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He was extremely reluctant to do so (sighting [sic] fears that the SEC could somehow get hold of it - however remote the chance), so as part of the concessions on my part, I told him that he could obfuscate any detail he liked other than his name and address ...
He was extremely reluctant to do so (sighting [sic] fears that the SEC could somehow get hold of it - however remote the chance), so as part of the concessions on my part, I told him that he could obfuscate any detail he liked other than his name and address ...
Hello Friend!
I am SEC agent first class, and would love to help you and your private investigator friend track down Mr. Thomas Mica. Unfortunately, our databases are indexed only by licence number expiration dates, not age, full name, or address. We just never thought it would ever be useful. Hindsight, amirite? Our "Search National Database" feature is no help either. It's about as crippled as the search box on your Bitcointalk, so we's stumped.
Our esteemed NSA colleagues are just as much at a loss as we are, with former director Keith Alexander going on record with "I'm twelve years old and what is this?"
Now if we had his driver's licence expiration date...
Sincerely yours,
Your American Friend
