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Topic: Bitcoin Jokes (Read 32420 times)

newbie
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April 23, 2018, 12:49:37 AM
That awkward moment when you still cant understand someone after they have repeated themselves about five times.
hero member
Activity: 803
Merit: 500
April 23, 2018, 12:21:52 AM
Reading them really gives me a mix emotion though cant wait to see more further jokes on the future.

Well here is mine , a theif was chasing by a police officer

Theif: Please stop chasing me! (SHOUTING)

Police officer: You stole a half a billion worth of bitcoins! , you theif. (SHOUTING)

After the long run the police was succesfully captured the theif.

Police officer: You have the right to remain silent , anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. (CATCHING HE'S BREATH)

then this happen

Theif: Can i whisper you something ? ... I'M SATOSHI NAKAMOTO.

Still the theif was accused by lying and also a theif.

Its a simple joke made by me , i hope you like it.
newbie
Activity: 98
Merit: 0
April 22, 2018, 03:51:25 PM
Some people thinking bitcoin is a joke,one of my friend said that Bitcoin is a joke,but I show to him that Bitcoin is not a joke,I show to him the money that I earn in bitcoin.
legendary
Activity: 1274
Merit: 1004
April 22, 2018, 03:44:58 PM
Ok Here  mine
Customer: "I can not install my Bitcoin wallet properly"
Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the' OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
full member
Activity: 533
Merit: 100
April 22, 2018, 03:05:23 PM
 Smiley There are some good jokes. Made me laugh while I read them.
Would like to see more on here.
jr. member
Activity: 154
Merit: 1
April 22, 2018, 02:59:49 PM
Maybe I'm not so bitcoin investor yet to understand jokes on that topic... Or you're not very good with a sense of humor. Sorry if I offended you Smiley
member
Activity: 364
Merit: 10
April 22, 2018, 02:56:15 PM
I think you should practice some cryptocurrency-related jokes. But it wasn't a bad attempt.
newbie
Activity: 112
Merit: 0
April 22, 2018, 07:30:47 AM
where is the funny part supposedly?  Shocked
full member
Activity: 644
Merit: 102
April 22, 2018, 06:46:26 AM
I like this bitcoin joke:

Why do bitcoiners want a Lambo?

Because Ferrari is owned by Fiat.
newbie
Activity: 152
Merit: 0
April 22, 2018, 06:14:38 AM
I asked my grandmy if she heard about bitcoin, she said "of course, there are hundreds of it in the garage"
 Grin
legendary
Activity: 2618
Merit: 1103
January 28, 2018, 01:03:27 PM
This is probably the best bitcoin joke out there because it's so true, even though they got the price wrong Tongue





1btc = useless! 1 btc coverted to USD = FUN!


You got it all wrong, son. How's that homework coming out?
legendary
Activity: 2156
Merit: 1393
You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
January 28, 2018, 12:55:04 PM
Why we won't see moon colonies ever? Because moon is already covered with tokens and altcoins.

Ha ha, that’s a good one.
newbie
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January 28, 2018, 12:54:30 PM
1btc = useless! 1 btc coverted to USD = FUN!
member
Activity: 87
Merit: 14
January 28, 2018, 12:53:37 PM
Why we won't see moon colonies ever? Because moon is already covered with tokens and altcoins.
sr. member
Activity: 630
Merit: 253
January 28, 2018, 12:52:35 PM
SWhen I start reading this topic i had big expectations, the idea of topic is good, jokes are not funny. So, maybe bitcoin is not funny at all?
sr. member
Activity: 630
Merit: 250
January 28, 2018, 12:45:25 PM
A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.

His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.





It is not joke it is drama  Grin
legendary
Activity: 2156
Merit: 1393
You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
January 28, 2018, 12:42:31 PM
Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Satoshi!

Who is Satoshi?
full member
Activity: 462
Merit: 100
January 28, 2018, 09:23:29 AM
What starts with an N and rhymes with Bitcoin? Namecoin

What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine

What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.


Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?  Grin

A son talked to his dad and asked for a bitcoin.

Son: Hey Dad, can I have a bitcoin?
Dad: WHAT?! You're asking me for a bitcoin?! You know much is 1 Bitcoin today?! It's worth $11,748.86! Where do you think am I gonna get $12,286.78?! You think you can barge in on me and ask for $10,254.78?! Ask your mom if she has $13,480.97

Check. Mate.
member
Activity: 120
Merit: 10
January 28, 2018, 09:10:31 AM
how many miners does it take to change a light bulb? A million. One miner to change it, and a million miners running in circles to determine who gets to do it.

I like that. Great explanation of POW mining.
hero member
Activity: 686
Merit: 502
January 28, 2018, 08:52:58 AM
Today everything is simple:
If drunk and happy - then I managed to buy bitcoin
If sober and sad - then tomorrow morning to the office, telling the guys why bitcoin is a pyramid all crumbling lies, the crash of the pyramid falls down late, and then in the toilet quietly cry
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