in front of The White House – carrying a baby piglet
under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention,
saluted and said: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President snapped back indignantly: "These are not pigs. These are
authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for my
wife, Michelle, and I got one for Nancy Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention,
saluted and said, "Excellent trade, sir."
You know, that sound just like the way liberals used to trash Laura Bush and Condi Rice, calling them (har har!) pigs.... Oh, wait....it's not.