Yeah I'm getting a bit tired of how 5 million coins were given out for one tenth of a cent and then the rest of us are expected to pay at least $4 for them.
Seriously. Satoshi should have emailed everyone in the world before mining the genesis block. I'm sure everyone would have jumped on the opportunity! I know all the early adopter haters would have. After all, it's obvious that the coins would one day be worth more than 1/10th of a cent.
Of course, the people without email would have to be informed in other ways.
Oh and people without computers would have to be given time to buy computers.
And well, we would have to pool our resources and buy computers for the people who couldn't afford them. After all, it's not fair to not be able to mine Bitcoins for whatever reason.
So, once everyone on the planet had a computer and knew about mining, we could start the genesis block!
Yes, about July 2009 I have messages in my sent items on gmail e-mailiing the developer of cclite (LETS like alternate currency system) trying to get it working but didn't find bitcoin on sourceforge because it didn't use the word "currency" once it its project description instead using "money" and "digital cash". I had downloaded cclite from sourceforge while looking for alternate currency projects.
I was pretty much obsessed with alternate currencies (joined bartercard in Jan 2009) then looked for free and open source options after that and ending up starting a LETS trading system for my city called Perth-Exchange which was part of the CES LETS like systems. I was active on openmoney.ning.com and the community exchange ning website and I scoured the web for alternate currency systems looking at pages like the meta-currency project and money 2.0 and but somehow bitcoin slipped under my radar. I can even remember at one point in 2010 trying to wash pink house paint off my van that some girls had painted it with (took a VERY long time) and I was thinking that there was some sort of alternate currency I should be trying to get but I wasn't sure what that currency was called.
But the strangest thing is when I saw the message on slashdot that bitcoin had reached parity I remembered seeing it somewhere before I just can't remember exactly where and at what date. I have recently been searching for mentions of bitcoin on google between Jan 2009 and Jan 2010 and only a few obscure pages seem to come up. Mainly the original announcements on the cryptography mailing list and on the p2p foundations ning site. There was also possibly a usenet group comp.encryption.general that the originally PDF was posted to in 2008. I have since subscribed to the crypotraphy mailing list and setup google search to notify me when new pages with keywords about digital money and so on come up.
So now i'm fucked... missed the only chance i'll ever likely have of getting my own house as the cheapest ones cost about 350k here and I have no funding for the Rejuvepedia project and its spin-off project in-utero. These projects I have started to help foster open source radical life extension technology.
I have developed an unhealthy fascination with somehow going back in time and gently nudging myself on the shoulder and saying "psst search for digital cash on sourceforge" or various other means that would have led to me getting into bitcoin early even stuff as ridiculous as google alerts for Wei dai's "bmoney" as this is something I *do* vaguely remember reading about. This includes going back to my old facebook discussions and photos from early 2009 and sending messages to myself telling me to get into bitcoin.