I'm going to adjust my doner card to stipulate that my cock is to be used only for vaginal intercourse with XX females above the age of consent. I'd roll over in the grave if somebody was getting my cock all covered with shit.
What if it's the shit of a female above the age of consent?
Pro tip: You won't care where your cock is going, be it the ass of a sexy man or the vagina of a turtle. You'll be unconscious and rotting in the ground my friend, that's what happens when you die