Husband goes to an ENT doctor and informs that he is having a doubt with the hearing capability of his wife which seems to have decreased significantly since few months and he loves his wife so much that he do not want his wife to know about it but really want to get her treated.
Doc suggests the husband to know from how far she can hear the normal tone voice by trying to talk to her from different distances.
Husband sees that the wife is cooking something in kitchen and facing the wall.
Husband uns to the main door and "honey what are you cooking?" - No reply
Comes 3 steps closer - "honey what are you cooking?" - No reply
Comes 3 more steps closer - "honey what are you cooking?" - No reply
Comes near her ear and says "honey what are you cooking?"
Wife turns and screams - "For gods sake this is the fifth time i m saying 'i am cooking pasta honey!' "
Topic: Jokes - Off topic (Read 4892 times)
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Its really very nice. make me smile too.
Satoshi: We'll change the world!
Community: Yay! Yay!
Satoshi: Goodbye for 10 years.
Community: Nope! No...
10 years later...
Satoshi: We changed the world!
Community: Huh? Who are you?
Community: Yay! Yay!
Satoshi: Goodbye for 10 years.
Community: Nope! No...
10 years later...
Satoshi: We changed the world!
Community: Huh? Who are you?
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
"Yeah, I can still show you the transaction where i started spending it in 2020. I am still left with 0.5 bitcoins out of that though"Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
"Yeah, I can still show you the transaction where i started spending it in 2020. I am still left with 0.5 bitcoins out of that though"Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
"Yeah, I can still show you the transaction where i started spending it in 2020. I am still left with 0.5 bitcoins out of that though" Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
I would be saving 1 bitcoin for that dayYear 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
I would be saving 1 bitcoin for that day
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- CP
- CP who?
- You'll never be able to mine Bitcoins that way!
- Who's there?
- CP
- CP who?
- You'll never be able to mine Bitcoins that way!
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Good one ! Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
haha, it makes me lol
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
lol, It is really nice. hope it will be true.
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Moral of 2014 Elections:
A Gujarati can do anything if denied a VISA to US.
A Gujarati can do anything if denied a VISA to US.
AAP can hire a driver and still go to LS in Tata Nano while the Congress would need an RTC bus
Congress getting less than 50 seats is a pre-plan so that they can form a whatsapp group without excluding any 
hmm.... now I get it... this is the reason they gave a ticket to Nandan Nilekani... hmmm
Congress getting less than 50 seats is a pre-plan so that they can form a whatsapp group without excluding any
hahahahahaha...nice one. congress will operate on whatsapp and now bjp will have to use another service.
Congress getting less than 50 seats is a pre-plan so that they can form a whatsapp group without excluding any
modi to amit shah
modi : chal maze lete hai...
amit shah : kaise?
modi : mayawati se phone pe call karke puchte hai ki samarthan degi ya nahi :p hahaha
modi : chal maze lete hai...
amit shah : kaise?
modi : mayawati se phone pe call karke puchte hai ki samarthan degi ya nahi :p hahaha
nice one, before election Mayawati told she wont give support to MODI in any condition.
she was right coz she did not won even single seat so how she will give support without MP.
lol
modi to amit shah
modi : chal maze lete hai...
amit shah : kaise?
modi : mayawati se phone pe call karke puchte hai ki samarthan degi ya nahi :p hahaha
modi : chal maze lete hai...
amit shah : kaise?
modi : mayawati se phone pe call karke puchte hai ki samarthan degi ya nahi :p hahaha
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