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hermanhs09

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Quote from: knightkon on July 03, 2016, 10:44:43 AM

I am wondering why this user thinks someone will fund this loan here??? For a loan like this, you need to go to a bank. There is no one on here that is going to risk that much unless we have to collateral in hand. Sorry guy.

Well knighkon,the problem is even when u have a good salary and you work constantly,most of banks probably wont give you 330,000$ for a loan.
Im kinda curious what are the requirements exactly for that amount of money.

Dajackal

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Quote from: xhomerx10 on July 03, 2016, 04:18:39 PM

Quote from: Dajackal on July 03, 2016, 03:45:11 PM

Quote from: Admiral_Bit on July 03, 2016, 06:16:12 AM

Hi i found a nice flat however im not going to make the first down payment, so im asking you to provide me with about 500BTC in advance. Can pay about 1200€ back each month....

Listen. I understand what you're going through as I have been there before. I can help you with this loan but first I'll need you to do some things to prove to me and everyone else that you are legit.

I'll need you to post your real name and place of work.
I'll also be requesting that you post 3 pictures clearly showing your face and your forum name.
In addition, I'll need for your close family (mom, dad, brothers, sisters, grandparents) to post on this forum on your behalf and explaining to use why we should grant you this loan.

If you can complete all that Then I'll only have a few more hoops you'll need to jump through before you get the loan.

For example, I need you take take a picture of yourself sitting in a bathtub full of marshmallows ( i know that's an easy one)
I'll need 3 liters of your blood, overnighted to me but dont worry I'll keep it cold in the fridge.
I'll need you to catch 5 kiddy blown bubbles on your nose at the same time. ( that one may take some practice)
And once you've completed all those tasks I'll only ask you to climb Mt Everest naked and reach the summit.
Once all of the tasks have been completed I'll be happy to fund your house and be your landlord with you on a rent to own basis.

Grin

lol You never did get a house did you? I guess not since:

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Your search - everest naked site:guinnessworldrecords.com - did not match any documents

Not yet anyway but the op can attempt and if he makes it he'll get his loan and then a house.

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Quote from: Dajackal on July 03, 2016, 03:45:11 PM

Quote from: Admiral_Bit on July 03, 2016, 06:16:12 AM

Hi i found a nice flat however im not going to make the first down payment, so im asking you to provide me with about 500BTC in advance. Can pay about 1200€ back each month....

Listen. I understand what you're going through as I have been there before. I can help you with this loan but first I'll need you to do some things to prove to me and everyone else that you are legit.

I'll need you to post your real name and place of work.
I'll also be requesting that you post 3 pictures clearly showing your face and your forum name.
In addition, I'll need for your close family (mom, dad, brothers, sisters, grandparents) to post on this forum on your behalf and explaining to use why we should grant you this loan.

If you can complete all that Then I'll only have a few more hoops you'll need to jump through before you get the loan.

For example, I need you take take a picture of yourself sitting in a bathtub full of marshmallows ( i know that's an easy one)
I'll need 3 liters of your blood, overnighted to me but dont worry I'll keep it cold in the fridge.
I'll need you to catch 5 kiddy blown bubbles on your nose at the same time. ( that one may take some practice)
And once you've completed all those tasks I'll only ask you to climb Mt Everest naked and reach the summit.
Once all of the tasks have been completed I'll be happy to fund your house and be your landlord with you on a rent to own basis.

Grin

lol You never did get a house did you? I guess not since:

Code:

Your search - everest naked site:guinnessworldrecords.com - did not match any documents

Dajackal

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Quote from: Admiral_Bit on July 03, 2016, 06:16:12 AM

Hi i found a nice flat however im not going to make the first down payment, so im asking you to provide me with about 500BTC in advance. Can pay about 1200€ back each month....

Listen. I understand what you're going through as I have been there before. I can help you with this loan but first I'll need you to do some things to prove to me and everyone else that you are legit.

I'll need you to post your real name and place of work.
I'll also be requesting that you post 3 pictures clearly showing your face and your forum name.
In addition, I'll need for your close family (mom, dad, brothers, sisters, grandparents) to post on this forum on your behalf and explaining to use why we should grant you this loan.

If you can complete all that Then I'll only have a few more hoops you'll need to jump through before you get the loan.

For example, I need you take take a picture of yourself sitting in a bathtub full of marshmallows ( i know that's an easy one)
I'll need 3 liters of your blood, overnighted to me but dont worry I'll keep it cold in the fridge.
I'll need you to catch 5 kiddy blown bubbles on your nose at the same time. ( that one may take some practice)
And once you've completed all those tasks I'll only ask you to climb Mt Everest naked and reach the summit.
Once all of the tasks have been completed I'll be happy to fund your house and be your landlord with you on a rent to own basis.

Grin

zwanzig20

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Quote from: bitbunnny on July 03, 2016, 02:28:59 PM

500 BTC? Wow, that is a large sum! Would anyone here on the forum lend this big sum to some person that he doesn't know and with no solid guarantes for paying back? Is very brave to ask this sum and lending is even braver. But anyway, good luck.

This has nothing to do with being brave..

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500 BTC? Wow, that is a large sum! Would anyone here on the forum lend this big sum to some person that he doesn't know and with no solid guarantes for paying back? Is very brave to ask this sum and lending is even braver. But anyway, good luck.

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Its impossible to lend 500 btc at this stage because instead of they giving you a loan its better to hold it and wait after block halving and i think they can make more profit than they loan it to you..

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I saw a LOT funny loan requests but this one it the top of the top ...... 500 Btc and no collateral lol

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Quote from: Admiral_Bit on July 03, 2016, 07:26:08 AM

Quote from: n691309 on July 03, 2016, 06:54:41 AM

Quote from: Admiral_Bit on July 03, 2016, 06:28:31 AM

Quote from: BBHex on July 03, 2016, 06:24:48 AM

Do you have any collateral to offer? If you don't have any collateral then it is better to move this thread to archival before someone give you red trust for asking high amount of loan without collateral

oops, yeah well i was thinking about a proper loan contract with KYC and stuff. After receiving the BTC i will cash out and start paying my rates, I believe that the btc price is going to fall within the next months.

No way man, things doesn't work like this. The maximum you can ask for a loan by providing your account as collateral is somewhere at 0.02x so requesting a loan of 30,500€ you are asking in a wrong place.

actually its more in the area of 305.000 € if i got the price right. and i know that for some people around the world its rather hard to convert that amount of btc back into cash. for me its not, i got a good paying job, so if anyone is interested just pm me..

In fact that is 0.3 Million Euros, since you have a good paying job then why requesting a loan from our community, go and ask to your friends or anywhere else, if you don't want your account to receive negative trust then lock this thread and don't ask this kind of loan ever.

knightkon

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I am wondering why this user thinks someone will fund this loan here??? For a loan like this, you need to go to a bank. There is no one on here that is going to risk that much unless we have to collateral in hand. Sorry guy.

xhomerx10

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Quote from: Valzador on July 03, 2016, 09:10:59 AM

I lol'd

500 BTC, Repaying 1200€ back each month....

Have you guys figured out that its gonna take over a 2 decades to pay this back?

500 BTC = 300,400 €
@ 1200 € /Month

300,400 € = 250 months
250 months > 20 years

It doesn't matter if the flat is the collateral, the only issue would be that he doesn't have a down payment so it might be possible to lose money on the resale of the flat if he defaults in the first few months.

My biggest issue would be the low interest rate he is asking for here. A 305 000 euro mortgage over 25 years @ 1 200 per month is only 1.355% interest. Way too low even in todays low interest rate climate. I think 1 600 euro per month would be more realistic and only if OP had at least 5% of his own money to put down.

Valzador

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I lol'd

500 BTC, Repaying 1200€ back each month....

Have you guys figured out that its gonna take over a 2 decades to pay this back?

500 BTC = 300,400 €
@ 1200 € /Month

300,400 € = 250 months
250 months > 20 years

Naoko

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Quote from: Admiral_Bit on July 03, 2016, 07:26:08 AM

Quote from: n691309 on July 03, 2016, 06:54:41 AM

Quote from: Admiral_Bit on July 03, 2016, 06:28:31 AM

Quote from: BBHex on July 03, 2016, 06:24:48 AM

Do you have any collateral to offer? If you don't have any collateral then it is better to move this thread to archival before someone give you red trust for asking high amount of loan without collateral

oops, yeah well i was thinking about a proper loan contract with KYC and stuff. After receiving the BTC i will cash out and start paying my rates, I believe that the btc price is going to fall within the next months.

No way man, things doesn't work like this. The maximum you can ask for a loan by providing your account as collateral is somewhere at 0.02x so requesting a loan of 30,500€ you are asking in a wrong place.

actually its more in the area of 305.000 € if i got the price right. and i know that for some people around the world its rather hard to convert that amount of btc back into cash. for me its not, i got a good paying job, so if anyone is interested just pm me..

You got a good paying job? Ask local banks then, no one is crazy herw to give out 500btc loan to a stranger over the internet and maybe even the admins here won't get that much money if they asked

thecrimson16

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All this loan posters keep forgetting the golden rule of the lending sub forum.. NO COLLATERAL NO LOAN

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Quote from: Admiral_Bit on July 03, 2016, 07:26:08 AM

actually its more in the area of 305.000 € if i got the price right. and i know that for some people around the world its rather hard to convert that amount of btc back into cash. for me its not, i got a good paying job, so if anyone is interested just pm me..

So what is your offer as collateral? do you ever heard no collateral no loan?
if you got a good paying job, just wait till you get payment from your job

SuckMyToys

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Oops..

What you doing? are you kidding mate? xD then what you ensure for it? Hmm i things you at wrong place here.

Admiral_Bit

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Quote from: n691309 on July 03, 2016, 06:54:41 AM

Quote from: Admiral_Bit on July 03, 2016, 06:28:31 AM

Quote from: BBHex on July 03, 2016, 06:24:48 AM

Do you have any collateral to offer? If you don't have any collateral then it is better to move this thread to archival before someone give you red trust for asking high amount of loan without collateral

oops, yeah well i was thinking about a proper loan contract with KYC and stuff. After receiving the BTC i will cash out and start paying my rates, I believe that the btc price is going to fall within the next months.

No way man, things doesn't work like this. The maximum you can ask for a loan by providing your account as collateral is somewhere at 0.02x so requesting a loan of 30,500€ you are asking in a wrong place.

actually its more in the area of 305.000 € if i got the price right. and i know that for some people around the world its rather hard to convert that amount of btc back into cash. for me its not, i got a good paying job, so if anyone is interested just pm me..

n691309

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Quote from: Admiral_Bit on July 03, 2016, 06:28:31 AM

Quote from: BBHex on July 03, 2016, 06:24:48 AM

Do you have any collateral to offer? If you don't have any collateral then it is better to move this thread to archival before someone give you red trust for asking high amount of loan without collateral

oops, yeah well i was thinking about a proper loan contract with KYC and stuff. After receiving the BTC i will cash out and start paying my rates, I believe that the btc price is going to fall within the next months.

No way man, things doesn't work like this. The maximum you can ask for a loan by providing your account as collateral is somewhere at 0.02x so requesting a loan of 30,500€ you are asking in a wrong place.

Admiral_Bit

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Quote from: BBHex on July 03, 2016, 06:24:48 AM

Do you have any collateral to offer? If you don't have any collateral then it is better to move this thread to archival before someone give you red trust for asking high amount of loan without collateral

oops, yeah well i was thinking about a proper loan contract with KYC and stuff. After receiving the BTC i will cash out and start paying my rates, I believe that the btc price is going to fall within the next months.

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Do you have any collateral to offer? If you don't have any collateral then it is better to move this thread to archival before someone give you red trust for asking high amount of loan without collateral

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