Topic: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ? (Read 1713 times)
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Sometimes.
he who claims he doesn't wank
is a filthy lying skank
is a filthy lying skank
thats a hilarious quote
Does it count if you do it for your girlfriend?
jeez that sounds like work.. you have to masturbate for yourself AND your lazy GF too ?
is she handicapped ? can't she flick her own bean ?
Sometimes l masturbate,yes.
Does it count if you do it for your girlfriend?
Every pervert does that thing.
..and your all criminals and sinners going to hell !
FACT:
In many jail systems Masturbation is a crime called bodily harm.
It can lead to getting extra time put on your sentence in jail *if caught.
Also not only is using a condom a sin according to the Catholic Church / The Vatican - Pope
But so is spilling god's seed..
repent now and turn yourselves in to the police perverts !
PS:
I know what that rolled up sock at the end of your bed is for perverts..
go ahead and try and hide it at the bottom of your laundry hamper
Every pervert does that thing.
I used to but like only twice since I've been in a relationship for like 10 months
yes
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FUN FACT:
The men of New York City ejaculate in a year enough semen to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool !
The men of New York City ejaculate in a year enough semen to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool !
"Here idea! We bottle water and sell. Then we sell membership to lonely New York men to fill it back up for Miley Cyrus to play in."
I have a wife and still masturbate.
Pictures or it didn't happen.
and..
You realize all your dead relatives are watching you when you jerk off right ?
Ghosts like to watch i am told.. usually your Grandma or something.
I have a wife and still masturbate.
FUN FACT:
The men of New York City ejaculate in a year enough semen to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool !
The men of New York City ejaculate in a year enough semen to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool !
Everyone has to do it once at least.
Where is fapfap???
Wanking is fun.
i don't, in fact.
masturbation is too oldschool to me.
masturbation is too oldschool to me.
naw it's cumming back.. it's what the cool kids are doing now a days !
i bet they don't use corn fields though and i bet they also start younger too.
i heard a blow job is like shaking hands in elementary school these days
damn kids.. stay off my
I would say 11 yrs old maybe ?
Although i had a girl when i was like 5 or 6 try and "jam it in".. but that is a story for another day
she was older and wanted to play house so i went along with it, thinking i was gonna have to cook or do laundry LOL
i don't, in fact.
masturbation is too oldschool to me.
masturbation is too oldschool to me.
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