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legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
May 17, 2014, 01:36:36 PM
#26
I was interested in this idea when I first heard it, then more interested as I looked over it further, then very interested, until I blew my load and then I had no interest whatsoever.

You should sell Kleenex instead

NEW IPO! JIZZKLEAN, A REVOLUTIONARY NEW PRODUCT FOR WHEN YOU JUST CANT HOLD IT IN!

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GET IN ON THIS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!
legendary
Activity: 1456
Merit: 1010
Ad maiora!
May 17, 2014, 01:17:17 PM
#25
I was interested in this idea when I first heard it, then more interested as I looked over it further, then very interested, until I blew my load and then I had no interest whatsoever.

You should sell Kleenex instead
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
May 17, 2014, 11:29:42 AM
#24
Just saw this thread... Looool
donator
Activity: 1274
Merit: 1060
GetMonero.org / MyMonero.com
May 17, 2014, 09:57:04 AM
#23
its true. and we only hire under 18's so we don't have to pay them minimum wage
i mean..

This may interest incumbents of the Bitcoin Foundation, you may want to reach out to them.
sr. member
Activity: 393
Merit: 250
May 16, 2014, 05:35:16 PM
#22
I m developing an automated IPO redactor app based on this. I ll sell it here and will make a fortune! maybe I should start an IPO...

PLEASE GIVE THE DEPOSIT ADDRESS IMMEDIATELY! I'LL PAY 1,030 BTC FOR THE FIRST SHARES!

1NRJlasts4everPsNnwtRW4mtgLwJTmt4H - 1,030 BTC will get you 0.089% of all public shares. Congratulation!


CEO retains discretion to dilute shares at any moment he sees fit.
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
May 16, 2014, 05:22:24 PM
#21
I m developing an automated IPO redactor app based on this. I ll sell it here and will make a fortune! maybe I should start an IPO...

PLEASE GIVE THE DEPOSIT ADDRESS IMMEDIATELY! I'LL PAY 1,030 BTC FOR THE FIRST SHARES!
sr. member
Activity: 393
Merit: 250
May 16, 2014, 05:19:27 PM
#20
I m developing an automated IPO redactor app based on this. I ll sell it here and will make a fortune! maybe I should start an IPO...
hero member
Activity: 588
Merit: 504
May 16, 2014, 05:08:20 PM
#19
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.


Give me 2.5 BTC for Beats By Dre and a gaming keyboard and I'll love you forever. Oh, and I'll also create a camwhore site for you!

Sorry but I have my own camwhore site already. it's on a .tk domain and been through securit audit so you know it's legit. we actually just about ready to start a sig campaign here on this forums where you get paid 10% yearly just for keeping your funds on our sites inbuilt cold-storage crypto wallet which also accepting doge and ltc)  we'll be listing on cryptostocks soon with exclusive ipo but thanks for your offer.

"securit audit" LOLOL until someone double spends and gets TWO camwhores for the price of ONE!

its thorough securit audit promise, site is coded in with flexible infrastructure for handling deposit/withdrawals. our lead coder who's working remotely for us said php can do almost anything. and he's worked with bitcoin projects in the past.  Ghash will be earning nicely to buy high class camwhores, they don't need to waste their hashpower cannons on checking in on our dried up performers that we coaxed them from cbate with promise of a few satoshis 

im herd ur prices r only lower bcuz you only hire midgets and their half price

its true. and we only hire under 18's so we don't have to pay them minimum wage
i mean..

ur new motto when someone says "i need a job, i have kids" is "so do we!"

 Grin
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
May 16, 2014, 05:07:28 PM
#18
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.


Give me 2.5 BTC for Beats By Dre and a gaming keyboard and I'll love you forever. Oh, and I'll also create a camwhore site for you!

Sorry but I have my own camwhore site already. it's on a .tk domain and been through securit audit so you know it's legit. we actually just about ready to start a sig campaign here on this forums where you get paid 10% yearly just for keeping your funds on our sites inbuilt cold-storage crypto wallet which also accepting doge and ltc)  we'll be listing on cryptostocks soon with exclusive ipo but thanks for your offer.

"securit audit" LOLOL until someone double spends and gets TWO camwhores for the price of ONE!

its thorough securit audit promise, site is coded in with flexible infrastructure for handling deposit/withdrawals. our lead coder who's working remotely for us said php can do almost anything. and he's worked with bitcoin projects in the past.  Ghash will be earning nicely to buy high class camwhores, they don't need to waste their hashpower cannons on checking in on our dried up performers that we coaxed them from cbate with promise of a few satoshis 

im herd ur prices r only lower bcuz you only hire midgets and their half price

its true. and we only hire under 18's so we don't have to pay them minimum wage
i mean..

ur new motto when someone says "i need a job, i have kids" is "so do we!"
hero member
Activity: 588
Merit: 504
May 16, 2014, 05:05:47 PM
#17
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.


Give me 2.5 BTC for Beats By Dre and a gaming keyboard and I'll love you forever. Oh, and I'll also create a camwhore site for you!

Sorry but I have my own camwhore site already. it's on a .tk domain and been through securit audit so you know it's legit. we actually just about ready to start a sig campaign here on this forums where you get paid 10% yearly just for keeping your funds on our sites inbuilt cold-storage crypto wallet which also accepting doge and ltc)  we'll be listing on cryptostocks soon with exclusive ipo but thanks for your offer.

"securit audit" LOLOL until someone double spends and gets TWO camwhores for the price of ONE!

its thorough securit audit promise, site is coded in with flexible infrastructure for handling deposit/withdrawals. our lead coder who's working remotely for us said php can do almost anything. and he's worked with bitcoin projects in the past.  Ghash will be earning nicely to buy high class camwhores, they don't need to waste their hashpower cannons on checking in on our dried up performers that we coaxed them from cbate with promise of a few satoshis 

im herd ur prices r only lower bcuz you only hire midgets and their half price

its true. and we only hire under 18's so we don't have to pay them minimum wage
i mean..
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
May 16, 2014, 05:04:14 PM
#16
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.


Give me 2.5 BTC for Beats By Dre and a gaming keyboard and I'll love you forever. Oh, and I'll also create a camwhore site for you!

Sorry but I have my own camwhore site already. it's on a .tk domain and been through securit audit so you know it's legit. we actually just about ready to start a sig campaign here on this forums where you get paid 10% yearly just for keeping your funds on our sites inbuilt cold-storage crypto wallet which also accepting doge and ltc)  we'll be listing on cryptostocks soon with exclusive ipo but thanks for your offer.

"securit audit" LOLOL until someone double spends and gets TWO camwhores for the price of ONE!

its thorough securit audit promise, site is coded in with flexible infrastructure for handling deposit/withdrawals. our lead coder who's working remotely for us said php can do almost anything. and he's worked with bitcoin projects in the past.  Ghash will be earning nicely to buy high class camwhores, they don't need to waste their hashpower cannons on checking in on our dried up performers that we coaxed them from cbate with promise of a few satoshis 

im herd ur prices r only lower bcuz you only hire midgets and their half price
hero member
Activity: 588
Merit: 504
May 16, 2014, 05:02:11 PM
#15
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.


Give me 2.5 BTC for Beats By Dre and a gaming keyboard and I'll love you forever. Oh, and I'll also create a camwhore site for you!

Sorry but I have my own camwhore site already. it's on a .tk domain and been through securit audit so you know it's legit. we actually just about ready to start a sig campaign here on this forums where you get paid 10% yearly just for keeping your funds on our sites inbuilt cold-storage crypto wallet which also accepting doge and ltc)  we'll be listing on cryptostocks soon with exclusive ipo but thanks for your offer.

"securit audit" LOLOL until someone double spends and gets TWO camwhores for the price of ONE!

its thorough securit audit promise, site is coded in with flexible infrastructure for handling deposit/withdrawals. our lead coder who's working remotely for us said php can do almost anything. and he's worked with bitcoin projects in the past.  Ghash will be earning nicely to buy high class camwhores, they don't need to waste their hashpower cannons on checking in on our dried up performers that we coaxed them from cbate with promise of a few satoshis  
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
May 16, 2014, 04:46:47 PM
#14
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.


Give me 2.5 BTC for Beats By Dre and a gaming keyboard and I'll love you forever. Oh, and I'll also create a camwhore site for you!

Sorry but I have my own camwhore site already. it's on a .tk domain and been through securit audit so you know it's legit. we actually just about ready to start a sig campaign here on this forums where you get paid 10% yearly just for keeping your funds on our sites inbuilt cold-storage crypto wallet which also accepting doge and ltc)  we'll be listing on cryptostocks soon with exclusive ipo but thanks for your offer.

"securit audit" LOLOL until someone double spends and gets TWO camwhores for the price of ONE!
hero member
Activity: 588
Merit: 504
May 16, 2014, 04:44:32 PM
#13
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.


Give me 2.5 BTC for Beats By Dre and a gaming keyboard and I'll love you forever. Oh, and I'll also create a camwhore site for you!

Sorry but I have my own camwhore site already. it's on a .tk domain and been through securit audit so you know it's legit. we actually just about ready to start a sig campaign here on this forums where you get paid 10% yearly just for keeping your funds on our sites inbuilt cold-storage crypto wallet which also accepting doge and ltc)  we'll be listing on cryptostocks soon with exclusive ipo but thanks for your offer.
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
May 16, 2014, 04:37:17 PM
#12
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.


Give me 2.5 BTC for Beats By Dre and a gaming keyboard and I'll love you forever. Oh, and I'll also create a camwhore site for you!
hero member
Activity: 588
Merit: 504
May 16, 2014, 04:35:58 PM
#11
Poor kid, probably came up with a genius idea to raise 2.5btc for some beats by dre and a gaming keyboard but executed poorly and ended up just wasting his time.  The ^_^ in his name was enough to ruin things, not need to even begin about shambolic centre alignment.  2/10 must try harder.
sr. member
Activity: 378
Merit: 254
May 16, 2014, 04:26:51 PM
#10
^because Kyle's 100% legit and srs bzniz!!1!
No one ever thought of running a camwhore site b4 evah Roll Eyes
legendary
Activity: 1036
Merit: 1000
May 16, 2014, 03:09:42 PM
#9
Its clearly just a rip off of kyle studios, scammer trying to get some quick bucks
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1007
May 16, 2014, 02:00:33 PM
#8
Yeah, as soon as I realized there was no cap to investment, that was a sign that this should be avoided. No real business says "invest however much you want and we'll just take whatever we get and decide how much of the company you get after we see how much money we can get."

I think there were a few red flags before that  Grin

Well, sure. But I wanted to believe! I really did! I tried so hard and then I was let down.
legendary
Activity: 1386
Merit: 1000
May 16, 2014, 01:55:21 PM
#7
Yeah, as soon as I realized there was no cap to investment, that was a sign that this should be avoided. No real business says "invest however much you want and we'll just take whatever we get and decide how much of the company you get after we see how much money we can get."

I think there were a few red flags before that  Grin
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