"Hey honey!"
"What!?!?"
"I just scammed us $4.82 in bitcoins!"
"Hot dayum I luvz u! I'll call the meth dealer asap!"
"What!?!?"
"I just scammed us $4.82 in bitcoins!"
"Hot dayum I luvz u! I'll call the meth dealer asap!"
Still a better love story than Twilight...
* high fives random *
D-d-do you think we should write a screenplay? Like right now? Right on this thread? I don't see anything else productive coming out of it.
Absolutely. But there's no werewolves or vampires. That's all been done to death. Instead, it's about a girl who falls in love with a boy, only to find out he's actually a human Bitcoin! And his family is at war with the Litecoins.
Ok but this has to appeal to the masses so when we mention bitcoin make sure that it's an evil connotation. So maybe he murders people in exchange for more bitcoins until he himself becomes a bitcoin? It's ok as long as it's negative.
Edit: and when they type a lot on screen make it really intense by saying things like "mainframe" and make sure every keystroke goes beep or boop. People love that shit.
The typing is easy enough. We'll just use this site and record while spamming keys. Problem solved!
We're also coming up with a new phrase: "Son of a Bitcoin!" This is what is going to take cryptos mainstream!
Jesus H. Litecoin. I do believe we've struck gold here (That could be good for the screenplay too).
Well son of a bitcoin this thread has gotten out of control. What was it even about? Oh ya this guy was trying to scam $5 to buy some meth. Ok maybe not specifically that reason. It very well could be heroine or cocaine. I really don't know his drug of choice.
I think we need to ask him more details about his life so we can give his character a back story.
Why do you hate your life?
When did you know your only skill was scamming on a bitcoin forum?
What drugs do you buy with your bitcoins?
How many accounts do you have (and name them)?
How embarrassed are your parents of you?
That should be a good start.
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