Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet

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Quote from: Foxpup on May 16, 2014, 10:27:01 AM

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What a great idea! You could use water activated invisible ink to tattoo the QR on your scrotum. Then if someone tries to bum money while you're sunbathing you can tell him to lick your balls.

That's folly sir, folly I say. The heat of the sunlight would cause you to sweat, thereby activating the ink laid upon your scrotum! All folks who thereupon gain sight of it could steal your coins!

ROFL - you're rationalizing a scro tat.

No, she's just overlooked an obvious flaw. As someone with first-hand experience with scrota*, I can tell you that the surface curvature and wrinklage vary greatly from day to day and even from minute to minute depending on a wide variety of factors, such as posture, ambient temperature, the angle of the dangle, and "shrinkage". It's simply impossible for a QR code to be made readable under all circumstances.

*That is, scrota in general, rather than the specific scrota of multiple individuals. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I understand now. I wasn't figuring on all that. You see, I inject with saline when I go to nude beaches so that wouldn't be a problem for me. LOL

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Quote from: QuestionAuthority on May 16, 2014, 09:56:50 AM

Quote from: Beliathon on May 16, 2014, 08:19:48 AM

Quote from: QuestionAuthority on May 16, 2014, 12:27:04 AM

What a great idea! You could use water activated invisible ink to tattoo the QR on your scrotum. Then if someone tries to bum money while you're sunbathing you can tell him to lick your balls.

That's folly sir, folly I say. The heat of the sunlight would cause you to sweat, thereby activating the ink laid upon your scrotum! All folks who thereupon gain sight of it could steal your coins!

ROFL - you're rationalizing a scro tat.

No, she's just overlooked an obvious flaw. As someone with first-hand experience with scrota*, I can tell you that the surface curvature and wrinklage vary greatly from day to day and even from minute to minute depending on a wide variety of factors, such as posture, ambient temperature, the angle of the dangle, and "shrinkage". It's simply impossible for a QR code to be made readable under all circumstances.

*That is, scrota in general, rather than the specific scrota of multiple individuals. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Quote from: Beliathon on May 16, 2014, 08:19:48 AM

Quote from: QuestionAuthority on May 16, 2014, 12:27:04 AM

What a great idea! You could use water activated invisible ink to tattoo the QR on your scrotum. Then if someone tries to bum money while you're sunbathing you can tell him to lick your balls.

That's folly sir, folly I say. The heat of the sunlight would cause you to sweat, thereby activating the ink laid upon your scrotum! All folks who thereupon gain sight of it could steal your coins!

ROFL - you're rationalizing a scro tat.

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This thread delivers.

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Aside of the silliness in the title, this is a perfect example of bitcoins neutrality. Anyone can accept it for any reason. This is a huge advantage bitcoin has against FIAT money.

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Quote from: QuestionAuthority on May 16, 2014, 12:27:04 AM

What a great idea! You could use water activated invisible ink to tattoo the QR on your scrotum. Then if someone tries to bum money while you're sunbathing you can tell him to lick your balls.

That's folly sir, folly I say. The heat of the sunlight would cause you to sweat, thereby activating the ink laid upon your scrotum! All folks who thereupon gain sight of it could steal your coins!

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Why not have a tattoo or a henna of a Bitcoin wallet QR code then don't even need a phone especially at a nudist resort without pockets

No phones?

Wouldn't that mean everyone could receive money, but no one could send it?

I think they carry phones, just not cash. You can carry a phone when naked.

Do they allow phones? Perverts could use them to take pictures. I think people at nudist beaches will still carry a bag with their personal belongings or credit cards in or whatever.

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Having a bitcoin qr code would be weird. Easy just to use a card or someting.

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Wow such a funny concept! Cheesy

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Give me your btc address please.

Uhm... sorry but I can't find it on my body, it's full of alts and signatures..

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Whew a QR code tattoo would be brutal. You would have a lot of options as far as placement though for a nude beach.

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LOL...I can see the new tattoos now...

Your btc address is 15!4211mif]KgE#7? No, wait, gimmie a sec...oh mmm yeah...it's 15!4211mif]KgE#7[38N1818nf348R3 ...oooh 15!4211mif]KgE#7[38N1818nf348R3c~a2=7Z@(<];Hv8 there it is! Grin

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What a great idea! You could use water activated invisible ink to tattoo the QR on your scrotum. Then if someone tries to bum money while you're sunbathing you can tell him to lick your balls.

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Nope..

Quote from: Joshuar on May 15, 2014, 06:59:11 PM

Quote from: Foxpup on May 15, 2014, 06:56:57 PM

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I usually carry my phone in my pocket to keep my hands free where would you suggest me to carry my phone if I visited this establishment between my ass cheeks?

Most nudists carry a bag with all their stuff in it. But if you're more comfortable with your method, I guess that works.

I laughed unbelievably hard.

Were you naked?

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Man, I knew I should've bought a smaller phone. Undecided

This thing is never gonna fit in my asscheeks.

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Quote from: kokojie on May 15, 2014, 02:37:57 PM

I think they carry phones, just not cash. You can carry a phone when naked.

I usually carry my phone in my pocket to keep my hands free where would you suggest me to carry my phone if I visited this establishment between my ass cheeks?

No, a lot of people just dangle their phone on their wrist or just always hold it with one hand.

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Quote from: Foxpup on May 15, 2014, 06:56:57 PM

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I usually carry my phone in my pocket to keep my hands free where would you suggest me to carry my phone if I visited this establishment between my ass cheeks?

Most nudists carry a bag with all their stuff in it. But if you're more comfortable with your method, I guess that works.

I laughed unbelievably hard.

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I usually carry my phone in my pocket to keep my hands free where would you suggest me to carry my phone if I visited this establishment between my ass cheeks?

Most nudists carry a bag with all their stuff in it. But if you're more comfortable with your method, I guess that works.

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This is interesting I wonder where else bitcoin will be accepted hopefully even more interesting than this haha.

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