Topic: Bitcoin Jokes (Read 32509 times)
That awkward moment when you still cant understand someone after they have repeated themselves about five times.
Reading them really gives me a mix emotion though cant wait to see more further jokes on the future.
Well here is mine , a theif was chasing by a police officer
Theif: Please stop chasing me! (SHOUTING)
Police officer: You stole a half a billion worth of bitcoins! , you theif. (SHOUTING)
After the long run the police was succesfully captured the theif.
Police officer: You have the right to remain silent , anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. (CATCHING HE'S BREATH)
then this happen
Theif: Can i whisper you something ? ... I'M SATOSHI NAKAMOTO.
Still the theif was accused by lying and also a theif.
Its a simple joke made by me , i hope you like it.
Well here is mine , a theif was chasing by a police officer
Theif: Please stop chasing me! (SHOUTING)
Police officer: You stole a half a billion worth of bitcoins! , you theif. (SHOUTING)
After the long run the police was succesfully captured the theif.
Police officer: You have the right to remain silent , anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. (CATCHING HE'S BREATH)
then this happen
Theif: Can i whisper you something ? ... I'M SATOSHI NAKAMOTO.
Still the theif was accused by lying and also a theif.
Its a simple joke made by me , i hope you like it.
Some people thinking bitcoin is a joke,one of my friend said that Bitcoin is a joke,but I show to him that Bitcoin is not a joke,I show to him the money that I earn in bitcoin.
Ok Here mine
Customer: "I can not install my Bitcoin wallet properly"
Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the' OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Customer: "I can not install my Bitcoin wallet properly"
Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the' OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
There are some good jokes. Made me laugh while I read them.Would like to see more on here.
Maybe I'm not so bitcoin investor yet to understand jokes on that topic... Or you're not very good with a sense of humor. Sorry if I offended you
I think you should practice some cryptocurrency-related jokes. But it wasn't a bad attempt.
where is the funny part supposedly? 
I like this bitcoin joke:
Why do bitcoiners want a Lambo?
Because Ferrari is owned by Fiat.
Why do bitcoiners want a Lambo?
Because Ferrari is owned by Fiat.
I asked my grandmy if she heard about bitcoin, she said "of course, there are hundreds of it in the garage"
This is probably the best bitcoin joke out there because it's so true, even though they got the price wrong 
You got it all wrong, son. How's that homework coming out?
1btc = useless! 1 btc coverted to USD = FUN!
You got it all wrong, son. How's that homework coming out?
Why we won't see moon colonies ever? Because moon is already covered with tokens and altcoins.
Ha ha, that’s a good one.
1btc = useless! 1 btc coverted to USD = FUN!
Why we won't see moon colonies ever? Because moon is already covered with tokens and altcoins.
SWhen I start reading this topic i had big expectations, the idea of topic is good, jokes are not funny. So, maybe bitcoin is not funny at all?
A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.
His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.
His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.
It is not joke it is drama
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Satoshi!
Who is Satoshi?
Who’s there?
Satoshi!
Who is Satoshi?
What starts with an N and rhymes with Bitcoin? Namecoin
What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine
What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.
Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?
What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine
What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.
Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?
A son talked to his dad and asked for a bitcoin.
Son: Hey Dad, can I have a bitcoin?
Dad: WHAT?! You're asking me for a bitcoin?! You know much is 1 Bitcoin today?! It's worth $11,748.86! Where do you think am I gonna get $12,286.78?! You think you can barge in on me and ask for $10,254.78?! Ask your mom if she has $13,480.97
Check. Mate.
how many miners does it take to change a light bulb? A million. One miner to change it, and a million miners running in circles to determine who gets to do it.
I like that. Great explanation of POW mining.
Today everything is simple:
If drunk and happy - then I managed to buy bitcoin
If sober and sad - then tomorrow morning to the office, telling the guys why bitcoin is a pyramid all crumbling lies, the crash of the pyramid falls down late, and then in the toilet quietly cry
If drunk and happy - then I managed to buy bitcoin
If sober and sad - then tomorrow morning to the office, telling the guys why bitcoin is a pyramid all crumbling lies, the crash of the pyramid falls down late, and then in the toilet quietly cry
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