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Singlebyte

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Quote from: metal_jacke1 on September 02, 2013, 06:14:15 PM

Either these things are fake which I assume. Or this guy actually hunts down raccoons and boils their penises. Terrible way to go out.

Mountain Man Toothpicks are a 100% real.

I've also seen whale and walrus oosiks (penis bones) carved into flutes. They are a novelty item you have your friends try to play a tune on by blowing into one end. You tell them they are an ancient tribal musical instrument. (You should see there face when you tell them what they are really blowing on!!). Cheesy

I couldn't find a link, but here is a beer sign talking about them:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Oosik-Alaska-Beer-Does-She-Like-Walrus-Penis-Ad-Sign-5-x-7-Print-Wall-Art-/111139987566?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item19e075a06e

metal_jacke1

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Quote from: Singlebyte on September 02, 2013, 01:25:38 AM

The Mountain Man's Toothpick

AKA

Large Raccoon Penis Bone

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Large-Raccoon-Baculum-Penis-Bone-Coon-Pecker-Cock-Flute-/271238861522?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f271892d2

(Hurry...47 sold and 12 people watching!)

Either these things are fake which I assume. Or this guy actually hunts down raccoons and boils their penises. Terrible way to go out.

jackjack

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May Bitcoin be touched by his Noodly Appendage

Quote from: zwanzig20 on September 02, 2013, 04:21:30 PM

I am suprised with the stuff people ~~buy~~ sell

zwanzig20

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I am suprised with the stuff people buy

Singlebyte

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The Mountain Man's Toothpick

AKA

Large Raccoon Penis Bone

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Large-Raccoon-Baculum-Penis-Bone-Coon-Pecker-Cock-Flute-/271238861522?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f271892d2

(Hurry...47 sold and 12 people watching!)

juggalodarkclow

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http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-crappiest-things-you-can-buy-penny/

Phinnaeus Gage

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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1-Plain-Paper-Clip-/190892386751?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2c7212a9bf

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People who shopped for this item also bought

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Digital-Art-Photo-Image-Desktop-wallpaper-Background-Picture-Photo-0-/290970394460?pt=Art_Photo_Images&hash=item43bf2fdf5c

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Starting bid:US $0.10

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Shipping: $35.00 Expedited Shipping

Item location: Orenburg, Orenburg oblast', Russian Federation

Ships to: Worldwide

Kluge

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Quote from: jackjack on September 01, 2013, 06:27:16 PM

Quote from: Kluge on September 01, 2013, 05:30:54 PM

Quote from: jackjack on September 01, 2013, 12:37:25 PM

Quote from: Singlebyte on September 01, 2013, 12:22:24 PM

I would say this should be added to list:

Women sell positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist for $25 each. . . and there is no shortage of motivated buyers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2407401/Women-sell-positive-pregnancy-tests-Craigslist-25-each.html

What the hell am I looking at?

It's an unbelievably popular April Fools' Day joke around here. Kids use it on their parents.

Maybe I'm getting old because I don't find that really funny

It's really not.

jackjack

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May Bitcoin be touched by his Noodly Appendage

Quote from: Kluge on September 01, 2013, 05:30:54 PM

Quote from: jackjack on September 01, 2013, 12:37:25 PM

Quote from: Singlebyte on September 01, 2013, 12:22:24 PM

I would say this should be added to list:

Women sell positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist for $25 each. . . and there is no shortage of motivated buyers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2407401/Women-sell-positive-pregnancy-tests-Craigslist-25-each.html

What the hell am I looking at?

It's an unbelievably popular April Fools' Day joke around here. Kids use it on their parents.

Maybe I'm getting old because I don't find that really funny

Kluge

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Quote from: jackjack on September 01, 2013, 12:37:25 PM

Quote from: Singlebyte on September 01, 2013, 12:22:24 PM

I would say this should be added to list:

Women sell positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist for $25 each. . . and there is no shortage of motivated buyers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2407401/Women-sell-positive-pregnancy-tests-Craigslist-25-each.html

What the hell am I looking at?

It's an unbelievably popular April Fools' Day joke around here. Kids use it on their parents.

jackjack

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May Bitcoin be touched by his Noodly Appendage

Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on September 01, 2013, 04:14:43 PM

Quote from: SaltySpitoon on September 01, 2013, 01:10:13 PM

Quote from: metal_jacke1 on August 30, 2013, 10:01:59 PM

Seriously? http://www.ebay.com/itm/1-Plain-Paper-Clip-/190892386751?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2c7212a9bf

I found a bent rusty paperclip for $.50 including shipping on Ebay and it came with a free surprise, so of course I bid on it. I told my friends about it, and they bid it up to $12. Yes they did pay for it, and it came with a certificate of authenticity and a fake $1,000,000 dollar bill.

And therein lies the next Bitcoin gimmick: Sell fake Bitcoin Bills, and somewhere on the bill it clearly states that it's fake, but provides a link to a Bitcoin facet. All the serial numbers are the same--1A1zP1eP5QGefi2DMPTfTL5SLmv7DivfNa.

BTW, FTW: http://blockchain.info/address/1A1zP1eP5QGefi2DMPTfTL5SLmv7DivfNa

Check this shit out!: http://blockchain.info/tx/88e6b5a34a0635ea8761f48c1117a177bd3f24948e7cd4f458b586cac70a3abe

Thanks to this guy, 1 more BTC for me: my wallet

marcovaldo

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Quote from: metal_jacke1 on August 30, 2013, 10:01:59 PM

Seriously? http://www.ebay.com/itm/1-Plain-Paper-Clip-/190892386751?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2c7212a9bf

Lol, first time I got this message on ebay:

Unfortunately, access to this particular item has been blocked due to legal restrictions in some countries. We are blocking your viewing in an effort to prevent restricted items from being displayed. Regrettably, in some cases, we may prevent users from accessing items that are not within the scope of said restrictions because of limitations of existing technology. Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience this may cause, and we hope you may find other items of interest on eBay.

Phinnaeus Gage

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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending

Quote from: zwanzig20 on September 01, 2013, 04:13:21 PM

Quote from: jackjack on September 01, 2013, 12:37:25 PM

Quote from: Singlebyte on September 01, 2013, 12:22:24 PM

I would say this should be added to list:

Women sell positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist for $25 each. . . and there is no shortage of motivated buyers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2407401/Women-sell-positive-pregnancy-tests-Craigslist-25-each.html

What the hell am I looking at?

From the same article:
Craigslist has also become an underground online bazaar for other fertility items. Women are selling frozen breast milk for $1 per ounce,

Nothing like a cold glass of breast milk on your corn flakes to start the day. Anybody selling dried semen--yet?

Phinnaeus Gage

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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending

Quote from: SaltySpitoon on September 01, 2013, 01:10:13 PM

Quote from: metal_jacke1 on August 30, 2013, 10:01:59 PM

Seriously? http://www.ebay.com/itm/1-Plain-Paper-Clip-/190892386751?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2c7212a9bf

I found a bent rusty paperclip for $.50 including shipping on Ebay and it came with a free surprise, so of course I bid on it. I told my friends about it, and they bid it up to $12. Yes they did pay for it, and it came with a certificate of authenticity and a fake $1,000,000 dollar bill.

And therein lies the next Bitcoin gimmick: Sell fake Bitcoin Bills, and somewhere on the bill it clearly states that it's fake, but provides a link to a Bitcoin facet. All the serial numbers are the same--1A1zP1eP5QGefi2DMPTfTL5SLmv7DivfNa.

BTW, FTW: http://blockchain.info/address/1A1zP1eP5QGefi2DMPTfTL5SLmv7DivfNa

Check this shit out!: http://blockchain.info/tx/88e6b5a34a0635ea8761f48c1117a177bd3f24948e7cd4f458b586cac70a3abe

zwanzig20

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Quote from: jackjack on September 01, 2013, 12:37:25 PM

Quote from: Singlebyte on September 01, 2013, 12:22:24 PM

I would say this should be added to list:

Women sell positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist for $25 each. . . and there is no shortage of motivated buyers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2407401/Women-sell-positive-pregnancy-tests-Craigslist-25-each.html

What the hell am I looking at?

From the same article:
Craigslist has also become an underground online bazaar for other fertility items. Women are selling frozen breast milk for $1 per ounce,

SaltySpitoon

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Welcome to the SaltySpitoon, how Tough are ya?

Quote from: metal_jacke1 on August 30, 2013, 10:01:59 PM

Seriously? http://www.ebay.com/itm/1-Plain-Paper-Clip-/190892386751?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2c7212a9bf

I found a bent rusty paperclip for $.50 including shipping on Ebay and it came with a free surprise, so of course I bid on it. I told my friends about it, and they bid it up to $12. Yes they did pay for it, and it came with a certificate of authenticity and a fake $1,000,000 dollar bill.

jackjack

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May Bitcoin be touched by his Noodly Appendage

Quote from: Singlebyte on September 01, 2013, 12:22:24 PM

I would say this should be added to list:

Women sell positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist for $25 each. . . and there is no shortage of motivated buyers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2407401/Women-sell-positive-pregnancy-tests-Craigslist-25-each.html

What the hell am I looking at?

Singlebyte

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I would say this should be added to list:

Women sell positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist for $25 each. . . and there is no shortage of motivated buyers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2407401/Women-sell-positive-pregnancy-tests-Craigslist-25-each.html

manfred

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Energy is Wealth

Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on September 01, 2013, 09:34:47 AM

Quote from: zwanzig20 on September 01, 2013, 07:47:45 AM

Quote from: 4mherewego on September 01, 2013, 07:44:05 AM

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1jylg2/someones_selling_this_thing_on_silk_road_for_2_200/

WTF that looks disgusting.

I couldn't tell how big it was by the images, but could somebody tell me if it's at least six inches long. If it is, where can I buy ~~one~~ ~~two~~ three...

"Tina" the model in the pic don't look like its 6 inches long, but i'm sure he will make you some that long.
http://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/PayneSculptures

b!z

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Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on September 01, 2013, 09:34:47 AM

Quote from: zwanzig20 on September 01, 2013, 07:47:45 AM

Quote from: 4mherewego on September 01, 2013, 07:44:05 AM

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1jylg2/someones_selling_this_thing_on_silk_road_for_2_200/

WTF that looks disgusting.

I couldn't tell how big it was by the images, but could somebody tell me if it's at least six inches long. If it is, where can I buy ~~one~~ ~~two~~ three...

How many would you like now? twelve?

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