Y U jelly? Coz I doubled my wealth since last year, while u gambled away yours?
Stop fighting the inevitable, friend, no need for you to hit rock-bottom. Start sucking up to me now & who knows, I might just take pity on you.
Give you some menial job on my palatial estate & a clean cot in the slave quarters to sleep on. You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Beats sleeping behind that dumpster like you've been doing lately
To the rest of you: Don't end up like poor spazzdla. Hear that whistle blow? Yeah, that's the BTCeanie Train, steaming from the station. Just dump your useless Bitcoin hobo bindles & run real fast, you might still catch up!
Oooh yous a mad.