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Topic: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto (Read 2088 times)

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November 18, 2014, 08:58:41 AM
#23
Dear Satoshi Nakamoto,

Ever since I first read your glorious paragraphs from the early Bitcoin days, I've fallen in love, Your text is so beautiful, it's like rays of sunshine upon my cognitive functioning. You're fierce determined personality, is like a glorious wind that sweeps in new innovations and idea. So take me awayyyy, take my hand, and let us journey on gloriously together. Our children would be every single Bitcoin user, and through them Bitcoin shall live on and revolutionize everything around us.

-Takes out 100 carat diamond, gold plated ring-

Wi...Will you marry me?

U fall in love with nakamoto coz he have millions o btc lol jk
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A.K.A The Black Marvel
October 08, 2014, 12:54:27 AM
#22
This definitely isn't overdone and still is absolutely hilarious /s

lol... That's what they think.
newbie
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October 04, 2014, 12:03:15 PM
#21
This definitely isn't overdone and still is absolutely hilarious /s
full member
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October 04, 2014, 06:26:38 AM
#20
What a nerd. Give this guy glasses.

I have to say. This man got his balllls
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HUKOM BITAY! ✝✝✝
October 03, 2014, 09:06:53 AM
#19
What a nerd. Give this guy glasses.
hero member
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September 25, 2014, 05:46:36 PM
#18
wedding of interest ...  Grin  Grin  Grin
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★Bitin.io★ - Instant Exchange
September 25, 2014, 04:17:24 PM
#17
Dear Satoshi Nakamoto,

Ever since I first read your glorious paragraphs from the early Bitcoin days, I've fallen in love, Your text is so beautiful, it's like rays of sunshine upon my cognitive functioning. You're fierce determined personality, is like a glorious wind that sweeps in new innovations and idea. So take me awayyyy, take my hand, and let us journey on gloriously together. Our children would be every single Bitcoin user, and through them Bitcoin shall live on and revolutionize everything around us.

-Takes out 100 carat diamond, gold plated ring-

Wi...Will you marry me?

Dont you think she is to old for you?
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GCVMMWH
September 25, 2014, 02:25:39 PM
#16
i hate the name Bitcoin.  why couldn't we have called it SmartCoin or somethin

Why does it need too have "coin" in their?
It should just be called Awesomeness.

Than stores, alpaca leather, and coffee shops and shit could have signs that say 'Awesomeness Excepted Hear' and shit.
newbie
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September 25, 2014, 01:59:43 PM
#15
pls no just no
sr. member
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Merit: 250
September 25, 2014, 01:45:37 PM
#14
i hate the name Bitcoin.  why couldn't we have called it SmartCoin or somethin
legendary
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September 25, 2014, 12:42:43 PM
#13
1997 called, they want their online marriage joke back.



Jokes on you, there was no internet is 1997.

Yes they're was, Al Gore built that shit in 1947.

I wonder if Satoshi would back his wife's promise to be loyal in the blockchain so she can't be a goldigger because you can't break the blockchain's logic  Grin
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GCVMMWH
September 25, 2014, 11:51:15 AM
#12
1997 called, they want their online marriage joke back.



Jokes on you, there was no internet is 1997.

Yes they're was, Al Gore built that shit in 1947.
sr. member
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AltoCenter.com
September 25, 2014, 11:33:58 AM
#11
Jane doe would have been the perfect girl for him...
legendary
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The revolution will be digital
September 25, 2014, 11:25:11 AM
#10
Dear Satoshi Nakamoto,

Ever since I first read your glorious paragraphs from the early Bitcoin days, I've fallen in love, Your text is so beautiful, it's like rays of sunshine upon my cognitive functioning. You're fierce determined personality, is like a glorious wind that sweeps in new innovations and idea. So take me awayyyy, take my hand, and let us journey on gloriously together. Our children would be every single Bitcoin user, and through them Bitcoin shall live on and revolutionize everything around us.

-Takes out 100 carat diamond, gold plated ring-

Wi...Will you marry me?

Please post a gorgeous pic of yours, so that the anonymous superman get stunned by your looks Wink
legendary
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Merit: 1001
September 25, 2014, 11:23:22 AM
#9
He better get a good prenup.  Grin
legendary
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Merit: 1000
September 23, 2014, 06:44:41 PM
#8
1997 called, they want their online marriage joke back.



Jokes on you, there was no internet is 1997.
10 minutes ago called they want their joke back
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.8945515

The joke department CEO sent an email, they dont want "certain time period ago called" type jokes anymore.
member
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Merit: 10
September 23, 2014, 06:35:55 PM
#7
1997 called, they want their online marriage joke back.



Jokes on you, there was no internet is 1997.
10 minutes ago called they want their joke back
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.8945515
full member
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Merit: 100
September 23, 2014, 06:26:00 PM
#6
1997 called, they want their online marriage joke back.



Jokes on you, there was no internet is 1997.
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Merit: 1000
https://youtu.be/PZm8TTLR2NU
September 23, 2014, 06:22:30 PM
#5
1997 called, they want their online marriage joke back.

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September 23, 2014, 05:34:25 PM
#4
glorious paragraphs ... Your text is so beautiful ...  You're fierce determined personality

Ouchhh.  Usually people screw that up the other way around.

Lets hope you are a dude with big t*tties, because he wont be marrying you for your brainz.

-B-
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