I am pretty offended. I requested an ASCII penis like, a week ago for someone selling their sig bar as ad space.



I loll'ed
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January 21, 2012, 03:42:13 PM
#26
I am pretty offended. I requested an ASCII penis like, a week ago for someone selling their sig bar as ad space.

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January 21, 2012, 03:23:47 AM
#25
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January 19, 2012, 04:51:15 PM
#24
It always devolves to ASCII Porn.  What can you do ?

Get over it?

ASCI a stupid question, ANSI a stupid answer

I always heard it as:

"ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI"

Ya, thats it, Im drinking, and its been a long day! Smiley
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January 19, 2012, 04:39:22 PM
#23
It always devolves to ASCII Porn.  What can you do ?

Get over it?

ASCI a stupid question, ANSI a stupid answer

I always heard it as:

"ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI"
legendary
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January 19, 2012, 04:28:43 PM
#22
It always devolves to ASCII Porn.  What can you do ?

Get over it?

ASCI a stupid question, ANSI a stupid answer

LOL
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diamond-handed zealot
January 19, 2012, 04:28:19 PM
#21
It always devolves to ASCII Porn.  What can you do ?

I know, we could declare "war on porn", create a huge force of internet police to cruise the streets packet sniffing 802 networks and scouring the backbone traffic for "offending" content.  We will have to expand the prison system further to accommodate the hundreds of thousands of offenders but we can outsource that to for profit corporations.
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You're fat, because you dont have any pics on FB
January 19, 2012, 04:26:45 PM
#20
It always devolves to ASCII Porn.  What can you do ?

Get over it?

ASCI a stupid question, ANSI a stupid answer
legendary
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January 19, 2012, 04:22:09 PM
#19
It always devolves to ASCII Porn.  What can you do ?

Get over it?
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January 19, 2012, 04:20:10 PM
#18
It always devolves to ASCII Porn.  What can you do ?

Ban text.
sr. member
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January 19, 2012, 04:17:38 PM
#17
It always devolves to ASCII Porn.  What can you do ?
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January 19, 2012, 04:00:47 PM
#16
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January 19, 2012, 04:00:26 PM
#15
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January 19, 2012, 03:57:28 PM
#14
FTFY.

EDIT: I like how it looks like the rear woman's right nipple is poking through the back of the front woman's head and out through her retina.

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EDIT 2: I thought it would be awesome if you could have your own scroll bar for the dick. Commense in ASCII sexing. You know you want to.
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