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member
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April 21, 2012, 10:59:21 PM
#26
i'm guessing he just google translated back and forth in several different languages that this is what came out. 
jr. member
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April 21, 2012, 10:34:04 PM
#25
Hi,

I am a newbie too. And this is my first post.

Building a good reputation takes a long time. Ruining ones reputation only takes a second.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
April 21, 2012, 10:14:44 PM
#24
for the sake of god... I made so many posts. member for a whole juts be I need some bitcoins and make some friends....yet I stoll cant post nothing life is not fear

You would've been whitelisted a long time ago if all your posts didn't look like this. I've whitelisted several people in the past few days and intentionally skipped you because of that.

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I'm extremely sorry about my grammars and my spellings. I'm not really sober. =/ again sorry about that.

Drunk posting isn't cool, just annoying.

Let me get this straight. A bear driving a car with two human passengers in the back seat, was given the authority to whitelist newbies.

Also, heads up, newbies. Sometimes this bear bears down and deletes post, therefore it's always best to remember your post count when you leave this forum, for somethings when you return, you'll see a lesser post count. Don't believe me. Just watch this sick bear delete this post. But, to be on the safe side, I'll add an image of a bear to this post, for BadBear likes bear images.


newbie
Activity: 16
Merit: 0
April 21, 2012, 10:18:55 AM
#23
This is all in fun, simplelove, so don't be offended but ..... hey guys, here's another simplelove gem!

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.861347

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I currently only have a paypal account to buy bitch botcins.

if anyone interest.
I can transfer half,
after I received the half,
we can finish the entire business.

I thought it was a poem at first. Now I'm not sure.

Make that botcin your bitch!

hahaha

"botcin  bitch"

best post i read till now in this forum XD
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
April 21, 2012, 05:37:04 AM
#22
This is all in fun, simplelove, so don't be offended but ..... hey guys, here's another simplelove gem!

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.861347

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I currently only have a paypal account to buy bitch botcins.

if anyone interest.
I can transfer half,
after I received the half,
we can finish the entire business.

I thought it was a poem at first. Now I'm not sure.

Make that botcin your bitch!
newbie
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Merit: 0
April 21, 2012, 04:52:43 AM
#21
hahaha "life is not fear" ?
newbie
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April 20, 2012, 05:14:38 PM
#20
I am working my way out of newbie jail!!
full member
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April 20, 2012, 10:11:21 AM
#19
You would've been whitelisted a long time ago if all your posts didn't look like this. I've whitelisted several people in the past few days and intentionally skipped you because of that.
If it's possible to postpone it even after he reaches the requirements, that's be great. Even I make more sense than OP.

Drunk posting isn't cool, just annoying.
I can vouch for this. Made some of my posts while deprived of sleep and accidentally listed my best buy card for 16 times its value. Technically not drunk posting, but it was enough sleep-deprivation for me to technically be high, so...yeah.

tl;dr version: I agree from firsthand experience.
legendary
Activity: 1652
Merit: 1128
April 20, 2012, 06:39:43 AM
#18
I would like to formally inquire as to the status of my whitelist. I too am interested in receiving this high honor in the community and feel that it is owed to me due to my contributions to the community and this forum, productively and monetarily. I have posted over 4000 messages on this bulletin board system and although I met the required posting count deemed necessary by the sysop and am no longer constrained to the area of beginners, my status is not that of the distinguished "whitelist" elite. I do not understand this and I hereby formally request, hai guyz when can i haz whitelist?

donator
Activity: 1057
Merit: 1021
April 19, 2012, 01:13:11 PM
#17
for the sake of god... I made so many posts. member for a whole juts be I need some bitcoins and make some friends....yet I stoll cant post nothing life is not fear

OMG I just posted like 30 one line posts!  All I want to do is hurry up and get to the lending section so I can try and scam some Bitcoins.
newbie
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April 19, 2012, 10:13:43 AM
#16
I can relate. Cheesy
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
April 19, 2012, 09:01:00 AM
#15
So simplelove is your trolling account?  Grin
hero member
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April 19, 2012, 08:38:03 AM
#14
I would like to formally inquire as to the status of my whitelist. I too am interested in receiving this high honor in the community and feel that it is owed to me due to my contributions to the community and this forum, productively and monetarily. I have posted over 4000 messages on this bulletin board system and although I met the required posting count deemed necessary by the sysop and am no longer constrained to the area of beginners, my status is not that of the distinguished "whitelist" elite. I do not understand this and I hereby formally request, hai guyz when can i haz whitelist?
legendary
Activity: 1148
Merit: 1008
If you want to walk on water, get out of the boat
April 19, 2012, 08:25:09 AM
#13
the "life is not fear" part is what make me laugh more...
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
April 19, 2012, 07:43:00 AM
#12
for the sake of god... I made so many posts. member for a whole juts be I need some bitcoins and make some friends....yet I stoll cant post nothing life is not fear

For god's sake! I've had so many erections. My whole member juts with the need for bitcoins and friends. Yet I can't find anyone to have sex with! I don't use condoms.
donator
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Merit: 1015
April 19, 2012, 06:53:12 AM
#11
God and friends, fear your life, as mine is unfair and nothingness. I am drunk, causing me to write insubstantial posts. Soon, I will shock you by writing posts which if manifested, would be a frightful hobgoblin stalking Europe. For friends and Bitcoin!
legendary
Activity: 1652
Merit: 1128
April 19, 2012, 06:43:36 AM
#10
for the sake of god... I made so many posts. member for a whole juts be I need some bitcoins and make some friends....yet I stoll cant post nothing life is not fear

You would've been whitelisted a long time ago if all your posts didn't look like this. I've whitelisted several people in the past few days and intentionally skipped you because of that.

Also
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I'm extremely sorry about my grammars and my spellings. I'm not really sober. =/ again sorry about that.

Drunk posting isn't cool, just annoying.
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
April 19, 2012, 05:44:52 AM
#9
awesome translation! I especially like the trouble you went to include the non sequiturs.
full member
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April 19, 2012, 05:26:05 AM
#8
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or the sake of god... I made so many posts. member for a whole juts be I need some bitcoins and make some friends....yet I stoll cant post nothing life is not fear

I love God. I made so many posts for Him. I signed up because I needed Bitcoins and friends. But I can't stop posting because I fear for my life.
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
April 19, 2012, 04:11:39 AM
#7
Sorry, you're quite right. This:

Anyone translate this?

for the sake of god... I made so many posts. member for a whole juts be I need some bitcoins and make some friends....yet I stoll cant post nothing life is not fear
"For God's sake, I've made so many pointless posts juts in order to get out of newbie jail"

FTFY

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