Topic: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here - page 2. (Read 19667 times)
September 06, 2011, 01:40:21 AM
September 06, 2011, 01:37:51 AM
If only it were a goat, I wish it was a goat....she was my favorite. She was the first one I ever got. Please don't make me do this anymore.
https://i.imgur.com/zP76g.jpg
I've done what you asked Freemason masters, please leave the pony market alone now.
It's already working, the value of ponies in bitcoins is going up uP UP!https://i.imgur.com/zP76g.jpg
I've done what you asked Freemason masters, please leave the pony market alone now.
I'm sorry to say this but I stand behind bitrebel 100%. At first I couldn't be sure if he was just trolling to find out what I knew, but now that I know he's for real I feel responsible to defend him against the zionist fez hat wearing freemason fucktards that oppress him on these forums as well as every forum he seems to join.
I have been blind but now I can see better. -- Psalms 5:12
The world is dark with masonry and witchcraft. They will reveal themselves to you through the horn of a ram, the blood of virgins and through gold; Comedy gold. -- Revelations 9:41
At first I wasn't certain, but I myself have recently discovered articles proving that Comic Sans was a government attempt to bring comedy and ridicule to serious writing so that one day when the Kings James Bible in Comic Sans would be distributed, it would desensitize the youth of the time opening the doors to a godless nation, a nation that thinks perversely exclaiming satisfaction from busting through a wall to deliver cherry drink to children (obviously a pedophilic and masonic reference for red blood from virgin rapes and sacrifices) is both sane and respectable (Cool-aid is run by free masons).
The freemasons have already had their hands deep in Disney too, slowly controlling the minds of today's youth through animated features containing numerous subtle freemason symbols and perverting our youth with sexual symbolism to abuse their youthful hormonal imbalances and bring them to the side of free masonry to forever be puppets in the never ending theatre run by the Knights Templar.
http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/5508/unled1hry.jpg
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts.jpg
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts1.jpg
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts2.jpg
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts4.jpg
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts3-edited.bmp
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts5-edited.bmp
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/waltdisney_perverts.jpg
As can clearly be seen above, the pedophilic zionist government of free masonry exists to manipulate our youth and destroy freedom in an effort to control the world.
We must unite under one cause!
We must hit them where it hurts most!
We must destroy Comic Sans!
Did you know that the man who composed the Disney movies in the 90s was interviewed on OnlyOneTV? This proves that the 90s Disney conspiracy and Bruce are interconnected; how else could Bruce get such a major player on his network? I have been blind but now I can see better. -- Psalms 5:12
The world is dark with masonry and witchcraft. They will reveal themselves to you through the horn of a ram, the blood of virgins and through gold; Comedy gold. -- Revelations 9:41
At first I wasn't certain, but I myself have recently discovered articles proving that Comic Sans was a government attempt to bring comedy and ridicule to serious writing so that one day when the Kings James Bible in Comic Sans would be distributed, it would desensitize the youth of the time opening the doors to a godless nation, a nation that thinks perversely exclaiming satisfaction from busting through a wall to deliver cherry drink to children (obviously a pedophilic and masonic reference for red blood from virgin rapes and sacrifices) is both sane and respectable (Cool-aid is run by free masons).
The freemasons have already had their hands deep in Disney too, slowly controlling the minds of today's youth through animated features containing numerous subtle freemason symbols and perverting our youth with sexual symbolism to abuse their youthful hormonal imbalances and bring them to the side of free masonry to forever be puppets in the never ending theatre run by the Knights Templar.
http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/5508/unled1hry.jpg
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts.jpg
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts1.jpg
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts2.jpg
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts4.jpg
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts3-edited.bmp
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts5-edited.bmp
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/waltdisney_perverts.jpg
As can clearly be seen above, the pedophilic zionist government of free masonry exists to manipulate our youth and destroy freedom in an effort to control the world.
We must unite under one cause!
We must hit them where it hurts most!
We must destroy Comic Sans!
September 05, 2011, 08:39:03 PM
You're generally okay here, but, er, no. You can't go into fucking Waccamaw and buy a Temple Garmnet and then FAKE YOUR WAY into the Salt Lake Sanctum. Sorry.
Oh, you mean Scientologists? Nevermind.
See the danger now?
Yeah that's the word he used.
September 05, 2011, 07:39:31 PM
"seeing how the majority of Bitcoin users have something a little wrong with them in the head obviously" - BitcoinPorn
spanx ya
September 05, 2011, 07:12:43 PM
You're generally okay here, but, er, no. You can't go into fucking Waccamaw and buy a Temple Garmnet and then FAKE YOUR WAY into the Salt Lake Sanctum. Sorry.
Oh, you mean Scientologists? Nevermind.
Yeah that's the word he used.
September 05, 2011, 09:13:25 AM
You're generally okay here, but, er, no. You can't go into fucking Waccamaw and buy a Temple Garmnet and then FAKE YOUR WAY into the Salt Lake Sanctum. Sorry.
Oh, you mean Scientologists? Nevermind.
September 05, 2011, 08:03:28 AM
I'm glad you put "epic" in quotes.
Yeah I read the newspaper sometimes
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=epic
September 05, 2011, 07:59:45 AM
A little easy seeing how the majority of Bitcoin users have something a little wrong with them in the head obviously, but "epic" trolling none the less.
I'm glad you put "epic" in quotes.
Epic.
Epic.
Epic.
Not epic.
September 05, 2011, 07:19:35 AM
I <3 SomethingAwful more than ever. Do they accept Bitcoin donations?
Their trolling on the Official Unofficial Bitcoin Forums is going above and beyond what I normally see. A little easy seeing how the majority of Bitcoin users have something a little wrong with them in the head obviously, but "epic" trolling none the less.
I think to make life really weird, someone should convince Scientologists to take Bitcoin as donations. I know this is kind of unrelated, but I feel it could really make the Bitcoin user base a little nuttier. Please SA, do what you can to make this dream happen. Surely there is a Scientologist goon out there that wouldn't mind telling few others that his is a great way to evade taxes and other shit.
Their trolling on the Official Unofficial Bitcoin Forums is going above and beyond what I normally see. A little easy seeing how the majority of Bitcoin users have something a little wrong with them in the head obviously, but "epic" trolling none the less.
I think to make life really weird, someone should convince Scientologists to take Bitcoin as donations. I know this is kind of unrelated, but I feel it could really make the Bitcoin user base a little nuttier. Please SA, do what you can to make this dream happen. Surely there is a Scientologist goon out there that wouldn't mind telling few others that his is a great way to evade taxes and other shit.
September 05, 2011, 05:08:19 AM
Your avatar reminds me of Johnny 5 Aces.
Sweet.
Good thing, too, or I'd have to call my publicist for a new makeover.
September 05, 2011, 05:01:13 AM
This.
No wait.
This.
No wait.
This.
Your avatar reminds me of Johnny 5 Aces.
September 05, 2011, 04:51:26 AM
This.
No wait.
This.
No wait.
This.
September 05, 2011, 04:41:08 AM
As someone who had sisters in the 1980s, I'm pretty sure that pony heads pop on and off even easier than Barbie heads.
I can confirm this.
September 05, 2011, 04:31:56 AM
As someone who had sisters in the 1980s, I'm pretty sure that pony heads pop on and off even easier than Barbie heads.
September 05, 2011, 04:12:33 AM
What, the throw rug?
Anyway, it's obvious that the head came off that scruffy beast some time before 1990 anyway. The whole "oh w8 while I go ritual" thing was partly an attempt to build suspense, but it was mostly a stalling tactic in order to allow time to get the LaserWriter II working again.
FAKE MASON, I say. FAKE.
Anyway, it's obvious that the head came off that scruffy beast some time before 1990 anyway. The whole "oh w8 while I go ritual" thing was partly an attempt to build suspense, but it was mostly a stalling tactic in order to allow time to get the LaserWriter II working again.
FAKE MASON, I say. FAKE.
I like his bitcoins/ponies idea.
September 05, 2011, 03:58:25 AM
If only it were a goat, I wish it was a goat....she was my favorite. She was the first one I ever got. Please don't make me do this anymore.
I've done what you asked Freemason masters, please leave the pony market alone now.
I've done what you asked Freemason masters, please leave the pony market alone now.
Obvious photoshop. Reported.
What, the throw rug?
Anyway, it's obvious that the head came off that scruffy beast some time before 1990 anyway. The whole "oh w8 while I go ritual" thing was partly an attempt to build suspense, but it was mostly a stalling tactic in order to allow time to get the LaserWriter II working again.
FAKE MASON, I say. FAKE.
September 05, 2011, 03:51:15 AM
If only it were a goat, I wish it was a goat....she was my favorite. She was the first one I ever got. Please don't make me do this anymore.
I've done what you asked Freemason masters, please leave the pony market alone now.
I've done what you asked Freemason masters, please leave the pony market alone now.
Obvious photoshop. Reported.
September 05, 2011, 03:48:56 AM
If only it were a goat, I wish it was a goat....she was my favorite. She was the first one I ever got. Please don't make me do this anymore.
I've done what you asked Freemason masters, please leave the pony market alone now.
I've done what you asked Freemason masters, please leave the pony market alone now.
Obvious photoshop. Reported.
September 05, 2011, 03:38:57 AM
As a freemason I feel compelled to defend bitrebel as he is secretly all part of the freemason conspiracy, but surely i've said too much.
September 05, 2011, 03:37:26 AM
Freemasons ride the baloney pony.
/end transmission
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