Relationship and offspring statuses?

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Quote from: Jcw188 on May 26, 2014, 09:34:55 PM

Wow can't believe I'm only one married with kids. By the way you people married with no kids, take the plunge! You might as well after a few honeymoon years. You'll never think you're "ready" for kids, there is no ideal time!

To be fair, I'm the only one married without kids

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Quote from: Jcw188 on May 26, 2014, 09:34:55 PM

Wow can't believe I'm only one married with kids. By the way you people married with no kids, take the plunge! You might as well after a few honeymoon years. You'll never think you're "ready" for kids, there is no ideal time!

I think it depends more on how comfortable they are with having kids, if you get what I'm saying. Just randomly taking a plunge could possibly end in something with a complete hellspawn (Think of the current 'demons' of the world, type.) or a angel. Of course, there's no way to see in the future, so it's like a Hi-Lo type of game. Except, there's no Lo's or Hi's.

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Wow can't believe I'm only one married with kids. By the way you people married with no kids, take the plunge! You might as well after a few honeymoon years. You'll never think you're "ready" for kids, there is no ideal time!

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Quote from: efreeti on May 26, 2014, 08:22:33 PM

The welfare system in place encourage irresponsible behavior.

So, if you are depended on government on handout, then have as many kids as you can.

If you are paying everything on your own, then you need to have stable income and stable relationship before even thinking about having offspring.

No, if you want your kids to succeed in the future, you need to have a stable income. Stable relationship isn't required to have an offspring, really.

As for the government handouts, the welfare system is in place for the kids, not the adults. Would you rather have a few abusers of the system, or kids that are literally starving to death?

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Quote from: leslie.leslie on May 25, 2014, 09:59:36 PM

i'd rather be single with kids than to have a husband that is irresponsible and immature.

I'll be your man-child. Or we can just have kids and I'll move on my own separate way. Let me know which path you wanna take and let's get this rolling!

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The welfare system in place encourage irresponsible behavior.

So, if you are depended on government on handout, then have as many kids as you can.

If you are paying everything on your own, then you need to have stable income and stable relationship before even thinking about having offspring.

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Quote from: Midwestbitcoiner on May 26, 2014, 01:14:00 AM

How do I.vote....

Anyways, I'm engaged, with kids...a newborn and an older child.

Click the button and click vote? It's at the top.

Quote from: Jesu on May 26, 2014, 05:19:14 PM

At first I thought this thread was about facebook statuses lol.

Yeah, no. >.>

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At first I thought this thread was about facebook statuses lol.

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How do I.vote....

Anyways, I'm engaged, with kids...a newborn and an older child.

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howdy

Kids are great, I have all sorts of nieces and nephews, but I am too much like this couple:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icmRCixQrx8&t=50s

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Quote from: leslie.leslie on May 25, 2014, 09:59:36 PM

i'd rather be single with kids than to have a husband that is irresponsible and immature.

Why not both? I'm pretty irresponsible. My wife constantly cleans up after my messes.

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i'd rather be single with kids than to have a husband that is irresponsible and immature.

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Quote from: Kluge on May 25, 2014, 06:31:36 PM

Don't have kids until you have at least $500k in "stable" assets (after debts) or have >$250k in assets and >$60k/yr income from a single person in the relationship. They cripple earning power, especially if you don't have a high-paying job and or are unwilling to stuff them into daycare. I've learned this from experience. Not saying I regret it, but circumstances were far below ideal for conception.

decent advice

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Quote from: Kluge on May 25, 2014, 06:31:36 PM

Don't have kids until you have at least $500k in "stable" assets (after debts) or have >$250k in assets and >$60k/yr income from a single person in the relationship. They cripple earning power, especially if you don't have a high-paying job and or are unwilling to stuff them into daycare. I've learned this from experience. Not saying I regret it, but circumstances were far below ideal for conception.

I live in a pretty low cost of living area, so I was planning on having only about $150k in assets with at least an income of $45k/year. But I'll take into account your advice.

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Don't have kids until you have at least $500k in "stable" assets (after debts) or have >$250k in assets and >$60k/yr income from a single person in the relationship. They cripple earning power, especially if you don't have a high-paying job and/or are unwilling to stuff them into daycare. I've learned this from experience. Not saying I regret it, but circumstances were far below ideal for conception.

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Quote from: aysha9822 on May 25, 2014, 03:44:20 PM

It is complicated with 2 kids.

Want to explain your status a bit more? I was hoping for longer stories. NSA is having my log a certain amount of information per day and all. Just trying to keep my job Wink

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It is complicated with 2 kids.

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Quote from: El Cabron on May 25, 2014, 02:59:53 PM

Quote from: bluefirecorp on May 25, 2014, 02:49:07 PM

Quote from: El Cabron on May 25, 2014, 02:23:44 PM

4 kids, but 6 different mothers. :/

At this point, it's not their problem, it's your problem. Sure, after the first marriage / arrangement, it could be both parties' fault. The second one, odds are leaning towards your fault. But after the 6th, jesus christ, something is wrong with YOU.

clearly something is wrong if it takes 6 mothers (not wives) to make 4 kids!

do you understand basic biology and reproduction?

fuck... i was trolling you, and i thought it was clear as fucking day...

I figured the kids died due to your neglect. There I go again, making assumptions.

it is a bit of an assumption. anyway have fun reporting to you masters.

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Quote from: bluefirecorp on May 25, 2014, 02:49:07 PM

Quote from: El Cabron on May 25, 2014, 02:23:44 PM

4 kids, but 6 different mothers. :/

At this point, it's not their problem, it's your problem. Sure, after the first marriage / arrangement, it could be both parties' fault. The second one, odds are leaning towards your fault. But after the 6th, jesus christ, something is wrong with YOU.

clearly something is wrong if it takes 6 mothers (not wives) to make 4 kids!

do you understand basic biology and reproduction?

fuck... i was trolling you, and i thought it was clear as fucking day...

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Quote from: El Cabron on May 25, 2014, 02:23:44 PM

4 kids, but 6 different mothers. :/

At this point, it's not their problem, it's your problem. Sure, after the first marriage / arrangement, it could be both parties' fault. The second one, odds are leaning towards your fault. But after the 6th, jesus christ, something is wrong with YOU.

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