Topic: Post a lie about the person above you! - page 5. (Read 19631 times)
^discovered a cure for chlamydia, but doesn't want to ever have to dip his wee-wee into grain alcohol again.
^ Has a niece who sings Mary Had a Little Lamb daily named Chlamydia.
^ was going to be named chlamydia if he was born a girl 
^was awfully glad he didn't catch the clap in a brothel, as he was born in one.
^ couldn't catch clap in a brothel.
AndrewBUD is the pitcher, ^ is the catcher.
^ Only pitches to Atlas and Maria, both healthy strapping men in their prime.
^ is always the catcher in the batting cage of life.. 
^ Thinks throwing things at Atlas is a bad idea.
^ calculates Pi by throwing pencils at Atlas.
^ Hates pi with a passion.
^Cannot calculate pi by throwing pencils.
^ Is not correct.
^ Understands how litecoin works.
^ Can dance the Macarana while giving fellatio to a sock puppet.
^ Enjoys the view.
^ fell over while trying to pull up his sock-puppets during a reach-around.
^ His personal forum posting philosophy is "quality over quantity".
^ Is not Maria's sockpuppet. (my nipples still hurt)
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