I do not. I got out of Bitcoin a while ago.. Sorry.
Then if you can provide pictures of the table and carpet right now, that might help build your case... Though it's not uncommon to be able to have photoshop skills.
Additionally, theymos has previously said:
If you want us to recover a hacked/lost account, you need to prove that you own it. Typically, the only acceptable method of proving ownership is by signing a message (including current date and desired new email address) using a Bitcoin address or PGP key associated with the account. A Bitcoin address or PGP key is associated with the account only if the account posted the key/address, sent it in a PM, or if it is still listed in the account's profile.
I very rarely recover accounts if you can't prove ownership as described above. There are alternative ways of proving ownership, but they take too much time. If I point you to this thread, you can't prove ownership properly, and then I ignore your future PMs, this means that I'm not going to recover your account. Create a new one.
You're probably unlikely to have the account returned.
And whoa, it's been a while since this thread was last updated. That's a 9-month break!
How did you lose the private key? (By lose, I mean stopped having access to)