Disclaimer#1: This post will offend most of you as people nowdays tend to be offended by the stuff they don’t like and to completely ignore the stuff they do.
Disclaimer #2: This post contains a goatfucking shitload of profanity. Deal with it, pussies!
Disclamer #3: Author’s point of view may not coincide with his/her opinion.
Here are some random thoughts that I had while watching The Great URO Holy War so far.
1. Give me some proof, motherfucker! Hard liquor is the only thing in the world that has proof. Death and taxes are the only things that are certain. Hey, give me proof Obama was born in the USA! Personally, I don’t give a flying genetically engineered rat’s ass about it. He’s the President and he probably doesn’t either. Do you? Well, sucks for you in that case! In our case, the market will show. When somebody buys it – it’s gonna go up. That’s it.
2. Deals, documents, blahblahblah. So far URO had been mostly traded by the bots. The only way to see if it’s real – a massive purchase. It won’t happen as quick as some might think. There’s a lot of leeway for the buyers to slowly accumulate URO at low prices. That’s until the suppliers hoard-up most of URO.
3. GES didn’t post on Twitter for a year! Ok, that DOES seem weird.
4. IT’S A SCAM! If it goes up and I sell it in time then it’s a good scam. Good and evil are relative to the subject. Of course, I’d love the idea of crypto-backed currencies to take off but if I just make money on this “scam” – so be it. It may kill my dream but I’ll be rich, bitch!
5. GES is bankrupt! Ummm… Let’s get back to #1. I’ve got a proof that MtGox is bankrupt because I just got a letter from the Japanese court (with cute stamps and shit) that says it all. Can I see some GES bankruptcy proceedings? Btw, I didn’t get that goxed, but it’s still a cute letter.
6. IT’S A SCAM, SCAM, SCAM!!!1l1l1 Go find a cure for cancer or something. There are three things that I’ve seen the humanity to put over 90% of effort and resources into: killing, fucking, and getting shitfaced. People who spend 24/7 FUDding are either assholes or insane… assholes. Now, go put that energy to some REAL use.
7. 7. Oh, poor farmer! Look, no matter how much of a good image this whole ordeal gives to the signatories of the URO protocol, it’s NOT about the “poor farmer.” The farmer WILL stay poor. There's a long chain going from the producer to the farmer. Producer => Bank => Trader (whale) => Bank => Transporter/Importer => Bank => Distributor => Bank => Poor Framer => Tax and Bank (most of farmers own to the bank). The chain starts with the producer and ends with the proverbial poor farmer but both are on the bottom of this chain. That doesn't mean that the farmer will be less poor. However, there's a chance that the importers and distributors will become richer. URO just cuts out few links out of this chain. It cuts out the commodity exchange full of the old money whales that trade urea back and forth without even knowing what the hell it is. It also cuts out the banks. When the CEX whales, having outlived their questionable parasitic usefulness, can go and fuck themselves no matter how pissed off they would get, the banks won’t give up so easily. They’ll scream of drugs, terrorism, and money laundering just to keep their fees. I see it as one of the biggest threats to URO and the free market.
8. To be continued…
9. …
10. PROFIT!
BRAVO!!!POST OF THE MONTH!!! ALL YOU NEED IS BALLS AND JUST A LITTLE BIT OF DISCIPLINE! I know you and I butted heads a lil bit, Crypto, but you have my respect, sir. Thank You.