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Topic: New 5000 TH/s Bitcoin Miner powered by Lightning - page 2. (Read 3090 times)

sr. member
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Does it include the lightning rods?

How much is the preorder?
full member
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The box looks very expensive.
And guess what? It's Made in China  Cheesy
cp1
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Looks nice, but is it cooled by liquid nitrogen?
hero member
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Are ฿itcoins Radioactive?
The box looks very expensive.

Not nearly as expensive as it should be considering you don't even have to plug it in. All that is required is a thunderstorm once a year just set it outside in the rain and it's negative ion emitter will build up a static cloud which attracts the Lightning. Once activated, the machine will actually spit out Casascius coins like a slot machine in Vegas.

Are you including some fire extinguishers with the Miner?

The box has an internal temperature monitor and fire elimination system combined with fire resistant shell made from compacted unicorn horns covered with alien dung (strongest glue known) mixed with titanium particles. Once dry, the case is buffed to a shiny off-white as pictured. The lightning bolt appears to indicate successful operation.
I hope you also used dilithium crystals as a backup, for the case it would need to go to a place without thunderstorms or even to the Space Station...
legendary
Activity: 2026
Merit: 1034
Fill Your Barrel with Bitcoins!
The box looks very expensive.

Not nearly as expensive as it should be considering you don't even have to plug it in. All that is required is a thunderstorm once a year just set it outside in the rain and it's negative ion emitter will build up a static cloud which attracts the Lightning. Once activated, the machine will actually spit out Casascius coins like a slot machine in Vegas.

Are you including some fire extinguishers with the Miner?

The box has an internal temperature monitor and fire elimination system combined with fire resistant shell made from compacted unicorn horns covered with alien dung (strongest glue known) mixed with titanium particles. Once dry, the case is buffed to a shiny off-white as pictured. The lightning bolt appears to indicate successful operation.
hero member
Activity: 714
Merit: 500
Are ฿itcoins Radioactive?
The box looks very expensive.

Not nearly as expensive as it should be considering you don't even have to plug it in. All that is required is a thunderstorm once a year just set it outside in the rain and it's negative ion emitter will build up a static cloud which attracts the Lightning. Once activated, the machine will actually spit out Casascius coins like a slot machine in Vegas.

Are you including some fire extinguishers with the Miner?
legendary
Activity: 2026
Merit: 1034
Fill Your Barrel with Bitcoins!
Estimated Deliver date for pre-orders is around April 1, 2140 A.D.
legendary
Activity: 2026
Merit: 1034
Fill Your Barrel with Bitcoins!
The box looks very expensive.

Not nearly as expensive as it should be considering you don't even have to plug it in. All that is required is a thunderstorm once a year just set it outside in the rain and it's negative ion emitter will build up a static cloud which attracts the Lightning. Once activated, the machine will actually spit out Casascius coins like a slot machine in Vegas.
legendary
Activity: 1862
Merit: 1011
Reverse engineer from time to time
The box looks very expensive.
legendary
Activity: 2026
Merit: 1034
Fill Your Barrel with Bitcoins!
The Lightning Box©



Accepting Pre-orders Now only 500 BTC BTC


Photograph of The Lightning Box in Action


First 100 Pre-orders get a Free Bumper Sticker and koozie
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