Topic: Job Offer: Bitcoin Miner (Read 3196 times)

Hoh man! That was hilarious. 

what a offer !
I pass my turn.

ok i'll bite  why should i give 50% of mining profits to you vs giving 50% of mining profits to ... ricky spanish ..

The op must be Lord Farquaad.   

"Some of you may lose BTC ; But that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make"

  So how do I get in on this? 

Try this one : https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/need-02-btc-payout-of-025-in-24-hours-444101

It is quite entertaining too

I have in fact considered that very possibility.

everything can happen on bitcointalk even this thread

This is the best thread I've read all day.

I think he may be making fun of miners. Buy a 5000 dollar miner and get 2500 back before the difficulty and power costs overtake you. He is just saying give him money and he will give you half of it back in a few weeks.

It's okay to ask and the question has come up quite often in the past.
Cex.io is okay, if
- if you're a successful trader and solely use their exchange functions plus you're aware of the permanent market manipulations over there to keep their way overpriced GHs as high as possible
- if you're experimenting with small-scale mining, don't want to buy own hardware and accept the cumulating losses cex rented GHs will cost you with increasing time

Cex.io is not okay, if
- you intend to profit by mining
(this doesn't work by a far margin, you'll cumulate increasing losses over increasing timeframes with a total net value eventually approaching zero if in theory you did it for several years)

If you don't have much cash but want to get into it - buy it directly via an exchange of your choice or other platforms you trust (beware : the BTC world is a shark tank, scammers are literally around every single corner; think of it like taking your cash directly into a 1000% more aggressive and totally unregulated version of Wall Street on steroids, then you're getting pretty close).

Mining is fun for a while but for small footprint miners almost always associated with losses, especially when it comes to small-scale and certainly when it comes to affordable 2nd hand hardware (those are almost always sold looking for the greater fool).
Basically, you either buy it directly or enter the high-risk preorder market with at least 10000 US$ for next-gen highend gear - then pray for everything to work and none of the many dynamic influence factors to ruin your business plans.

Holy cow! I only started mining two weeks ago and I thought I was a newb......thank god I know math and have 1/2  brain cell left. (LOL) no offense OP ...honestly...

I did get a sense that "some" people don't like the CEX.IO model, is it inappropriate to ask for a private PM to ask what
is wrong with their business model as I don't have a lot of money for a huge rack of hundreds of ASIC terrahrtz miners? Or unlimited electricity?
Is their model flawed? I was actually thinking of using them in a larger way to mine more currencies?

Love this forum btw

You know bud, it made sense (in a twisted way) all along...

The only thing people were wondering right from the start : Why - on earth - would anyone do that for you ?!?
That question remains unanswered to date...

Effectively you're a beggar asking for indirect donations, that's all. What blows the mind is how the heck you'd want to motivate people to fall for such a bizarre/arguably retarded scheme.

Seeing you seriously trying in a seemingly calm and rational manner is like... seeing a rabbit attempt to commit suicide - it makes no visible sense but in a weird way it's fascinating to watch.

David -- I've decided you're not a crook, you're just retarded and are in desperate need of a clue.

Now fuck off.

sounds legit. 
David, come get your extra income

i'll regulate to make sure that your mining accumulates 90% for you and 65% for david. i think that makes 100% dunnit?

This is scary because of it's ever so casual tone.  

"Hey guys, how about you mine some BTC and then instead of keeping it....give it to me!"

David, here's an idea; you give me loads of cash, which I turn into BTC, I buy mining equipment, I give you half of what I mine. Seems to be your idea in reverse but with a twist.

David, it's ridiculous!

I payed for mi miners!
I'm paying for my electricity!
I have my own account on the pool!
I'm receiving 100% of the shares for the coins I mine!

so tell me why the hell do I want to share my earnings with anyone or you?

OP could have made it more interesting by saying...

'i want everyone to mine for me on my pool, so we can reach 51% of the network total, then i will be rich, RICH you hear! RICH!'

So, we may get 0.5 btc from a new user (or nothing all all), instead of getting 1 btc from a big trusted pool.
What a deal!!



Oh, and you called that extra income....