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Topic: NASA will pay you $18,000 to stay in bed for 70 straight days (Read 2036 times)

newbie
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Its not such a good deal for your health. After 70 days of lying down your heart will be weak as a baby.
You will have gained a lot of weight. You will have bed sores. You will lose all muscle tone.

NO THANK YOU!
sr. member
Activity: 434
Merit: 250
Loose lips sink sigs!
70 days is 2 1/2 months or 10 weeks. SO that's equivalent to $1800 a week. If you make less then $93,600 per year ($1800 x 52 weeks) this is a good deal for you!
legendary
Activity: 1022
Merit: 1001
I'd fight Gandhi.
Can't poop? No shower? Brush my teeth? Am I sharing this bed with a woman?

Get me those things, and I want $60k. I'm sure SpaceX will pay me more. Tongue
legendary
Activity: 1022
Merit: 1007
Sooner or later, a man who wears two faces forgets
Hospitals are crammed full of possible participants. Next time I'm in a coma, I'll be sure to sign up!  Wink

LOoks like people in the hospital would be perfect for this kind of scheme, as they are mostly on bed rest for upto 2 months.
And what better way to get paid for it.

Actually they are looking for healthy people to do it and see the effects it will cause
hero member
Activity: 910
Merit: 1000
Hospitals are crammed full of possible participants. Next time I'm in a coma, I'll be sure to sign up!  Wink

LOoks like people in the hospital would be perfect for this kind of scheme, as they are mostly on bed rest for upto 2 months.
And what better way to get paid for it.
hero member
Activity: 994
Merit: 500
You mean I get paid to play games all day? No wife, no kids for more than 2 months. Throw in some ice cream and Im liable to do this for half what they offer.
legendary
Activity: 1764
Merit: 1000
I would probably take this if it is offered to me. It will be a great challenge and a torture for sure of not being able to go out of the bed and be just staying in one place for the rest of the 70 days. For Science and for the money, why not? Smiley
hero member
Activity: 770
Merit: 509
Well fuck, I could do this in a heartbeat, it's not like im making any relevant money and going outside my room much.

yeah, but staying the the very same position whole day and night, without possibility for a simple leg stretch is insane.
i also would try to do this , but i know it would be insanely hard to do after a couple of days..

If you cant stretch its going to be unhealthy as hell.
legendary
Activity: 1722
Merit: 1000
Satoshi is rolling in his grave. #bitcoin
Well fuck, I could do this in a heartbeat, it's not like im making any relevant money and going outside my room much.

yeah, but staying the the very same position whole day and night, without possibility for a simple leg stretch is insane.
i also would try to do this , but i know it would be insanely hard to do after a couple of days..
legendary
Activity: 1610
Merit: 1183
Well fuck, I could do this in a heartbeat, it's not like im making any relevant money and going outside my room much.
legendary
Activity: 1330
Merit: 1000
Hospitals are crammed full of possible participants. Next time I'm in a coma, I'll be sure to sign up!  Wink

lol they probably want to interact with your daily is the problem, you likely need to verbally communicate anything about your physiology.
hero member
Activity: 672
Merit: 502
I can do it, tell me who can I contact regarding this.
I am as serious as a Heart Attack!
legendary
Activity: 1022
Merit: 1007
Sooner or later, a man who wears two faces forgets
I can do it provided my gf's with me on the bed for the whole time too
And my muscles won't go loose  Wink IF you know*
No excercising means really no moving so they wouldn't lol.

Damn! where is the point on no exercising Sad
I would have had a very good time
sr. member
Activity: 476
Merit: 500
I like boobies
Hospitals are crammed full of possible participants. Next time I'm in a coma, I'll be sure to sign up!  Wink
legendary
Activity: 966
Merit: 1000
I can do it provided my gf's with me on the bed for the whole time too
And my muscles won't go loose  Wink IF you know*
No excercising means really no moving so they wouldn't lol.
legendary
Activity: 1022
Merit: 1007
Sooner or later, a man who wears two faces forgets
I can do it provided my gf's with me on the bed for the whole time too
And my muscles won't go loose  Wink IF you know*
legendary
Activity: 966
Merit: 1000
I guess I can do that  Cheesy
Participants are allowed to read books, Skype, play games, as well as use their phones and computers throughout the duration of the study. Pretty much anything is fair game, so long as you remain in bed, earning a cool $1,200 per week.


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This study is designed to achieve three core tasks:

1) Understanding how one’s changing physiology in space may affect the process of certain missions.
2) Understanding the impact of one’s physiological state on their ability to perform in particular tasks.
3) Preparing countermeasures to combat any impairment that these physiological conditions may impose.

more Informations can be found here  : http://www.theplaidzebra.com/nasa-will-pay-you-stay-in-bed-for-70-days/
You would have really big problems with muscles and you wouldn't be able to stand on your own for another at least 30 days without exercising in bed.
hero member
Activity: 616
Merit: 500
$18k in by NASA and + 18k by posting in the forum the whole day.

Not a bad deal
legendary
Activity: 2296
Merit: 1031
If I had more leave saved up I could probably sign up.  Was there an age limitation... are they taking seniors?  Maybe they'll do it again in 3 years and I might be able to participate.
legendary
Activity: 1330
Merit: 1000
I will do it for $2000 no problem. Please contact NASA for me.

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