Even if you are going to offer your account as a collateral, I won't still grant your request. Sorry but its denied. BTW I find your reason hilarious
Why is it hilarious? Ever heard of reputation?
Since you can't keep comments to yourself I'll do the same. Not sure why you're providing loans other than snap up collaterals on risky ones.
Good luck
I don't give reputation loans. And don't question who am I going to lend or not cuz its my service and I can do anything I want with my service. Also I forgot to add that you are asking too much..