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Topic: PBMining 2TH/s Giveaway (Labour day Tournament) - page 10. (Read 24548 times)

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And this little piggy went hashing

Entry #:35

Customer #: 20839

She sends him a SMS message:
- My dear, if you sleep send me your dreams, if you laugh send me your smile, if you cry send me your tears. I love you.
He answers:
- I’m on latrine duty. What do you want that I send to you?
tsm
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"And this little piggy went hashing!"

#24

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
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#47

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

Damn, what are the odds of winning this? oh wells.. at least I tried. And its still 1 month to go.. which more entries are prob enter.  Roll Eyes
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Big mistake.  Sorry piggies.   Cheesy  September 1st is still the date.
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Only three days left!   Shocked

So its going to be in august?

Its their give away, so they can make changes if they want to.

Anyways good luck!

"And this little piggy went hashing!"

#42

Blonde: Today must be Sunday.
Brunette: Why?
Blonde: Because the sun is up.
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Only three days left!   Shocked

So its going to be in august?
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#13

Q: Why is North Korea not as fun as South Korea?
A: Because it has no Seoul.
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#53

Q: How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them. 1 to hold it to the socket and the rest to screw the world.
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#38

At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is you have 24 hours left to live." Tom replies, "That's the good news?!" Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday."
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#15

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"


Good luck everyone  Smiley
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Entry#24

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.
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Entry#46

Q: Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
A: Because they cant afford new ones.
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#45

Yo momma so stupid she got fired from a blowjob.
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Entry number #16

A: "Why are you late?"
B: "There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill."
A: "That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?"
B: "No, I was standing on it."
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Customer: 20775
Entry: 44

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Joke:

User: I do not have any joke!
Owner: Do not bother, what do you think you are?
User: I am the joke Smiley
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Entry number #85

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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Entry number #33

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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not enough post but holds over 25 ghs

And this little piggy went hashing!

Customer #: 552
Entry#: 41


Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because men are pigs
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Customer #: 13760
Entry #   41

And this little igppy went hshaing
err, sorry, typo

And this little piyggy went hai shing
oops, try again

And this little pig gy went gnashing
sigh

And this little piggy went cashing
getting closer

And this little piggy went hashing!
Yay!

Itsa hard to type with big hooves, using little keys on the keyboard, you know.
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And this little piggy went hashing!

Customer: #630
Entry: #45


A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"
Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."
And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''


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