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legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
Since everyone seems to be farting out ridiculous 'social sharing' that people treat like blogs, and blogs that people treat like their own personal diaries, I thought I might capitalize on the entire thing by cutting to the chase (people love honesty!)

Introducing



I'm selling shares now for $1,000,000USD per share, with a trillion shares available.

Is everyone ready to get in on this bleeding edge synergy?

I sincerely hope you do this Cheesy

This project is currently in litigation to see who wrightfully owns the idea: Me or Matthew.

~Bruno~

(I sure do hope he doesn't see my Money Tree idea, for he'll probably claim that idea as well: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/the-money-tree-63356)
sr. member
Activity: 266
Merit: 250
Since everyone seems to be farting out ridiculous 'social sharing' that people treat like blogs, and blogs that people treat like their own personal diaries, I thought I might capitalize on the entire thing by cutting to the chase (people love honesty!)

Introducing



I'm selling shares now for $1,000,000USD per share, with a trillion shares available.

Is everyone ready to get in on this bleeding edge synergy?

I sincerely hope you do this Cheesy
newbie
Activity: 30
Merit: 0

https://i.imgur.com/cXkb5.jpg

I'm selling shares now for $1,000,000USD per share, with a trillion shares available.

Is everyone ready to get in on this bleeding edge synergy?


That logo will at least get you all the chicks, in spite of all reasonable skepticism, guaranteed!


donator
Activity: 1736
Merit: 1014
Let's talk governance, lipstick, and pigs.
Hmm. This could get a lot of traffic for people that miss the i and hit the u instead. Good luck with that, Matthew!  Wink

Good point, cbeast. I had to Google that and found the answer in Urban Dictionary. I refrained from searching images like I did when I researched goatse. Learnt my lesson there. BTW, how come so many people know about this stuff on this board, and I don't? Just asking!

~Bruno~

You answered your own question. I also learned that lesson the hard way. =p

You want to partner with me, cbeast? I have this idea called Twinkersee.

I was approached to invest in websites such as this and others in the 1990's. I probably missed an opportunity to make a lot of money.

I didn't mention money. We'll just do it for the kicks. Perhaps, we'll even get laid this decade.

I never mix business with pleasure. Besides, the decade is still young.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
Hmm. This could get a lot of traffic for people that miss the i and hit the u instead. Good luck with that, Matthew!  Wink

Good point, cbeast. I had to Google that and found the answer in Urban Dictionary. I refrained from searching images like I did when I researched goatse. Learnt my lesson there. BTW, how come so many people know about this stuff on this board, and I don't? Just asking!

~Bruno~

You answered your own question. I also learned that lesson the hard way. =p

You want to partner with me, cbeast? I have this idea called Twinkersee.

I was approached to invest in websites such as this and others in the 1990's. I probably missed an opportunity to make a lot of money.

I didn't mention money. We'll just do it for the kicks. Perhaps, we'll even get laid this decade.
donator
Activity: 1736
Merit: 1014
Let's talk governance, lipstick, and pigs.
Hmm. This could get a lot of traffic for people that miss the i and hit the u instead. Good luck with that, Matthew!  Wink

Good point, cbeast. I had to Google that and found the answer in Urban Dictionary. I refrained from searching images like I did when I researched goatse. Learnt my lesson there. BTW, how come so many people know about this stuff on this board, and I don't? Just asking!

~Bruno~

You answered your own question. I also learned that lesson the hard way. =p

You want to partner with me, cbeast? I have this idea called Twinkersee.

I was approached to invest in websites such as this and others in the 1990's. I probably missed an opportunity to make a lot of money.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
Hmm. This could get a lot of traffic for people that miss the i and hit the u instead. Good luck with that, Matthew!  Wink

Good point, cbeast. I had to Google that and found the answer in Urban Dictionary. I refrained from searching images like I did when I researched goatse. Learnt my lesson there. BTW, how come so many people know about this stuff on this board, and I don't? Just asking!

~Bruno~

You answered your own question. I also learned that lesson the hard way. =p

You want to partner with me, cbeast? I have this idea called Twinkersee.
donator
Activity: 1736
Merit: 1014
Let's talk governance, lipstick, and pigs.
Hmm. This could get a lot of traffic for people that miss the i and hit the u instead. Good luck with that, Matthew!  Wink

Good point, cbeast. I had to Google that and found the answer in Urban Dictionary. I refrained from searching images like I did when I researched goatse. Learnt my lesson there. BTW, how come so many people know about this stuff on this board, and I don't? Just asking!

~Bruno~

You answered your own question. I also learned that lesson the hard way. =p
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
Hmm. This could get a lot of traffic for people that miss the i and hit the u instead. Good luck with that, Matthew!  Wink

Good point, cbeast. I had to Google that and found the answer in Urban Dictionary. I refrained from searching images like I did when I researched goatse. Learnt my lesson there. BTW, how come so many people know about this stuff on this board, and I don't? Just asking!

~Bruno~
donator
Activity: 1736
Merit: 1014
Let's talk governance, lipstick, and pigs.
Hmm. This could get a lot of traffic for people that miss the i and hit the u instead. Good luck with that, Matthew!  Wink
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
I formally request that this thread be removed from this forum because Twunker was clearly developed from my idea and I was not given credit for it.

~Bruno~
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
Twunk Outside the Box!


donator
Activity: 1736
Merit: 1014
Let's talk governance, lipstick, and pigs.
This thread
legendary
Activity: 1834
Merit: 1020
Myspace:  Allowed for a full profile, photo sharing, status updates, music, etc.

Facebook:  Allowed for a full profile, photo sharing, but with an emphasis on status updates.

Formspring:  Ask other users questions, and the users respond in similar fashion to a status update.

Twitter:  Focuses ONLY on status updates.

Matt's new company:  Smiley faces only.

The next big thing will be the next big leap in simplicity.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
So, Matthew, would you like to tell the community from where you got this idea?

~Bruno~
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
God it stinks in here. Did somebody twunk?

Twunker: The Twaw of Atwaction

Where no Twunks Stwink!


hero member
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Merit: 500
Hero VIP ultra official trusted super staff puppet
God it stinks in here. Did somebody twunk?
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending


I'm announcing my new service: twunkur.

blogging + twittering = blit

Come blit at twunkur today!



Twunker is tweamin' with twactivity.

What Have You Twunk Today?

~Bruno: Twunker at Large~

Fake edit: Does Tor have a social media service? If not, would Twunker suffice?
hero member
Activity: 784
Merit: 1000
bitcoin hundred-aire
Since everyone seems to be farting out ridiculous 'social sharing' that people treat like blogs, and blogs that people treat like their own personal diaries, I thought I might capitalize on the entire thing by cutting to the chase (people love honesty!)

Introducing



I'm selling shares now for $1,000,000USD per share, with a trillion shares available.

Is everyone ready to get in on this bleeding edge synergy?

donator
Activity: 392
Merit: 252


I'm announcing MY new service: twunkur.

blogging + twittering = blit

Come blit at twunkur today!

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