1.) Send some coins to the wallet
2.) remove sim and keep it in airplane mode forever (change wlan pw on router)
3.) Do offline txs as needed
In theory, this should be possible.
In practise, the current implementation is not designed for 100% robustness. If the Bluetooth submission fails for some reason, you'll need to connect to regular Bitcoin peers to get the tx through.
The way I understand you the problem is that the offline transaction can not be recreated. So what about manually taking a screenshot of the QR code to be able to retry the broadcast?
One could even create a stripped down, hardened rom (tinfoilrom).
The Bluetooth channel will currently not be set up again.
However, you're right that you could also use the "transaction QR code" feature to submit a transaction. You can also use NFC. The problem with that is that QR codes are limited in size, so some transactions will not fit.
If this turns out to be a real problem, we can work on the bitcoinj default coin selector to not build transactions exceeding a given byte size.
Why don't you just try it out? I'd be interested in real feedback.