Topic: Post your best Bitcoin-related jokes (Read 894 times)
I don't remember who actually did this one, but it's a classic anyway!
A group of men bet ฿0.1 on which of their girlfriends would win a 50 meter breaststroke swimming race.
The brunette came in first; the redhead came in second and the blonde was last. When the blond’s boyfriend told her about the wager she said: ”I don’t want to be a tell-tale or anything, but the other two used their arms.”
The brunette came in first; the redhead came in second and the blonde was last. When the blond’s boyfriend told her about the wager she said: ”I don’t want to be a tell-tale or anything, but the other two used their arms.”
sorry for my bad english
Person 1: Knock Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: GP
Person 2: GP who?
Person 1: No, I'm waiting for my ASIC.
(the joke will become fun after 6 confirmations)
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: GP
Person 2: GP who?
Person 1: No, I'm waiting for my ASIC.
(the joke will become fun after 6 confirmations)
At a bitcoin party, there is only one bitcoin drinking.
The bartender asks the bitcoin that's drinking. When you drink, how is it that the other bitcoins in the party, also get drunk without drinking?
The bitcoin that's drinking says, yeah we are part of the same blockchain
The bartender asks the bitcoin that's drinking. When you drink, how is it that the other bitcoins in the party, also get drunk without drinking?
The bitcoin that's drinking says, yeah we are part of the same blockchain
"Im smart thats why I dont invest in BTC"
"Bitcoin is more stable than gold!" That cracks me up everytime.
I'll start...
Q: What kind of car will you never see a bitcoiner driving?
A: A Fiat
Q: What's the difference between a blind man using a map and a truckload of BFL Jalapeños?
A: The blind man has a chance of finding a block.
Q: Why did the hipster Bitcoin miner burn out his GPU.
A: He was mining before it was cool.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi nakamoto who? You will never know.
Chuck Norris mined all Bitcoins, twice.
Chuck Norris gets 600 GH/s... with an abacus.
When Chuck Norris needs money he mines a block using his brain's hashing power.
Q: Why did the Bitcoiner fail his astronomy test?
A: He estimated the Earth's orbit at about two weeks.
A man walks into a butcher’s shop and asks the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?” The butcher says “Yes”, so the man said: “I bet you ฿10 that you can’t reach up and touch that Beef hanging on the hooks up there.” The butcher says “I’m not betting on that.” “But I thought you were a gambling man” the man retorts. “Yes I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high.”
Q: What kind of car will you never see a bitcoiner driving?
A: A Fiat
Q: What's the difference between a blind man using a map and a truckload of BFL Jalapeños?
A: The blind man has a chance of finding a block.
Q: Why did the hipster Bitcoin miner burn out his GPU.
A: He was mining before it was cool.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi nakamoto who? You will never know.
Chuck Norris mined all Bitcoins, twice.
Chuck Norris gets 600 GH/s... with an abacus.
When Chuck Norris needs money he mines a block using his brain's hashing power.
Q: Why did the Bitcoiner fail his astronomy test?
A: He estimated the Earth's orbit at about two weeks.
A man walks into a butcher’s shop and asks the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?” The butcher says “Yes”, so the man said: “I bet you ฿10 that you can’t reach up and touch that Beef hanging on the hooks up there.” The butcher says “I’m not betting on that.” “But I thought you were a gambling man” the man retorts. “Yes I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high.”
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