What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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Myself chatting with my girlfriend while watching soccer looks like
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
I know you are a sports fan so here it goes 
7 p.m. I get a text message from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I texted my girlfriend: You of course.
I just hope that you are doing ok though.
7 p.m. I get a text message from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I texted my girlfriend: You of course.
I just hope that you are doing ok though.
Video of a gun that ties you up
https://i.imgur.com/DzkY7Zx.gifv
Video of a Dog thinks hes a human
https://i.imgur.com/SjVQUW0.gifv
Video of a fishnet
https://gfycat.com/eagerhorribleakitainu-fishing-net-satisfying
Hopefully you get some amusement from these
https://i.imgur.com/DzkY7Zx.gifv
Video of a Dog thinks hes a human
https://i.imgur.com/SjVQUW0.gifv
Video of a fishnet
https://gfycat.com/eagerhorribleakitainu-fishing-net-satisfying
Hopefully you get some amusement from these
On date
She: How do I look?
Me: Average.
*She gets pissed and gives a look*
*20 minutes later*
*While taking a selfie*
She: Yaar, I look soooo bad todayyy.
Me: I know. But still I called you average.
*She gives another deadly look*
*funeral music starts playing at the back*
John McAfee knows, who is Satoshi.
She: How do I look?
Me: Average.
*She gets pissed and gives a look*
*20 minutes later*
*While taking a selfie*
She: Yaar, I look soooo bad todayyy.
Me: I know. But still I called you average.
*She gives another deadly look*
*funeral music starts playing at the back*
John McAfee knows, who is Satoshi.
I come online, hoping the electricty / internet would stay.
I message my employer, Hey I'm online, I am available now, let's start work!
2 minutes later power goes away.
Its a miracle this employer has chosen to stick it out with me, I don't think I'd have survived without such help.
This isn't overtly funny but sometimes we should find funny shit within the darkest of times. I hope you do better soon enough.
I message my employer, Hey I'm online, I am available now, let's start work!
2 minutes later power goes away.
Its a miracle this employer has chosen to stick it out with me, I don't think I'd have survived without such help.
This isn't overtly funny but sometimes we should find funny shit within the darkest of times. I hope you do better soon enough.
If you want to laugh really see Mr bean
Watch this video funny
Use YouTube to get more videos, you will definitely laughWatch this video funny
I wish you happiness
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Why there are no mosquitoes in China?
Every Chinese killed one
Every Chinese killed one
Going through some very rough times recently and just as I thought it was starting to get better I got hit with something devastating again.
Make me laugh, a story, a joke, images or videos. If you make me crack a smile I'll give you 1 merit.
Shit. all I need is 1 merit. <- it's only funny if you look at my merit/post/activity.Make me laugh, a story, a joke, images or videos. If you make me crack a smile I'll give you 1 merit.
Anyways Hamppuz I hope all is well and or get's better. We need you back on your P's&Q's.
https://imgur.com/a/Pnee9xi
edit- when I posted this I had 19 merit -now I'm ballin at 20
Going through some very rough times recently and just as I thought it was starting to get better I got hit with something devastating again.
Make me laugh, a story, a joke, images or videos. If you make me crack a smile I'll give you 1 merit.
Make me laugh, a story, a joke, images or videos. If you make me crack a smile I'll give you 1 merit.
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