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I forgive you, lol. Cheesy

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I never asked for you to forgive me, you b@#$^ @$$ b@#$%. You need to repent.

From the Old testament.




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Deuteronomy 23:12-14
12 Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad: 13 And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee: 14 For the Lord thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean [1] thing in thee, and turn away from thee.

God says it's ok to poop as long as you bring a shovel and bury it bc Jesus (he's the Lord right?) dosnt want to see that shit.

BADecker must have missed this page because he's so full of shit.

***laugh track***


Yes. Instead of sacrificing our s@#% to false idols on the porcelain throne, we should be using it as manure to fertilize plants. Or maybe we should repent of our defecation and refuse to participate in that activity altogether (through Jesus Christ, all things are possible.).

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.
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From the Old testament.




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Deuteronomy 23:12-14
12 Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad: 13 And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee: 14 For the Lord thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean [1] thing in thee, and turn away from thee.

God says it's ok to poop as long as you bring a shovel and bury it bc Jesus (he's the Lord right?) dosnt want to see that shit.

BADecker must have missed this page because he's so full of shit.

***laugh track***

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Not necessarily. After they sinned, that's when they got kicked out of the Garden.

If they didn't have poop-chutes before they sinned, there wasn't any need for 'toilets' in the Garden.

No wonder they picked on you at the universities.

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You are siding with evil people because you are evil. This means that Jesus hates you and will send you to Hell, where the demons will force you to have sex with your mother for all eternity.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.

I forgive you, lol. Cheesy

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Not necessarily. After they sinned, that's when they got kicked out of the Garden.

If they didn't have poop-chutes before they sinned, there wasn't any need for 'toilets' in the Garden.

No wonder they picked on you at the universities.

Cool
You are siding with evil people because you are evil. This means that Jesus hates you and will send you to Hell, where the demons will force you to have sex with your mother for all eternity.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.
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Did people have poop-chutes in the Garden before sin came into the world? Maybe that is why they "sewed fig leaves together" as a covering after they sinned. New body structure that included poop-chutes.

Which begs the question: "Do you have a poop-chute?"

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In the garden of Eden, toilets were living organisms that consumed feces in a symbiotic relationship. The toilet creatures would benefit because they got the nutrients from the s@#$, and the humans had a place to dispose of their s@#$. But now, toilets are made out of porcelain because the toilet organisms went extinct and because these porcelain thrones are used to sacrifice to idols. But I will not discuss whether or not I have a poop-chute because that is inappropriate. The number of d@#$s, balls, vaginas, anuses, bladders, kidneys, livers, or stomachs that I have is none of your f@#$ing business.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.


Not necessarily. After they sinned, that's when they got kicked out of the Garden.

If they didn't have poop-chutes before they sinned, there wasn't any need for 'toilets' in the Garden.

No wonder they picked on you at the universities.

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Activity: 691
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Did people have poop-chutes in the Garden before sin came into the world? Maybe that is why they "sewed fig leaves together" as a covering after they sinned. New body structure that included poop-chutes.

Which begs the question: "Do you have a poop-chute?"

Cool
In the garden of Eden, toilets were living organisms that consumed feces in a symbiotic relationship. The toilet creatures would benefit because they got the nutrients from the s@#$, and the humans had a place to dispose of their s@#$. But now, toilets are made out of porcelain because the toilet organisms went extinct and because these porcelain thrones are used to sacrifice to idols. But I will not discuss whether or not I have a poop-chute because that is inappropriate. The number of d@#$s, balls, vaginas, anuses, bladders, kidneys, livers, or stomachs that I have is none of your f@#$ing business.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.
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You are a defecator.

God made us all defecators.
Jesus is an exception. Jesus is perfect.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.

Did people have poop-chutes in the Garden before sin came into the world? Maybe that is why they "sewed fig leaves together" as a covering after they sinned. New body structure that included poop-chutes.

Which begs the question: "Do you have a poop-chute?"

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You are a defecator.

God made us all defecators.
Jesus is an exception. Jesus is perfect.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.


The toilet is a throne dedicated to idol worship. The act of defecation is an offering to these idols upon the porcelain throne. Thomas Crapper was a pagan. He invented the toilet to facilitate the worship of false gods. Defecation is a sin. Since Jesus never sinned, Jesus never defecated.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.

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You are a defecator.

God made us all defecators.
Jesus is an exception. Jesus is perfect.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.
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You should really be taking that up with God... God Who knew the way people would become before He placed them here. Probably if God didn't love people, you would be the first to be gone.

Lol. Cry
You are truly an evil bastard.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.
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Well, thank you for admitting how horrible you are. Lol.

Cool
Abortion gets rid of liberals, criminals, ЯETAЯDS (Unlike most people, I am spelling the Я word correctly.) (censored), and it populates heaven. Which would you rather have? Liberals and criminals on Earth, or many people in heaven?

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.

You should really be taking that up with God... God Who knew the way people would become before He placed them here. Probably if God didn't love people, you would be the first to be gone.

Lol. Cry
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People are unwilling to admit how horrible they and the people around them are.

All I have to say is that until you are willing to admit how horrible you are, I have no reason to take you seriously.

You are a defecator. I have tried having conversations with the people here about serious topics, but the unserious people here cannot be taken seriously. How sad. Well, this is because their universities failed to properly educate them because their universities were too busy being unprofessional and promoting violence.


Well, thank you for admitting how horrible you are. Lol.

Cool
Abortion gets rid of liberals, criminals, ЯETAЯDS (Unlike most people, I am spelling the Я word correctly.) (censored), and it populates heaven. Which would you rather have? Liberals and criminals on Earth, or many people in heaven?

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.
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People are unwilling to admit how horrible they and the people around them are.

All I have to say is that until you are willing to admit how horrible you are, I have no reason to take you seriously.
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People are unwilling to admit how horrible they and the people around them are.

All I can say is, I'm glad you aren't around me. Then I don't have to judge you by your fruits.

Cool
I tell the truth. If you don't like what I have to say then act better.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.

Exactly!

Mostly the truth you tell is about yourself.

Cool
You are a piece of s#@#. Jesus hates you. You are a very good reason to vote pro-abortion. And by pro-abortion, I don't mean the weak pro-choice stance. I mean to increase the amount of abortions as much as possible to reduce the global population.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.

Well, thank you for admitting how horrible you are. Lol.

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Activity: 691
Merit: 51
People are unwilling to admit how horrible they and the people around them are.

All I can say is, I'm glad you aren't around me. Then I don't have to judge you by your fruits.

Cool
I tell the truth. If you don't like what I have to say then act better.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.

Exactly!

Mostly the truth you tell is about yourself.

Cool
You are a piece of s#@#. Jesus hates you. You are a very good reason to vote pro-abortion. And by pro-abortion, I don't mean the weak pro-choice stance. I mean to increase the amount of abortions as much as possible to reduce the global population.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.
legendary
Activity: 3990
Merit: 1385
People are unwilling to admit how horrible they and the people around them are.

All I can say is, I'm glad you aren't around me. Then I don't have to judge you by your fruits.

Cool
I tell the truth. If you don't like what I have to say then act better.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.

Exactly!

Mostly the truth you tell is about yourself.

Cool
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Activity: 691
Merit: 51
People are unwilling to admit how horrible they and the people around them are.

All I can say is, I'm glad you aren't around me. Then I don't have to judge you by your fruits.

Cool
I tell the truth. If you don't like what I have to say then act better.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.
legendary
Activity: 3990
Merit: 1385
People are unwilling to admit how horrible they and the people around them are.


All I can say is, I'm glad you aren't around me. Then I don't have to judge you by your fruits.



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