Topic: Re: [ANN][BOB] SubGenius CryptoCurrency - DobbsCoin (BOB) (Read 11077 times)

^{Nope, nothing special ..just your run of the mill SCRYPT Bitcoin w/PURE SLACK & ETERNAL SALVATION.}
     As far as future.. or news, it's really kind of an insiders thing. We're a TWENTY+/yr. alien and sex cult meme-coin
We're not one of them (RISE-FALL-RISE-FALL) crypto-coins, out to get rich scamming pinkboys. The only person getting rich here is J.R. "BOB" Dobbs - and his "Church of the SubGenius'. We just operate the Officially APPROVED Crypto-Currency of the organization, as a way to monetize & trade Slack between our members. I don't expect to see a real rise in the market value of (BOB) until our first halving ..sometime about three years from now, and we get attacked alot by the Discordians and the Normals ..so this probably isn't the coin for you, unless you know what your in for.

But if you know "BOB" and this is something you're into .. then by all means. Have at you!!

We could sure use some steady hash in the POOL to fend off theConspiracy. DEDICATED HASH ONLY Please, the anti coin-fountain measures aren't very friendly after hash-freaks go away when they are unsuccessful at stealing our Slack.

crazy bob buy wall at 250
someone put 3.6 btc at 250 sat
very weird, what special with this coin??
any future or news??

Praise Bob!

 

And as "Bob" is far older than Doge, his coinage will survive.  Oh I'm buying, but not for filthy lucre's sake.  I'm buying so that come X-Day I'll OWN "Bob"'s sorry ass!  Then maybe, just maybe, Connie will turn her sleazy film-noir gaze in my direction and say "Hmmm... I'd tap that."

Oh Connie, when will you ditch that loser and join me on a cross-country crime spree!  *sigh*

What is what?   THIS?


I hope that clears all THIS up for you.
Remember.. When you see the pleasure ships landing, cut front to back, not left to right
- when slitting your own wrists, 'Cos It'll be too late to get a ticket.

what is this?

     (BOB) Dobbscoin is the Officially Approved crypto-currency of the Church of the SubGenius, a TWENTY+ Year old UFO 'parody religion' that targets many better known belief systems. The Church of the SubGenius teaches a complex belief system that focuses on the clip-art Deity, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, and shines the light upon a Global Conspiracy to steal your Slack ..of course, what 'religion' would be complete without some UFO's, tons of SEX and a grand Armageddon scenerio.  More: Wikipedia

"BOB" Dobbs in the Media

• The Church of the SubGenius has been featured in: Playboy, WIRED, Rolling Stone, and preformed hundreds of successful Live Night Club Shows. "BOB" even has Nationally Distributed Video ARISE (Polygram). Not to mention "BOB" is endorsed by most major Counterculture Heroes and Subculture artists.
• The Band 'SUBLIME' ⁽¹⁾, shipped a 23 track '40 OZ OUNCES TO FREEDOM' CD through Skunk Records - with a Dobbshead on it.
• The Band 'DEVO' ⁽²⁾ is SubGenius as fuck! (see below)
• Negativland: You may have never heard of Negativland, but you've probably heard clips of their stuff as bumper music on late night programs such as Ground Zero w/Clyde Lewis.

Famous SubGenii include:

• Robert Anton Wilson⁽³⁾: "Pope BOB" was an ordained minister in the Church of the SubGenius, wrote for and was featured in the Three Fisted Tales of "BOB" book, and also featured "BOB" in The Illumanatus Trilogy; one of the many books he authored himself.
• Patrick Volkerding⁽⁴⁾ of Slackware Linux: 'Slackware' -duh
• Timothy Leary,
• Ken Kesey,
• PeeWee Herman (click for image),
• Wierd Al,
• R. Crumb (Subculture Comics: Fritz the Cat/WEIRDO), drew & wrote for "BOB".
• Penn Jillette of Penn and Teller IS a PAID Minister/Member of The Church of the SubGenius.
• Jello Biafra to name just a few

More about Famous SubGenius

The Church of the SubGenius even has three weekly Syndicated Radio Shows, in 15 Markets.
WCSB Cleveland, WREK Atlanta & KPFA Berkeley, Ca, as well as countless of minor broadcast networks.

The Atari - ST ⁽⁵⁾
At the time the Atari ST started shipping, a limited set of GEM fonts were included within the ROMs. These fonts featured the standard 8x8 pixel graphical character set for the ST (the main in-ROM "font" for GEM, and text-mode TOS operations in color modes) and contains a recognizable facsimile of the face of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, (the figurehead of the Church of the Subgenius).

The FACT is.. (BOB) DobbsCoin is about Slack,
It's about FIGHTING The Conspiracy, and it's about getting BACK what THEY Stole away.
And if we just so happen to 'Survive The Great Cataclysms Through UFO Transport, while taking control through liberated weirdness by tapping our secret 'Abnormality Potential. ..then FUCK YES, I'll have TWO.

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⁽¹⁾: SUBLIME '40 OZ OUNCES TO FREEDOM' CD with a Dobbshead on it. (link1) (link2) (link3).
⁽²⁾: Devo actively embraced the Church of the SubGenius in concert (source: Wikipedia). Mark Mothersbaugh of DEVO produced the audio for The Bobacatto, and you can watch him HERE speaking on The Conspiracy, the life-changing power of "BOB" and Slack. (source: ARISE The SubGenius Movie : Polygram Video).
⁽³⁾: Wilson also joined the Church of the SubGenius, who referred to him as Pope Bob. He contributed to their literature, including the book Three-Fisted Tales of "Bob", and shared a stage with their founder, Rev. Ivan Stang on several occasions Winterstar-01 & Austin, TX. Wilson also founded the Guns and Dope Party, and its corresponding Burning Man theme camp. See also: Historia Discordia
⁽⁴⁾: Patrick Volkerding, the software engineer known as the founder and maintainer of Slackware Linux distro, is a SubGenius. The use of the word Slack in "Slackware" is a homage to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs: "I'll admit that it was SubGenius inspired. In fact, back in the 2.0 through 3.0 days we used to print a dobbshead on each CD." -Patrick Volkerding.
⁽⁵⁾Atari ST: Atari ST BASIC had a dobbshead easter egg (image)

I asked AMPH in a BCT.org PM, why he posted that fud in the dobbscoin [ANN] and his replay was: (paraphrase) 'it was a mistake, i clicked the wrong link when replying to some other coin' - yet, *somehow* other people dog-piled onto his reply.. which was off topic.. and then his off topic conversation debunking some other coin ran on for four replies..  yet he refused to remove it siting that it had been quoted so: 'what good would it do', further stating 'I'm too busy'.

It sucks 'Cos this is our only project, and it's such prime post real-estate.
If they come back and delete them or change it up to be any better, let me know and change up this post.

I don't mean to say that it can't be dumped by those who recognized (BOB) as a gold nugget, and accumulated sizable wealth (200k/300k BOB) early on; certainly I hope for Dobbs sake, they do actually.. And before X-Day if they wern't DUES PAID members of the Church, I might ad..

But by saying immune to pumping and dumping, I mean to suggest that -- the same TEN minute block time, 120 confirms on new mined blocks which BITCOIN shares.. coupled with its SCRYPT algorithm - and (BOB) being so quick to adjust it's difficulty upwards, make it's mere 7200 BOB/day payout unattractive to those who seek the instant 'coin-fountain' gratification which the pump n'dump community exploits so regularly; or otherwise what might be gained by throwing insane hash at a coin with the intention of holding short term before moving on to the next-big-profit opportunity. --- Not to mention it's rather obscure but Global communities fanatical pseudo religious UFO/SEX Cult meme-sake.

It seems that, as PROFIT is such the motivator in the flash-in-the-pan altcoin market.. (not that one can fault the desire for PROFIT), the OverPopulation seems HELL BENT on such opportunities which might double an 'investment' by placing their BTC on a target they believe will have a massive increase in price, within a short period of time.. before they make the attempt to get out, once it has done so (but before everyone else, who is doing the same thing).. hoping to move on attempting to repeat the great 'ponzi-shuffle' maneuver again as often as possible.

(BOB) Dobbscoin is a different played game, if you will. The SubGenius Community existed before the Internet was even public, long before BitCoin was 'a-thing'. It could even be said that SubGenii (those within the SubGenius Community) taught Al Gore EVERYTHING he knew about the Internet, as a LARGE population among the developers of the prehistory of the Internet were SubGenii. Suffice to say.. I mean that The RABID FERVOR of the SubGenius at large.. unlike the altcoin community, cares not so much for cashing it's (BOB) in for (BTC), as they're accumulating SLACK, in for form of (BOB) for a variety of reasons.. the most important that (BOB) Dobbscoin is THE ONLY crypto-currency to be accepted on the Pleasure Saucers, secondly they (the SubGenius community as a whole) aren't terribly interested alt.coins or for that matter, even BitCoins.. The Church of the SubGenius is a TWENTY YEAR Community who's not really interested in BitCoins for the most part, and especially NOT in altcoins other than (BOB). The majority of those who mine (BOB) do it because they are somewhat intrigued by the same concepts of non-centralized, internet payment systems that inspired (BOB)'s predecessor (BTC), have a spare GPU and don't have time for the ponzi-scam that is for the most part all other altcoins.

Granted, not all of them, but for the most part it's as simple as that.. really.
SURE. .. some smart cookie could swoop in and buy up 1/14th of all the (BOB)'s in existence by placing a 1 BTC buy wall at 1000 satoshi and the SubGenii who are interested in exchanging alt.coins for BTC would likely sell into it - not me personally. I am a SubGenius who recognizes a long term community meme and believe that Jahova-1 has arrangements for special seating on the Pleasure Saucers for those in the 1 Million BOB's CLUB. And there are, after all ONLY 1.4 Million of the ZERO PREMINE, currently available, out of the 21Million TOTAL (BOB) which will ever exist.

Again: (BOB) is different.. It's about Slack, and artistic creativity. Dobbscoin isn't about speculating on the next opportunity to loose your ass in a failed attempt at speculating in the alt.coin market. (BOB) is an actual subcultur community cryptocurrency, it's a niche.. It's meme... Though it may actually get you RICH, Dobbscoin is most certainly not for speculators!  - In fact, I don't even recommend anyone buying (BOB). BUT OF-COURSE, if they did - i wouldn't judge.

• GITHUB: https://github.com/dobbscoin/dobbscoin-source/releases
• HOMEPAGE: http://www.dobbscoin.info
• POOL: http://pool.dobbscoin.info
• SPIN GAME: http://dobbsspin.dobbscoin.info
• BITTREX: https://bittrex.com/Market/Index?MarketName=BTC-BOB
• COIN-SWAP: https://coinswap.net//market/BOB/BTC

I'm just curious as to why you think this coin is immune to pumping and dumping?  Great comments otherwise, interesting coin!

Yeap, that's the wormhole. It's kinda like KGW, but locksdown quicker to prevent blocks from being instasolved when a high hash rental miner or multipool latches on to it. The night (BOB) was listed on bittrex.com such an event happened and difficulty jumped from 4 to 500 in two blocks, but when it didn't turn into a coin fountain, the miner went away and it takes a block or two to readjust to the hashrate from before the event.  Depending on the difficulty it was forced to rise to, and the hash left afterward.. the blocks will take some additional time to solve. In this cast, it took 15 hours.  Everythings hunkee-dory now tho.

Hmm reply to a user who goes by the handle 'iGotAIDS,  ok...


Conspiracy FUD.
(BOB) Dobbscoin is a good natured LOONG TERM FUN Coin, built to BitCoin Standards.
Dedicated seednodes, and on it's ORIGIONAL BlockChain..

#1. No one denies the initial coingen.io roots of this coin. It's creation suited its creator, and has since been picked up by members of it's GLOBAL SubGenius community; and as you can see, It's been cleaned up quite a bit since then. Corrected issues include: genblock abnormalities, it's getnetworkhashps was put back to work (funny how coingen.io removed that). The possible coinmixing issues were dealt with new netmagic, checkpoints were re-enabled, The lack of a functional testnet was corrected and is working. Besides, being a direct fork of BitCoin, it's built to BitCoin standards - so it has commits dating back to 2009 - not some 'Initial Commit', 1 day POW - pump it/dump it/move on coin with no actual community.

As for COMMUNITY..  how many cryptocoins actually had a community that existed before BitCoin?  (BOB) Dobbscoin's community nearly predates the Internet. The meme it was based upon has an rich history in the sub-culture world, involving real-world people like Patrick Volkerding⁽¹⁾, Robert Anton Wilson, PeeWee Herman (click for image), Wierd Al, R. Crumb (Subculture Comics: Fritz the Cat/WEIRDO), Penn Jillette of Penn and Teller, and Jello Biafra to name just a few.

It is not the intention of (BOB) Dobbscoin to INNOVATE.. nor be an overnight speculative scam-coin, leaving bag holders crying as they run off to speculate on another flash in the pan - 'sell it for bitcoin before it tanks' shitcoin. It is (BOB) Dobbscoin's intention to be a FUN coin based on a clever meme, for use by it's fan base.

But yes..  the Diff did get stranded and there was a (minor 10-20k BOB) sell off. That happens when a coin gets listed someplace where people actually visit, and there's a 60x uptick in hashrate ..the difficulty jumps from 1.05 to 500, before the miner who wasted his money renting hash realizes that a well groomed coin isn't going to turn into a coin fountain (spewing coins into their pocket), and he goes off to try and exploit some other coin.

It was designed that way, and the WORMHOLE operated perfectly. (BOB) Dobbscoin adjusted to prevent the coin-fountain effect. The people who cashed in when it got listed were folks who had been following it and trading it in #Bittrex amongst themselves up to and after its listing. Not that it was much of a sell off, as anyone with any Slack recognizes this coin as a long term project worthy of holding, so they can exchange it in real life among it's community.


#2. Your belief - is irrelevant. The kid who commissioned the first generation (BOB) Dobbscoin, did it simply as a class requirement to choose an open source package, and choose to have coingen spit it out because someone had already chosen BitCoin. Not as a for profit scam. He didn't even release it into the 'community'.  Persons such as iGotAIDS are just the kind of trader we don't want being involved in this project.(BOB) Dobbscoin is a Global community of Sub-Culture enthusiasts.. If you aren't aware of the SubGenius MEME; by all means - please feel free to choke on your bowl of warm cawk.

I know.. its not one of those 'we premined as much in .00001 seconds' as exist in the six months since then.., 'mega coins' like you seem to want.. and its not some stupid Japanese meme of a misspelled animal that everyone told you *you need*.. and its not one of the coins that got created by the cabal of Cryptsy developers and Cryptsy developers friends that your allowed to want so much.. It's an honest to goodness.. immune to pumping and dumping.. long term good faith crypto currency like people always pretend that they allegedly want.


#3. I assure you, I will not be buying (BOB) Dobbscoins - because I can, and have been mining this formerly 'robot created shitcoin' since day three, and will continue to mine it until X-Day -- when the Space Ships, piloted by the Sex Goddess' land to take us all off this rock, before carpet-bombing your dumbass back to the stone-age. I also will not be selling them anywhere south of .00013013 BTC a piece.. as I plan to take all of my formerly robot created shitcoin off world with me, or else save them to trade for the 'Next Big Thing' that comes along.


(BOB) Dobbscoin is The Official CryptoCurrency of the Church of the SubGenius, an American UFO and parody religion.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

Feel FREE to help yourself out to some FREE SLACK : http://faucet.dobbscoin.info
And join us at the POOL.

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⁽¹⁾ Patrick Volkerding, the software engineer known as the founder and maintainer of Slackware Linux distro, is a SubGenius. The use of the word Slack in "Slackware" is a homage to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs: "I'll admit that it was SubGenius inspired. In fact, back in the 2.0 through 3.0 days we used to print a dobbshead on each CD." -Patrick Volkerding.

Diff stranded and dump central....hahaha No premine or nominal diff algorithm because this is a coingen shitclone of LTC. Im pretty sure if you coulda premined you would have. Either way, enjoy selling coins to yourself.

As of 7 hours ago, wallet no longer syncing...

This is very interesting.

I am accepting BOB at this address: 1GJ6Zvqiw4q6vH4C5ho7p4ixWnJqdDgR2U

Finally a coin that has nothing to worry about, in terms of development. As this is fully developed like Bitcoin.
Good Job

Joseph Stuhlman


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