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legendary
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May 14, 2013, 04:24:41 PM
#45
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Now that is kinky!

I dream weird shit, dude. About a couple months ago I even had a dream about Bruce Wagner, of which I prefer to not go into detail, but boy was Ed pissed (safely assuming, thought not in the dream).

Ever dream your beard came to life and tried to choke you?
legendary
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May 14, 2013, 03:49:41 PM
#44
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Now that is kinky!

I dream weird shit, dude. About a couple months ago I even had a dream about Bruce Wagner, of which I prefer to not go into detail, but boy was Ed pissed (safely assuming, thought not in the dream).

TMI dude.  Grin
legendary
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May 14, 2013, 03:23:48 PM
#43
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Now that is kinky!

I dream weird shit, dude. About a couple months ago I even had a dream about Bruce Wagner, of which I prefer to not go into detail, but boy was Ed pissed (safely assuming, thought not in the dream).
legendary
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May 14, 2013, 02:55:17 PM
#42
The most painfull part is getting it from your kidneys to your bladder. The tubes connecting those are really thin, so think watermelon pushed through a garden hose. A scratchy cement watermelon through a garden hose. The urethra that goes from bladder to the outside is much wider, so it's nowhere near as painful once it gets to your bladder. Last two times I had stones, I didn't even notice it passing out when I peed (only knew about it because I had to pee through a strainer, so I can catch the stone and take it for analysis).

You mention strainer, I was thinking golden showers and someone hits you in the eye with a rock. lol
Somehow, I doubt that would be high on the "to do list" if someone had kidney stones. Wink

Golden shower, no! Strainer, yes. I'm using a small minnow net that used to belong to my dad of which he used for the same purpose. We even took the same net fishing with us up to Wisconsin. Now every time I've held it during the past week, I thought of the old fart, respectively speaking.

My bowel movements have changed from all mostly always runny to something resembling solids.

I honestly don't drink much straight water, preferring coffee, but I have drank plenty of straight cranberry juice during the past week. Last night I opted to take only three Advils instead of a Vicodin.

I forgot to mention that I have been breaking the pills in half starting a couple days ago, since 750mg is way to powerful. It totally fucks up my lucid dreaming capabilities. Go to sleep thinking soon you'll be fuckin' a goat, but end up in a thorn patch naked, nary a goat in sight.

Now that is kinky!
legendary
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May 14, 2013, 02:51:37 PM
#41
The most painfull part is getting it from your kidneys to your bladder. The tubes connecting those are really thin, so think watermelon pushed through a garden hose. A scratchy cement watermelon through a garden hose. The urethra that goes from bladder to the outside is much wider, so it's nowhere near as painful once it gets to your bladder. Last two times I had stones, I didn't even notice it passing out when I peed (only knew about it because I had to pee through a strainer, so I can catch the stone and take it for analysis).

You mention strainer, I was thinking golden showers and someone hits you in the eye with a rock. lol
Somehow, I doubt that would be high on the "to do list" if someone had kidney stones. Wink

Golden shower, no! Strainer, yes. I'm using a small minnow net that used to belong to my dad of which he used for the same purpose. We even took the same net fishing with us up to Wisconsin. Now every time I've held it during the past week, I thought of the old fart, respectively speaking.

My bowel movements have changed from all mostly always runny to something resembling solids.

I honestly don't drink much straight water, preferring coffee, but I have drank plenty of straight cranberry juice during the past week. Last night I opted to take only three Advils instead of a Vicodin.

I forgot to mention that I have been breaking the pills in half starting a couple days ago, since 750mg is way to powerful. It totally fucks up my lucid dreaming capabilities. Go to sleep thinking soon you'll be fuckin' a goat, but end up in a thorn patch naked, nary a goat in sight.
legendary
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May 14, 2013, 11:44:15 AM
#40
The most painfull part is getting it from your kidneys to your bladder. The tubes connecting those are really thin, so think watermelon pushed through a garden hose. A scratchy cement watermelon through a garden hose. The urethra that goes from bladder to the outside is much wider, so it's nowhere near as painful once it gets to your bladder. Last two times I had stones, I didn't even notice it passing out when I peed (only knew about it because I had to pee through a strainer, so I can catch the stone and take it for analysis).

You mention strainer, I was thinking golden showers and someone hits you in the eye with a rock. lol
Somehow, I doubt that would be high on the "to do list" if someone had kidney stones. Wink

People are kinky, ya never know.

You shouldn't be peeing into someone's eye, anyway.

Am I doin it wrong Rassah.  Grin
legendary
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May 14, 2013, 10:36:39 AM
#39
The most painfull part is getting it from your kidneys to your bladder. The tubes connecting those are really thin, so think watermelon pushed through a garden hose. A scratchy cement watermelon through a garden hose. The urethra that goes from bladder to the outside is much wider, so it's nowhere near as painful once it gets to your bladder. Last two times I had stones, I didn't even notice it passing out when I peed (only knew about it because I had to pee through a strainer, so I can catch the stone and take it for analysis).

You mention strainer, I was thinking golden showers and someone hits you in the eye with a rock. lol
Somehow, I doubt that would be high on the "to do list" if someone had kidney stones. Wink

People are kinky, ya never know.

You shouldn't be peeing into someone's eye, anyway.
legendary
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May 14, 2013, 10:04:31 AM
#38
The most painfull part is getting it from your kidneys to your bladder. The tubes connecting those are really thin, so think watermelon pushed through a garden hose. A scratchy cement watermelon through a garden hose. The urethra that goes from bladder to the outside is much wider, so it's nowhere near as painful once it gets to your bladder. Last two times I had stones, I didn't even notice it passing out when I peed (only knew about it because I had to pee through a strainer, so I can catch the stone and take it for analysis).

You mention strainer, I was thinking golden showers and someone hits you in the eye with a rock. lol
Somehow, I doubt that would be high on the "to do list" if someone had kidney stones. Wink

People are kinky, ya never know.
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May 14, 2013, 09:52:18 AM
#37
The most painfull part is getting it from your kidneys to your bladder. The tubes connecting those are really thin, so think watermelon pushed through a garden hose. A scratchy cement watermelon through a garden hose. The urethra that goes from bladder to the outside is much wider, so it's nowhere near as painful once it gets to your bladder. Last two times I had stones, I didn't even notice it passing out when I peed (only knew about it because I had to pee through a strainer, so I can catch the stone and take it for analysis).

You mention strainer, I was thinking golden showers and someone hits you in the eye with a rock. lol
Somehow, I doubt that would be high on the "to do list" if someone had kidney stones. Wink
legendary
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May 14, 2013, 09:48:11 AM
#36
The most painfull part is getting it from your kidneys to your bladder. The tubes connecting those are really thin, so think watermelon pushed through a garden hose. A scratchy cement watermelon through a garden hose. The urethra that goes from bladder to the outside is much wider, so it's nowhere near as painful once it gets to your bladder. Last two times I had stones, I didn't even notice it passing out when I peed (only knew about it because I had to pee through a strainer, so I can catch the stone and take it for analysis).

You mention strainer, I was thinking golden showers and someone hits you in the eye with a rock. lol
legendary
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May 14, 2013, 09:45:15 AM
#35
The most painfull part is getting it from your kidneys to your bladder. The tubes connecting those are really thin, so think watermelon pushed through a garden hose. A scratchy cement watermelon through a garden hose. The urethra that goes from bladder to the outside is much wider, so it's nowhere near as painful once it gets to your bladder. Last two times I had stones, I didn't even notice it passing out when I peed (only knew about it because I had to pee through a strainer, so I can catch the stone and take it for analysis).
hero member
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May 14, 2013, 06:09:36 AM
#34
So the stone is in your bladder now? Can't you insert a catheter up there and suck it out?
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May 13, 2013, 08:05:45 PM
#33
Ive pee'd rocks before, ooooooo buddy, started sweating knees gave out and ended tinkling on myself and the floor. Pain is not the word for it....

Tip- drink a bunch of water to help you have a larger stream, makes it lil less painful and make the stone come out faster

Dank, my Vicodin supplier, told me to drink more milk and eat more salami.  Cry I think he wants me to get hooked on them. What a pal!

Yea, I'd stay far away from calcium. ice mountain bottles.
legendary
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May 13, 2013, 07:51:37 PM
#32
Ive pee'd rocks before, ooooooo buddy, started sweating knees gave out and ended tinkling on myself and the floor. Pain is not the word for it....

Tip- drink a bunch of water to help you have a larger stream, makes it lil less painful and make the stone come out faster

Dank, my Vicodin supplier, told me to drink more milk and eat more salami.  Cry I think he wants me to get hooked on them. What a pal!
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May 13, 2013, 07:45:07 PM
#31
Ive pee'd rocks before, ooooooo buddy, started sweating knees gave out and ended tinkling on myself and the floor. Pain is not the word for it....

Tip- drink a bunch of water to help you have a larger stream, makes it lil less painful and make the stone come out faster
legendary
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May 13, 2013, 07:38:04 PM
#30
One more thing about the Walmart trip. I was taken aback when I saw the prices of the cereal being much higher than a couple weeks ago.

Sign of things to come?

Might be a signal of the cerealized "oatocalypse" I've been hearing so much about lately...

Looks like we're gluten with punishment.
legendary
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May 13, 2013, 07:34:22 PM
#29
One more thing about the Walmart trip. I was taken aback when I saw the prices of the cereal being much higher than a couple weeks ago.

Sign of things to come?

Might be a signal of the cerealized "oatocalypse" I've been hearing so much about lately...
legendary
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May 13, 2013, 07:31:52 PM
#28
Update: Still hasn't passed, but getting much closer. Seems to be at the tip.

Got out of the house for the first time in about a week. I went to Walmart then Burger King. The cashier asked if I wanted a senior drink with my Whopper Jr. I told her that I wasn't a senior, only 53. The manager, standing next to her, stated no problem, for I had a gray beard. I inquired about seeing ID. What he said next about shocked me: We can't ask for ID even if a kid ordered a senior drink, for how do we know it's not for their grandparent.

Anybody else aware of this policy?

One more thing about the Walmart trip. I was taken aback when I saw the prices of the cereal being much higher than a couple weeks ago.

Sign of things to come?
legendary
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May 12, 2013, 11:30:49 PM
#27
Update: Still hasn't passed, but the pain has alleviated considerably, allowing me to cut back on my dwindling supply of V's. I haven't drove in six days, having no idea if gas prices have gone up or down. Going to the warehouse tomorrow to accept and ship out some loads. I'm not planning on doing any lifting, though I may pick up a broom. My desk may be a mess, but I'm put up my warehouse floor again eVoorhees' desk any day of the week, on or off meds.
legendary
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May 12, 2013, 10:37:04 AM
#26
Self-employer, thus opted to be non-insured....
Perhaps time to cash in a few coins from the Bit-stash and pay a private hospital to remove the offending stones?
You could just move to a country that really cares about their people and provides national health insurance.

Like Canada?  Roll Eyes
Stefan Molynuex announced today that he's been diagnosed with lymphoma. Apparently the prognosis is good (as far as those things go) but he was unable to obtain an accurate and timely diagnosis within the Canadian medical system and had to travel internationally in order to purchase effective care.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwmr1elnxjg

Sell it on the road homie. It happens everywhere. http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/releases/11856.php
Well, almost everywhere:
http://www.kpbs.org/news/2010/may/19/why-americans-choose-health-care-mexico/

That's funny! They run here for jobs and we run there for health care. I had a bad gallbladder and couldn't afford to have it removed, in and out of emergency rooms for a few years with every hospital refusing to admit me. Finally it ruptured and they had to remove it (or i would have died) without insurance. Wish I knew about Mexico back then. Would have saved me a lot of years of pain.

Edit: BTW: That laparoscopic coliSumthin pushed me into bankruptcy it was so expensive.
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