Topic: [ROUND 2] Wife is pregnant ***AGAIN***, how to bring bitcoin into the process? - page 5. (Read 9012 times)
August 12, 2014, 03:13:11 PM
Tattoo a key with all your Bitcoins on her belly button. When her belly button pops back inside after the birth the key will be hidden until you knock her up again. Every time you think about spending Bitcoins you'll either need a hard on and several months wait or a scalpel.
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August 12, 2014, 02:56:14 PM
Try investing in Actual Money and start an Actual Money trust fund to pay for some education, there are specific funds available with special percentage rates soley for education based funds, don't waste your money on butts, you have no idea what will happen with bitcoin or any other crypto in the next 18 years, nor does anyone else, and anyone who says otherwise is a flat out fucking liar, a deranged fucking idiot, or both.
I do not have money issues. I can easily afford to send a child to college now, this moment. The question is, how do you integrate bitcoin into something as specific and delicate as pregnancy. I'd like this to be a great milestone for bitcoin as I've, and not many people have, had the chance to ask this question.
maybe you can start a scrapbook , cut out articles from coindesk all the way up to the birth... then your
kid will look back at those years later in amazement..you can also start journaling about it... and
put baby pics in there
August 12, 2014, 02:42:35 PM
Print paper wallet and make your wife eat it.
August 12, 2014, 01:43:22 PM
Try investing in Actual Money and start an Actual Money trust fund to pay for some education, there are specific funds available with special percentage rates soley for education based funds, don't waste your money on butts, you have no idea what will happen with bitcoin or any other crypto in the next 18 years, nor does anyone else, and anyone who says otherwise is a flat out fucking liar, a deranged fucking idiot, or both.
I do not have money issues. I can easily afford to send a child to college now, this moment. The question is, how do you integrate bitcoin into something as specific and delicate as pregnancy. I'd like this to be a great milestone for bitcoin as I've, and not many people have, had the chance to ask this question.
August 12, 2014, 01:29:51 PM
Try investing in Actual Money and start an Actual Money trust fund to pay for some education, there are specific funds available with special percentage rates soley for education based funds, don't waste your money on butts, you have no idea what will happen with bitcoin or any other crypto in the next 18 years, nor does anyone else, and anyone who says otherwise is a flat out fucking liar, a deranged fucking idiot, or both.
August 12, 2014, 08:24:39 AM
If simply showing an address is begging...than this is a den of beggars. I didn't ask or say to send me or my future son bitcoin...I explained my plans to another soon to be father because what better way to store for your childs future than cold storage.
Mainly I posted the image of the QR because I thought it was cool that you can go here:
http://bitcoinqrcode.org/
and make one...
then go here:
www.cafepress.com
and have it printed on almost anything.
Perhaps I should have said that on the last post.
Anyway...how's that 50 posts for Primedice coming Mobius?
Mainly I posted the image of the QR because I thought it was cool that you can go here:
http://bitcoinqrcode.org/
and make one...
then go here:
www.cafepress.com
and have it printed on almost anything.
Perhaps I should have said that on the last post.
Anyway...how's that 50 posts for Primedice coming Mobius?
August 11, 2014, 10:34:21 PM
Congrats! I find myself in a similar position as my girlfriend is due next month! It's getting really real now.
I've personally devoted my unfunded Casascius gold bar with a SilverWallets hologram (they were kind enough to give me a couple hologram stickers at the Chicago convention) to my son to be (yep, it's a boy!).
In fact...
begging address removed
That's the Wallet Address right there! Was thinking of making a t-shirt that says "Bitcoin Boss" or something.
I have two S3's earmarked as his which I will setup to mine to the wallet for as long as possible which with any luck
will pay for his college, his house, his future, etc...to the moon!
I think this post is more or less begging for people to give you money which is against forum rules. I've personally devoted my unfunded Casascius gold bar with a SilverWallets hologram (they were kind enough to give me a couple hologram stickers at the Chicago convention) to my son to be (yep, it's a boy!).
In fact...
begging address removed
That's the Wallet Address right there! Was thinking of making a t-shirt that says "Bitcoin Boss" or something.
I have two S3's earmarked as his which I will setup to mine to the wallet for as long as possible which with any luck
will pay for his college, his house, his future, etc...to the moon!
August 11, 2014, 10:22:48 PM
Congrats! I find myself in a similar position as my girlfriend is due next month! It's getting really real now.
I've personally devoted my unfunded Casascius gold bar with a SilverWallets hologram (they were kind enough to give me a couple hologram stickers at the Chicago convention) to my son to be (yep, it's a boy!).
In fact...
14WsxbeRcgsSYZyNSRJqEAmB1MKAzHhsCT
That's the Wallet Address right there! Was thinking of making a t-shirt that says "Bitcoin Boss" or something.
I have two S3's earmarked as his which I will setup to mine to the wallet for as long as possible which with any luck
will pay for his college, his house, his future, etc...to the moon!
I've personally devoted my unfunded Casascius gold bar with a SilverWallets hologram (they were kind enough to give me a couple hologram stickers at the Chicago convention) to my son to be (yep, it's a boy!).
In fact...
14WsxbeRcgsSYZyNSRJqEAmB1MKAzHhsCT
That's the Wallet Address right there! Was thinking of making a t-shirt that says "Bitcoin Boss" or something.
I have two S3's earmarked as his which I will setup to mine to the wallet for as long as possible which with any luck
will pay for his college, his house, his future, etc...to the moon!
Congratulations to you and the girlfriend bossman! I hope your investment exceeds your expectations many times over!
August 11, 2014, 09:47:04 PM
Congrats! I find myself in a similar position as my girlfriend is due next month! It's getting really real now.
I've personally devoted my unfunded Casascius gold bar with a SilverWallets hologram (they were kind enough to give me a couple hologram stickers at the Chicago convention) to my son to be (yep, it's a boy!).
In fact...
14WsxbeRcgsSYZyNSRJqEAmB1MKAzHhsCT
That's the Wallet Address right there! Was thinking of making a t-shirt that says "Bitcoin Boss" or something.
I have two S3's earmarked as his which I will setup to mine to the wallet for as long as possible which with any luck
will pay for his college, his house, his future, etc...to the moon!
I've personally devoted my unfunded Casascius gold bar with a SilverWallets hologram (they were kind enough to give me a couple hologram stickers at the Chicago convention) to my son to be (yep, it's a boy!).
In fact...
14WsxbeRcgsSYZyNSRJqEAmB1MKAzHhsCT
That's the Wallet Address right there! Was thinking of making a t-shirt that says "Bitcoin Boss" or something.
I have two S3's earmarked as his which I will setup to mine to the wallet for as long as possible which with any luck
will pay for his college, his house, his future, etc...to the moon!
August 11, 2014, 08:24:15 PM
When you have created the wallet address, make a QR code and publish it. Then people can "donate" to it, including you, of course, knowing that it will all go to the kid (or you, since you're the parent).
August 11, 2014, 07:56:08 PM
I think you shouldn't do anything at this point.
When a Legendary member says something you better listen!
August 11, 2014, 02:06:20 PM
Send them to a cold storage wallet and put it in a safety deposit box that can only be accessed by your child when they turn 18 
August 11, 2014, 01:45:42 PM
If you think of anything good, it could be a good idea to post it on one of the crowdfunding sites. I heard of a guy who got a large some of money for funding to make a sandwich I believe it was. I'm sure if you put your mind to it you could put something special together and get some financial help to make it happen. Could go viral very quick and would be fun to watch take place.
Way to keep it classy.
Way to keep it classy.
August 11, 2014, 11:28:24 AM
Learned that my wife is pregnant yesterday. This will be our first child. So how do I incorporate bitcoin into the process? I have bitcoins to spend.
Anyone got any clever ideas? This has potential.
Anyone got any clever ideas? This has potential.
Congratulations!!! What an awesome thing to hear! Well, you could put aside some BTC, I guess! But please make sure to put the well-being of your child first! Don't invest too much in Bitcoin, make sure there's enough money left in order to provide for the child in a decent way!
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August 11, 2014, 11:26:39 AM
congrats!
maybe you can tip the delivery physician and hospital staff with btc
maybe you can tip the delivery physician and hospital staff with btc
August 11, 2014, 10:42:06 AM
We've come up with a few names. Anyways, thanks for the ideas people.
Create a vanity address for each name idea, and let friends and family vote on the name with BTC
Hey, a vanity address isn't a bad idea! You could also just go ahead and use a certain phrase that has a connection to your baby as a brainwallet phrase and SHA256() it on bitaddress.org! But make sure it's a complicated sentence no one can guess easily!
August 11, 2014, 10:08:29 AM
On the day the child is born, you can record the event in the blockchain (or sidechain).
Interesting idea, I've read into storing things in the chain, how do you do so? Is there a tutorial or an explanation somewhere?
It's frowned upon by some since adding superfluous info to the already huge blockchain might be considered "bloat" even though Satoshi himself did it (more info on the mechanics).
Paul Snow and others are working on NotaryChains, which basically would allow you to record data and events without cluttering up Bitcoin's ledger.
August 11, 2014, 08:27:40 AM
I am running a hair salon for kids and i am accepting btc as paymnt method and i will be happy if your child visit us
BR
Good luck
BR
Good luck
I think there is one here in Arkansas that accepts bitcoin, but I heard it was like 48$ per cut. So that's a big negative.
August 11, 2014, 07:33:25 AM
48$ per cut? I bet they are include bitcoin tax already. If you want to link your child to cryptocurrencies you can also think of some good name related to bitcoin. But I guess naming your child Bitcoin is rather wild...
We will most definitely not be naming our child bitcoin. Although I have entertained having a pseudonym for bitcoin of some sort. Like I said though, I haven't been able to think of a good one.
August 11, 2014, 07:30:58 AM
48$ per cut? I bet they are include bitcoin tax already. If you want to link your child to cryptocurrencies you can also think of some good name related to bitcoin. But I guess naming your child Bitcoin is rather wild...
Yes but imagine the media attention and the advertisement to Bitcoin !
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