Topic: Predict the next Gox revelation here and win respect from fellow forum members - page 3. (Read 3763 times)

The bitcoin community will be devastated to learn that the cake is a lie.

MTGOX HAS 4 CORNER
SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY
TIME CUBE
IN ONLY 24 HOUR ROTATION
4 CORNER DAYS, CUBES 4 QUAD EARTH - No 1 Day God

Here goes...

The following document gets leaked:




March

Crisis plan!

Urgent Mark Karplees jailbroak feasibility study!

A call to Major Figures in the Bitticoin community.

We at MtGox are worried that Mark is cracking under FBI pressure and that any day he will reveal himself to be none other than Satoshi Nakamoto. The fallout from this will surely spell THE END to all computer programmers EVERYWHERE in the entire UNIVERSE!!!

You must heed our call and send thousands of cheap coins VERY QUICKLY to pay for our Getaway Vehicle!

Then Mark Karpooles needs a spcial ID CARD tha twill help him to go wherever he wants. It must look like this and all memebers of the Bitcoin Foundtation must send arbed coinz (right now) to make sure it is of highest quality!



Once far away Mark promises never ever ever ever to tell NOBODY at all crosses his heart and hopes to die (because he surely deserves to). IF.....

You take advantage of our extremely top-level links with Bitcoin to buy as many cheap coins as quickly as possible from TURTLE MOUNTAIN© (PS that is our new brand!!!) so that Marc can have coffee whenever he wants.

The fate of every coin is IN YOUR HANDZ NOW secret, solvent investor !!![/size]

OK my turn. I hope the following will happen. I have no money or BTC in GOX but it sounds like this is possibly going on which would be good for those goxxed.


MtGOX is in the process of being taken over by a yet to be mentioned (hopefully competent) party.
Investor has asked Mark to stop all forms of communication without approval of investor to stop any false promisses or problems.
Investor forced MtGOX offline to look into the exact depth of the mess and to prevent further hacks. Depending on the mess they will invest or not.
Investor is looking into a solution to all whom got goxxed.

If investors name leaks the deal is off since they do not want to be associated to this mess


Next milestones

- Site magically starts up again around 1 april with new rebranding (leaked fake document )
- Directly followed by the presentation of new management including takeover announcement and a new CEO.
- With a new CEO Mark Karpeles can officially step down. He will officially appologise for the mess he made and take the fall for all the shit that went wrong. (In Japan I would expect him to cut off a finger or nipple like in the movies )
- A day or two later a plan for helping goxxed people get's communicated.
- Business resumes...
- Withdrawls get enabled in a limited fashion.
- Slow recovery and build new trust.....

Ill go next  

Turns out Gox was handed a subpoena based on claims of insider trading, market fraud, money laundering etc, this explains why he cant say anything in particular.

The government have seized their entire BTC stash, hence why its not lost but just unavailable.

Mark genuinely wants to sort out the mess but has no way to cover withdrawals which were increasing due to malleability fear and general gox incompetance...

For some reason he beleives that he can sell the business and get his users losses covered while the FED do their thing.

I'll go first: Mark has been manipulating trade data since at least last September.

He certainly had the incentive to do so. And we now know he is willing to do almost anything to save Gox, including mislead the public.