One day, the Magistrate passing a construction site with his wife, a red county workers wearing helmets shouted to his wife :"Hi, remember me? in High school we are always make dates?"
when back to Home, Magistrate said:"You marry me is your luck, or you today is the wife of a construction worker". " you are the true luck man , otherwise, today he is a magistrate." Magistrate Mrs replied.
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1, zhang haidi sister paralyzed;
2, zhang haidi sister stubbornly learned;
3, zhang haidi sister learned several foreign languages;
4, zhang haidi sister learned acupuncture.
The correct answer should be: "zhang haidi sister although paralyzed, but stubbornly studied, not only learned several foreign languages, but also learned to acupuncture.
The results is that there is a child who wrote: although zhang haidi sister stubbornly learned acupuncture and several foreign languages, but she still paralyzed.
then another more fierce child wrote: zhang haidi sister learned not only several foreign languages, but also acupuncture, her so stubbornly study, finally paralyzed!
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1, zhang haidi sister paralyzed;
2, zhang haidi sister stubbornly learned;
3, zhang haidi sister learned several foreign languages;
4, zhang haidi sister learned acupuncture.
The correct answer should be: "zhang haidi sister although paralyzed, but stubbornly studied, not only learned several foreign languages, but also learned to acupuncture.
The results is that there is a child who wrote: although zhang haidi sister stubbornly learned acupuncture and several foreign languages, but she still paralyzed.
then another more fierce child wrote: zhang haidi sister learned not only several foreign languages, but also acupuncture, her so stubbornly study, finally paralyzed!
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Wedding night, upset the bride tells the groom. Here is what I will pay:
If I smile: 0.05 BTC
If I make a laughing smirk (closed mouth): 0.15 BTC
If I laugh out loud (low): 0.35 BTC
If I laugh out loud (medium): 0.50 BTC
If I laugh out loud (maximum): 1.0 BTC
If I roll on the floor laughing: 100 BTC
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She has something to confess to him.
The bridegroom say:
"Honey, that's ok. I know you skip the strip."
The bride said: "but I will confess is in before."
The bridegroom asked:
"Don't you say you've Bohemian, very not self-respect?"
The bride said:
"Yes, I haven't after sex-change surgery before..."
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Okay, I'm not Chinese, but I heard this joke from a Chinese person. ;p
Apart from the economic aspect of the joke, this is especially funny if you've ever driven in China.
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An American and a Chinese person get in a taxi together, and tell the driver to take them to Prosperity. After driving for just a short while, they see a fork in the road up ahead. The taxi driver asks them whether they should turn left or right. First the American replies, "we definitely must turn right if we want to find Prosperity!" Then the Chinese passenger says to the driver, "I agree that we must turn right, but would you mind using the left indicator?"
Apart from the economic aspect of the joke, this is especially funny if you've ever driven in China.
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Have you seen a dog which has a lovery wing?yeah,a great dog!!
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Have you seen a dog which has a lovery wing?yeah,a great dog!!
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Oh!my god,it is so fantastic! I can not believe it!
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A grand funeral is carrying on the service to mourn over a man dead of illness before the be sent into the coffin ,the minister said in a low and sad voice: "... here, lying such a man, and he was believed to be an honest good lawyer, a caring good husband, a good father full of family sense of responsibility ....
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A grand funeral is carrying on the service to mourn over a man dead of illness before the be sent into the coffin ,the minister said in a low and sad voice: "... here, lying such a man, and he was believed to be an honest good lawyer, a caring good husband, a good father full of family sense of responsibility ....
At this moment, the widow bowed her head and whispered to her child said: "go to see if the person in the is your father!
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A grand funeral is carrying on the service to mourn over a man dead of illness before the be sent into the coffin ,the minister said in a low and sad voice: "... here, lying such a man, and he was believed to be an honest good lawyer, a caring good husband, a good father full of family sense of responsibility ....
At this moment, the widow bowed her head and whispered to her child said: "go to see if the person in the is your father!
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A grand funeral is carrying on the service to mourn over a man dead of illness before the be sent into the coffin ,the minister said in a low and sad voice: "... here, lying such a man, and he was believed to be an honest good lawyer, a caring good husband, a good father full of family sense of responsibility ....
At this moment, the widow bowed her head and whispered to her child said: "go to see if the person in the is your father!
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A LAUGHING FUNERAL
A grand funeral is carrying on the service to mourn over a man dead of illness before the be sent into the coffin ,the minister said in a low and sad voice: "... here, lying such a man, and he was believed to be an honest good lawyer, a caring good husband, a good father full of family sense of responsibility ....
At this moment, the widow bowed her head and whispered to her child said: "go to see if the person in the is your father!
A grand funeral is carrying on the service to mourn over a man dead of illness before the be sent into the coffin ,the minister said in a low and sad voice: "... here, lying such a man, and he was believed to be an honest good lawyer, a caring good husband, a good father full of family sense of responsibility ....
At this moment, the widow bowed her head and whispered to her child said: "go to see if the person in the is your father!
A grand funeral is carrying on the service to mourn over a man dead of illness before the be sent into the coffin ,the minister said in a low and sad voice: "... here, lying such a man, and he was believed to be an honest good lawyer, a caring good husband, a good father full of family sense of responsibility ....
At this moment, the widow bowed her head and whispered to her child said: "go to see if the person in the is your father!
At this moment, the widow bowed her head and whispered to her child said: "go to see if the person in the is your father!
One day, a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside.
Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: "Why you son of ... ... ... ... are on fire is not out ... ... "
Son replied: "I wear socks ah! "
Mom said: "What are the fire and you still wear socks? "
Five minutes later, his son has not come out ... ...
Mom and tense shouting: "Son, you in the end doing? come out ~ all on fire, but also to stay there ... ... "
Son said: "I ah socks off! "
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Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: "Why you son of ... ... ... ... are on fire is not out ... ... "
Son replied: "I wear socks ah! "
Mom said: "What are the fire and you still wear socks? "
Five minutes later, his son has not come out ... ...
Mom and tense shouting: "Son, you in the end doing? come out ~ all on fire, but also to stay there ... ... "
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Went to the United States, only to mom bought a pair of nike, did not give Dad buy.
Dad not happy, my mother directly, said: "Let tomorrow take to the streets, to your father a pair of Li Ning, and it also has a hook, with the same。“
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Dad not happy, my mother directly, said: "Let tomorrow take to the streets, to your father a pair of Li Ning, and it also has a hook, with the same。“
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Daughter father said: "Dad, I can tell you that one?"
Dad said: "Yes, of course. "
Daughter said to the father quietly: "Daddy, I think my mother would not take care of children. "
Dad was surprised asked: "how do you know. "
Daughter said: "Every time I have not trapped when her mother insisted I go to bed. Every time when I was very sleepy and not want me to call up. "
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Daughter father said: "Dad, I can tell you that one?"
Dad said: "Yes, of course. "
Daughter said to the father quietly: "Daddy, I think my mother would not take care of children. "
Dad was surprised asked: "how do you know. "
Daughter said: "Every time I have not trapped when her mother insisted I go to bed. Every time when I was very sleepy and not want me to call up. "
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Son: "If I get the fisrt in this text , what will you do?
Father: "That I'm really happy to die! "
Son: "Dad, do not worry, I will not let you die! "
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Father: "That I'm really happy to die! "
Son: "Dad, do not worry, I will not let you die! "
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Pamela met her friend wendy.Wendy asked how her father was.
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Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
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