Topic: (Loan) Deathbylollipop Advertisements 300 BTC - page 2. (Read 2967 times)

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If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen...

Reported for incompetent modding.

FUCK JESUS CHRIST

As long as Bitlane posts abusive comments in my threads I'm reporting him.

Feel free to file the respective paper work.

Don't worry! I can assure you there is no risk on that happening!

Unfortunately, bitlane brings up a good point: How do we know that this isn't just another one of your "tests"?

Aw...man.

I was just about to fund your Loan Request and add an additional 1,000 BTC for future shares.

I will however require the following:

1) Proof of ID.
2) A Private Appraisal of your Painting at a Gallery of my choosing (local to you, but I will source).
3) Proof of ownership of the painting that matches your ID.
4) Proof of Appraisal, Certificate of Authenticity (should be EASY, since it MUST be insured) Faxed to me, from the source of my choosing that does the appraisal.

Unfortunately, if it can not be appraised for multiple-millions (as stated above) then unfortunately I can not supply the loan.

I hope you understand.

Bitlane is an awesome member to our community may Jehovah bless his heart.

Witnessed

Reported.

Report me to whomever you wish.

I will be riding your coat tails right until the day that you find the door that led you into this community and GET THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

You have left a trail of behavior so transparent, that someone would have to be a complete MORON to not understand what it is that you are trying to do here.

You learned about Bitcoins a month or so ago, got involved in a Trojan created to steal resources from users in the community, got caught, called it a security test, now want to try and make off with money in another way because you think you are smarter than the rest of the people around here.

YOU SIR, ARE NOT SMARTER than the rest of the users around here.

Look forward to my company until you depart.....like an Angel on your shoulder.
bitlane.

You have been a Liar from the start. I will not stop.

You are also an idiot.

If you have a Mlillion dollar painting, you have no need for a BTC Loan from this forum.

You are not even willing to pay for a GLBSE account out of your own pocket.....WTF ?

You made a few retarded videos, all the while, not even getting the BUSINESS's NAME'S CORRECT and now want Loans from them ?

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS ?

Bitlane is a good person.

I wish I where him.

Make the horse of venus lick his eyeballs.

THERE IT IS !

Potential Lenders, Feel free to browse the following thread:
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/deathbylollipop-advertisements-77845


..and #8 to add to my list ? THE MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR WORK OF ART ?

Come on, ARE YOU KIDDING US ?

Unfortunately locally no. Pawn shops rarely keep enough cash on hand to handle a multi million dollar work of art. To be honest I hate the painting but my parents gave it to me after I convinced them to buy it so it has sentimental value.

It is simply a credential and not to be confused with or used in lue of my current financial standing and future.

Have not had any loans on site before or in general however I have done some free work for some of the big names currently in bitcoin and these are who I am targeting for loan.

Also I want the bitcoins as opposed to USD. I need to inspire trust within my group that the bitcoin itself can be a profit machine which will be difficult to do if cash is all I receive.

I'm open to smaller loans from trusted vendors in order to help build my creditability but they needs to be of significant value if the lender wants to see a timely return with interest.

Finally asking these kind of questions makes me doubt your integrity or ability to finance a loan of this significance so I am politely denying any future business requests from this username: Evoorhees.



and Psy I don't think I could take your money if you paid me

If you can't spell Gauguin correctly, you don't own one... Granted!

Do you have a rating with the OTC web of trust? Also, have you successfully repaid any loads through this forum before? Also, if you're only looking to raise 300btc, that's only $1,500. I'm sure a pawn shop would loan you far more than that, at a similar interest rate, using your Gaughin painting as collateral, no?

Deathbylollipop Entertainment is currently looking for a loan or group of loans amounting to 300 BTC. Ideally this loan will be from a business, miner, or mining pool.

The loan will be accompanied by a free advertisement introducing the group and its motives in a lifestyle vlog environment.

The money is going to be used for the following purposes:

To immediatly place DBL on GLBSE in the following format.

long term bond
2250 shares
.5 bitcoins a piece
3.5 % payout upon completion

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Stock
1000 shares
1 BTC a piece
dividends paid weekly 1%

The remaining shares will remain in my control in order to handle the necessary measures to ensure our goals and vision are met. Keep in mind this is our initial investment plan and we will no doubt branch and modify as neccessary and recommended.

I currently have two questions pending release on predict.glbse.com in regards to the future of our corporation. I left a message in the glbse 2.0 thread asking Nefario if there was any way to speed up the pending process so that lenders can get an immediate market reaction to their potential investment.

I will also be looking in to purchasing a high end portable camera/camcorder to improve the quality of our videos and give them a more professional appearance. I'm also going to keep some money in escrow for future gear purchases especially in regards to video editing software.

The rest of the money will be spent financing our nightclub campaign as well as rewarding our supporters.

The actual terms of the loan are flexible but the basic guidelines are as follows:

300 BTC 30 day loan at 5% interest (total interest: 15 BTC)

Late Fees.

1% daily after 30 day completion period.

So in other words

31 days = 6% interest
32 days = 7% interest
33 days = 8% interest
34 days = 9% interest
35 days = 10% interest

and so on.

As far a payment is concerned the goal is to raise capital through advertisements and or glbse listing.

We are fully prepared to ensure the non default of the loan if these endeavors don't generate the required capital on time.

I am currently certified to work as an A+ technician as well as a CCNA. I am fully capable of directly injecting the needed funds in order to make sure the lent bitcoins return to the lenders hand.

I am fully capable of providing CISCO documentation (actual certificate with my name on it) to verify these statements. I can send you photos or copies of the actual certs as well as my latest score on the CCNP Routing Exam. All have my picture or name on them so there will be no confusion as to authenticity.

Collateral is also available for review. I am the current owner of a rare original Paul Gaughin painting. I am willing to provide pictures of said painting (with myself holding it if desired) in order to prove that I am indeed in possession of said painting. I am the owner of a few other works but I am willing to provide verification through this work mostly in order to assure my creditability for this loan and also that I have the actual means of paying it back.

Its also a really nice work lol

Finally I'm willing to provide the following for identity verification purposes:

Photo verification (ID)
Address confirmation
Phone number (if requested)
Personal Email

In order to further discuss the nature and terms of the loan you can contact me at [email protected]

The actual loan(s) will be received on the following address: 14xdpVawX8mFjr6oGhPLPCHQyukmzsG7WH


That's it!


Thanks for all your help and support with this new start up and I look to forward to borrowing!