Topic: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) - page 2. (Read 589 times)
Posting April Fools Ideas
If one is to believe every thread created against me, this would not end well for me. Where are those damned pills when you need them. 
Love all the genders listed on there.
Perhaps you could admit to your crimes. Love all the genders listed on there.Your verification ("Verified Snowflake") fits you well considering how you try to silence anyone who ever criticizes you with negative trust. It is too bad theymos did verify you as a "Verified extortionist"
Here's mine, I already have created a thread about this.
I want to spend bitcoin for food, rent, everything I purchase daily.
If one is to believe every thread created against me, this would not end well for me. Where are those damned pills when you need them. Love all the genders listed on there.
Love all the genders listed on there.Tagged for not selecting the correct gender.
My biggest crime: selling 0.5 BTC for 200 euro. It's not officially a crime (yet), but it should be 
Tagged!Possession of furry pornography (52,427 counts)
Production of furry pornography (2 counts)
Accessory to bestiality (17,532 counts)
Solicitation of bestiality (135 counts)
Production of furry pornography (2 counts)
Accessory to bestiality (17,532 counts)
Solicitation of bestiality (135 counts)
*MATCHED*
Confirmed by online court records.
Still tagged for committing a misdemeanor or felony in 43 states.
Tomorrow, theymos will appear here with accusations from community that he run away with all users' KYC.
It might be the biggest crime of theymos in the forum more than 10 years he joined, then managed the forum so far.
Do you agree with me at the imagined story on theymos?
Something like this:
Scam accusation: "Theymos run away with KYCs"
Who verified LoyceV as a human? Result of KYC verification should be AI, instead.
It might be the biggest crime of theymos in the forum more than 10 years he joined, then managed the forum so far.
Do you agree with me at the imagined story on theymos?
Something like this:
Scam accusation: "Theymos run away with KYCs"
Who verified LoyceV as a human? Result of KYC verification should be AI, instead.
My biggest crime: selling 0.5 BTC for 200 euro. It's not officially a crime (yet), but it should be
I agreed with you.Quote from: LoyceV
Verified human
Lies!
I pretended to do unspeakable things, whilst I was actually eating a taco, in exchange for bitcoins.
Quote from: LoyceV
Verified human
Lies! 
We will be cross referencing your input here vs. what was stated on your KYC form. If the two do not match, we (I) will be issuing you a personalized Red Trust™ for KYC evasion, and may issue you one anyway depending on the seriousness of the crime.
Whelp, I knew I shouldn't have been too honest on that form. *sigh*Possession of furry pornography (52,427 counts)
Production of furry pornography (2 counts)
Accessory to bestiality (17,532 counts)
Solicitation of bestiality (135 counts)
If one is to believe every thread created against me, this would not end well for me.
Too late, I already named you as (one of many) accomplices on the "romantic partners" question. Sorry.Love all the genders listed on there.
You'll love them even more when the sentencing judge decides which prison to send us to. 
My biggest crime: selling 0.5 BTC for 200 euro. It's not officially a crime (yet), but it should be
If one is to believe every thread created against me, this would not end well for me. Where are those damned pills when you need them. Love all the genders listed on there.
Love all the genders listed on there. What can you say about theymos uploading the pic from an Amazon.com product model for his KYC pic verification?
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.50402147
Can you please verify this as an KYC evasion? Red tag would be OK
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.50402147
Can you please verify this as an KYC evasion? Red tag would be OK
Definitely bannable offense.
Plus I'm not a big fan of word play.
What can you say about theymos uploading the pic from an Amazon.com product model for his KYC pic verification?
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.50402147
Can you please verify this as an KYC evasion? Red tag would be OK
By the way one of my listed crime in the form is smoking blunt in an no somking place.
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.50402147
Can you please verify this as an KYC evasion? Red tag would be OK
By the way one of my listed crime in the form is smoking blunt in an no somking place.
We will be cross referencing your input here vs. what was stated on your KYC form. If the two do not match, we (I) will be issuing you a personalized Red Trust™ for KYC evasion, and may issue you one anyway depending on the seriousness of the crime.
I'll get the ball rolling to show you how its done:
My biggest crime is having too big of a heart.
*MATCHED*
See? That was easy.
I'll get the ball rolling to show you how its done:
My biggest crime is having too big of a heart.
*MATCHED*
See? That was easy.
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