thanks you very much many thanks have good night
Denied. Reason: Loan request isn't funny enough.
But seriously, Ethan, even if the OP didn't have the -127 feedback, would you really provide this loan? I understand that if this scenario was real, I wouldn't be talking like this but it's obviously not. Plus, with the OP's "shitty job", there's no way he could repay the loan even if he tried.
Also, scam is pretty obvious.