I don't remember exactly, but I thought Bitcointalk member xtraelv made a long list of these profiles, who's still active but I couldn't find it, so not sure if such an topic really exists.
But xtraelv has created a summary about Bitcointalk's early discussion topics, as well.
It's working in a similar way as you've explained for profile links, but for topic links, where we can also reserach about early topics.
Here's his topic: Bitcointalk history - index to first 200 topics
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/welcome-to-the-new-bitcoin-forum-5 Welcome to the new Bitcoin forum! - satoshi
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/repost-bitcoin-maturation-6 Repost: Bitcoin Maturation - satoshi
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/repost-request-make-this-anonymous-7 Repost: Request: Make this anonymous? - satoshi
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/repost-how-anonymous-are-bitcoins-8 Repost: How anonymous are bitcoins? - satoshi
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/repost-linuxunix-compile-9 Repost: Linux/UNIX compile - satoshi
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/a-few-suggestions-12 few suggestions - madhatter
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/questions-about-bitcoin-13 Questions about Bitcoin -smoketoomuch
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/break-on-the-supplys-increase-14 Break on the supply's increase -xuO4k04c6Ng
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/new-exchange-service-btc-2-psc-15 New Exchange Service: "BTC 2 PSC"(paycard codes) - smoketoomuch
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/bitcoin-02-released-16 bitcoin 0.2 - satoshi
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