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legendary
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January 08, 2014, 11:59:05 AM
#18
I find jokes about rape and murder funny, yet I don't like or condone either. I'm also about as anti-racist as you can get, but I'm also pretty non-PC and I can find racial humour funny as long as the jokes are not malicious or clearly hateful.
You're just being contradictory in every sense, then. I'm sorry, but I can't respect you if you like all those kinds of jokes, even if you “don't condone them” (which doesn't make sense).

I'm sure you'll find many others who won't respect YOU for your intolerance.   Undecided
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January 08, 2014, 11:47:37 AM
#17
I find jokes about rape and murder funny, yet I don't like or condone either. I'm also about as anti-racist as you can get, but I'm also pretty non-PC and I can find racial humour funny as long as the jokes are not malicious or clearly hateful.
You're just being contradictory in every sense, then. I'm sorry, but I can't respect you if you like all those kinds of jokes, even if you “don't condone them” (which doesn't make sense).
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January 08, 2014, 11:26:30 AM
#16
The notion itself isn't, but I liked the joke  
But that's a contradiction, isn't it? If the joke is based on sexism, and you liked the joke, then you can't say you don't like sexism.

I find jokes about rape and murder funny, yet I don't like or condone either. I'm also about as anti-racist as you can get, but I'm also pretty non-PC and I can find racial humour funny as long as the jokes are not malicious or clearly hateful.
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January 08, 2014, 11:16:36 AM
#15
The notion itself isn't, but I liked the joke  
But that's a contradiction, isn't it? If the joke is based on sexism, and you liked the joke, then you can't say you don't like sexism.
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January 08, 2014, 11:09:46 AM
#14
The notion itself isn't, but I liked the joke  
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January 08, 2014, 11:05:29 AM
#13
No shit!  Shocked
Is sexism funny to you?
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January 08, 2014, 11:04:13 AM
#12
It's playing on the stereotype that women can not sit still whilst remaining quiet.
its fun because in sub-continent most of peoples beleive 2 women cannot sit quietly even don't no each other   Cheesy
So, it's a sexist joke.
No shit!  Shocked

As for the dogs... Don't blame poor Kim, he was drunk.
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January 08, 2014, 11:03:19 AM
#11
It's playing on the stereotype that women can not sit still whilst remaining quiet.
its fun because in sub-continent most of peoples beleive 2 women cannot sit quietly even don't no each other   Cheesy
So, it's a sexist joke.
legendary
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January 08, 2014, 08:57:47 AM
#10
Surely, the following joke won't need to be explained.

What do you feed 120 very, very, very hungry dogs?

Perina Rodman Chow.


You rike uncle to me, Lodman!

Since Dennis Rodman likes to sing in North Korea, he might as well learn the lyrics to the last song he'll ever sing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8
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January 08, 2014, 08:19:32 AM
#9
the shortest joke ever : 2 women sitting quietly
I don't get it. Why is this fun?
its fun because in sub-continent most of peoples beleive 2 women cannot sit quietly even don't no each other   Cheesy
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January 08, 2014, 07:18:45 AM
#8
the shortest joke ever : 2 women sitting quietly
I don't get it. Why is this fun?


It's playing on the stereotype that women can not sit still whilst remaining quiet.
legendary
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January 07, 2014, 10:43:35 PM
#7
the shortest joke ever : 2 women sitting quietly
I don't get it. Why is this fun?

Not sure, but two women did volunteer to reenact the joke on Off-Broadway.

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January 07, 2014, 08:21:18 PM
#6
the shortest joke ever : 2 women sitting quietly
I don't get it. Why is this fun?
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January 06, 2014, 02:27:18 PM
#5
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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January 06, 2014, 10:02:39 AM
#4
the shortest joke ever : 2 women sitting quietly

Good one, Never going to see that happen.
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January 06, 2014, 06:16:08 AM
#3
*Knock Knock*
Who's There?
Doctor...



the shortest joke ever : 2 women sitting quietly

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January 06, 2014, 02:18:45 AM
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the shortest joke ever : 2 women sitting quietly
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January 03, 2014, 05:18:02 PM
#1
Here are some from me. Hope others will post jokes they like too! Some might be pretty dumb.

-What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear.

-How do you get a dog to stop barking in the front seat? Put him in the back seat.

-A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?" The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."

-Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"

-What was the last thing Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?
"Ok men, get on the ship"
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