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Your *what* is itchy?
I have spent almsot a year trying to make heads or tails of the message trail and various shitcoin trades the person who hacked my account last year did, trying to come up with a dollar value per supposed victim. It's impossible, so I am proposing the following:
I will divide 2BTC among the 18 people that were supposedly scammed. That's 0.11111111BTC per. Hell, I'll even round up to 0.12BTC per, because i'm too lazy to type all those 1's in 18 separate transactions. At today's exchange, that's around $52.75USD per supposed victim.
Now, I will once again protest the absolutely arbitrary and proof-less scam system at bitcointalk.org. Despite there being any actual proof that I (me, personally, not the fuckscum who hacked my account) scammed anybody, I got slapped with a tag. Complete and utter bullshit. We need a better system, where a person's rep can't be trashed due to anecdotal whiners with no proof.
Note, I do not give a flying fox fuck about what the particular shitcoin you traded a year ago is worth right now. This is the proposal. Take it or leave it. You want the 0.12BTC? Post your address. Just your address. I don't want a discussion, I don't want a negotiation, I don't want drama. If you aren't willing to take 0.12BTC as the only, and final, compensation for your pain and suffering, don't waste my time, or yours, posting. If you do not have a dog in this fight, an iron in this fire, a stake in this game, whatever metaphor you want to use, your opinion on this entire thing DOES. NOT. MATTER. If you do accept the proposal (and the payout), do yourself a favor, take the 0.12BTC and DON'T TRADE IT FOR SHITCOINS!!!! Bitcoin. Litecoin. All other coins can suck a bag of monkey dick.
I will also offer to personally meet anybody who feels scammed, provided they want to come visit me in Toronto. You can look me in the eye while I tell you it wasn't me, and if you don't believe me, then too fucking bad. You can take your shot, or take a walk. I'm done feeling bad about getting hacked and a bunch of non-escrow-using, shitcoin-promoting fools getting scammed. If you're too stupid, too greedy or too trusting to use escrow, you need to forget about crypto, because you will (and supposedly did) get taken. I no longer have the time or energy to feel sorry for you.
Here are the 18 accounts that the hacker communicated with. I suggest you all respond publicly, in this thread, using one of the accounts listed below, with a BTC address. I will send the 0.12BTC and I will post the blockchain TXID showing it was sent. This proposal is only good until Midnight, Eastern Daylight Time, May 31st, 2014. Supposed victims posting after this time and date will be disappointed.
By posting your bitcoin wallet address under one of the forum names below, you agree that you are accepting the terms of this proposal.
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