Hi, i'm a God interested in your service.
Do i need to provide APIs for my religion?
Oh my god this is perfect Do i need to provide APIs for my religion?
Topic: Prayers for Bitcoins! Announcing the Church of Bitcoin! - page 2. (Read 4356 times)
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Thou shalt earn Bitcoins !!!
Thou shalt
Would anyone be interested in starting a "Church of Development". Where "god" is "the future", and we worship by making it better. Basically just a developmental coin charity that religiously works towards the future.
I am a certified minister and I will work to get non-profit status in my state, but here is the base for the organization, I already have 200 members:
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/church-of-development-213405
If anyone wants to get married or exercise demons, I can legally do the ceremony
I am a certified minister and I will work to get non-profit status in my state, but here is the base for the organization, I already have 200 members:
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/church-of-development-213405
If anyone wants to get married or exercise demons, I can legally do the ceremony
Once your service grows will you consider an IPO?
..Will you offer shares in Heaven,Paradise,Valhalla, or Sto-Vo-Kor?
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..Will you offer shares in Heaven,Paradise,Valhalla, or Sto-Vo-Kor?
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Dear OP, with all due respect... go fuck yourself.
This scam is so fucked up...
Sir , your humor detector has obviously fucked up. This scam is so fucked up...
Coming from this forum I should have realized it was a joke. Since I know there's so many religious figures asking for money (in the most idiotic ways), I thought it was just another common practice.
I suppose god is really powerful
Dear OP, with all due respect... go fuck yourself.
This scam is so fucked up...
Sir , your humor detector has obviously fucked up. This scam is so fucked up...
Coming from this forum I should have realized it was a joke. Since I know there's so many religious figures asking for money (in the most idiotic ways), I thought it was just another common practice.
That said, OP what's the amount for heaven guarantee?
Is there one for atheists? 
Dear OP, with all due respect... go fuck yourself.
This scam is so fucked up...
Sir , your humor detector has obviously fucked up. This scam is so fucked up...
Coming from this forum I should have realized it was a joke. Since I know there's so many religious figures asking for money (in the most idiotic ways), I thought it was just another common practice.
How much for heaven guarantee?
Dear OP, with all due respect... go fuck yourself.
This scam is so fucked up...
Sir , your humor detector has obviously fucked up. This scam is so fucked up...
Dear OP, with all due respect... go fuck yourself.
This scam is so fucked up...
This scam is so fucked up...
Hi, i'm a God interested in your service.
Do i need to provide APIs for my religion?
Do i need to provide APIs for my religion?
Are you a God wishing to get his/her/its religion included in one of the above mentioned 13, or are you an intermediary God looking to relay prayers through to a major player at a bulk discount?
Hi, i'm a God interested in your service.
Do i need to provide APIs for my religion?
Do i need to provide APIs for my religion?
We would like to offer a new service to fellow bitcoiners, we are sure some of you folks are religious like us so we would like to offer something of mutual profit.
We will pray to any God(s) you request for an undefined number of Bitcoins. The more you send the stronger will be our prayers but remember every Bitcent is good for you.
Send a PM where should we direct our prayers and we will send you a unique BTC address. If there is something specific you believe your God should hear about let us know about it. Otherwise, we will just pray for your soul (and your Bitcoin wallets!)
Currently we support 13 religions and there are 37 of us monks here. Any questions - just ask, that is what we are here for!
We will pray to any God(s) you request for an undefined number of Bitcoins. The more you send the stronger will be our prayers but remember every Bitcent is good for you.
Send a PM where should we direct our prayers and we will send you a unique BTC address. If there is something specific you believe your God should hear about let us know about it. Otherwise, we will just pray for your soul (and your Bitcoin wallets!)
Currently we support 13 religions and there are 37 of us monks here. Any questions - just ask, that is what we are here for!
Great idea. There is a real need for a service like this.
Cut the satire, however. Marketing design is also bad. Your users will need to know how that you hate other religions and esp. athiests before they can trust you.
This we support 13 religions crap doesn't sell.
uhhh..
what kind of God would look kindly on $$ for prayers?
oh wait, christians do this already
what kind of God would look kindly on $$ for prayers?
oh wait, christians do this already
+1
uhhh..
what kind of God would look kindly on $$ for prayers?
oh wait, christians do this already
what kind of God would look kindly on $$ for prayers?
oh wait, christians do this already
We would like to offer a new service to fellow bitcoiners, we are sure some of you folks are religious like us so we would like to offer something of mutual profit.
We will pray to any God(s) you request for an undefined number of Bitcoins. The more you send the stronger will be our prayers but remember every Bitcent is good for you.
Send a PM where should we direct our prayers and we will send you a unique BTC address. If there is something specific you believe your God should hear about let us know about it. Otherwise, we will just pray for your soul (and your Bitcoin wallets!)
Currently we support 13 religions and there are 37 of us monks here. Any questions - just ask, that is what we are here for!
We will pray to any God(s) you request for an undefined number of Bitcoins. The more you send the stronger will be our prayers but remember every Bitcent is good for you.
Send a PM where should we direct our prayers and we will send you a unique BTC address. If there is something specific you believe your God should hear about let us know about it. Otherwise, we will just pray for your soul (and your Bitcoin wallets!)
Currently we support 13 religions and there are 37 of us monks here. Any questions - just ask, that is what we are here for!
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