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Topic: (Payments Sent - Still Chances to WIN!) First person to make me laugh gets 1BTC - page 2. (Read 8105 times)

legendary
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Away on an extended break
Q: Where will people exchange Bitcoins for dollars in ten years?
A: The antique shop.
legendary
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Withdrawals take 3 - 5 business days.

We Have a winner!


**However**

There's some good stuff, Need to expand the contest a little:

2nd Place .5BTC
3rd Place .25BTC
4th Place .15BTC
5th Place .1BTC
Honorable Mention .05BTC

**Bonus**
1 ROFL Prize of 2BTC if you make me ROFLMFAO
riX
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hero member
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donator
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Leading Crypto Sports Betting & Casino Platform
A bear and a rabbit are walking through the woods.

The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit replies, "No."

So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.



Do you know how to catch a polar bear?

You dig a hole in the ice, and put a handful of peas in it.

When the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.
newbie
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Always laugh at this one Cheesy

"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor." I really am. I don't know what came over me! On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.
Now...what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied
newbie
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I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already
legendary
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two fish are sitting in a tank. one turns to the other and says, "dude, i have no idea how to drive this thing."

hero member
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A catholic priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.

:-) :-)

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legendary
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2 dyslexics walk into a bra.
donator
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Happy New Year!
YES! MY POST HAS MADE IT HERE!

As for being on topic, checkout: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xH0xorgUoI

Watch it from beginning to end.

hero member
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Take a good read of this thread:

http://facepunch.com/threads/1130665

Just a few pages. You will be howling, I promise.
legendary
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Away on an extended break
Okay, so I am selling this amazing piece in what consists of a battery and a light, it is very useful in a way that cannot be explained.

Warning: Light is finicky at times, has a mind of it's own.

If you purchase now, you can get a 2nd light and battery for free! Want to see what is looks like? Checkout the images below. Starting price is 1 BTC.




Does it Vibrate?
sr. member
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full member
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Bitcoin is a food group.
newbie
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Withdrawals take 3 - 5 business days.
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Wat
Solidcoin is ready for bitcoins collapse  Cheesy
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Wadda ya get when you have a black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jewish guy together in a bar?

A well rounded neighborhood
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