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Topic: Proof that Bitcoin is going to yield returns beyond my wildest hopes!!! (Read 2914 times)

legendary
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Lol, I don't think they meant bitcoin there, I think they are lotto tickets, anyway thanks for sharing.

No one else get these lotto numbers, okay?


*Runs down to local shop and purchases a lotto ticket*

I thought the numbers were how much BTC I was supposed to buy each day!  Hmmm.  Wink  Who knows,  maybe that is how I will get "Yields beyond my wildest hopes!"  Unfortunately, I don't have enough cash lying around to buy that much coin right now.  I supposed I could do mbtc or ubtc though. 
staff
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Lol, I don't think they meant bitcoin there, I think they are lotto tickets, anyway thanks for sharing.

No one else get these lotto numbers, okay?


*Runs down to local shop and purchases a lotto ticket*
hero member
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Now if those numbers were actually your bitcoin address, I'd be a little worried. Not so much that someone sees it, but rather that the same monkey sitting at a typewriter may eventually produce your private key.
hero member
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...how do they ever get that paper in there without it catching on fire during cooking!  Huh
The fortune isn't placed inside the cookie until after it's baked.
The fortune doesn't come if you are baked before placing the cookie in your mouth!
legendary
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Well, I think this is at least as valuable a predictor and the technical anaysis mumbo jumbo being spewed on the speculation thread. 

Right!  Perhaps my fortune cookie is more valid then some of the posts out there.  Grin

If BTC surpasses my "wildest dreams"  I will find this post and say "I told you so!"  Wink
full member
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Well, I think this is at least as valuable a predictor and the technical anaysis mumbo jumbo being spewed on the speculation thread. 
legendary
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The revolution will be monetized!
This is a buy sign for sure!  Shocked
edd
donator
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Is this another China speculation thread?

Well, i read that fortune cookies were an American invention.

yes, but you still find them in Chinese restaurants.
legendary
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Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
...how do they ever get that paper in there without it catching on fire during cooking!  Huh
The fortune isn't placed inside the cookie until after it's baked. A fortune cookie comes out of the oven flat and circular, like a regular cookie, at which point it's flipped over, the fortune is placed on top, and the whole thing is then folded up into the familiar shape (while it's still soft). Assuming they're not undercooked, they harden as they cool, leaving people like you wondering how they managed to get the fortune in there.
newbie
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...how do they ever get that paper in there without it catching on fire during cooking!  Huh
legendary
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Eadem mutata resurgo
Without being able to read your mind you have to tell us what are "your wildest hopes" ... just so we can test the efficacy of your fortune cookie to predict yields being beyond them.

$1,000,000 per BTC.  So it will be better then that!  Grin

Yep, that would be quite wild then ....
sr. member
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Is this another China speculation thread?

Well, i read that fortune cookies were an American invention.
legendary
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Is this another China speculation thread?

Well, it was from "Chinese food" so I guess so.  Grin
newbie
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Is this another China speculation thread?
legendary
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I got this in my fortune cookie today!  I think it is a sign! Grin 



I thought they all said that.

I misread it...

A financial investment will yield returns beyond your wildest hypes.

Oh well.
legendary
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I got a fortune that told me that one day I was going to be rich and famous, doesn't mean it's true though lol Tongue
legendary
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Without being able to read your mind you have to tell us what are "your wildest hopes" ... just so we can test the efficacy of your fortune cookie to predict yields being beyond them.

$1,000,000 per BTC.  So it will be better then that!  Grin
sr. member
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I got this in my fortune cookie today!  I think it is a sign! Grin 



I thought they all said that.
legendary
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arent these lotto numbers?
legendary
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Eadem mutata resurgo
Without being able to read your mind you have to tell us what are "your wildest hopes" ... just so we can test the efficacy of your fortune cookie to predict yields being beyond them.
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