Cats are experts at scamming i've never had one pay me back for all the food I've loaned them.
You haven't met the right cat yet. Mine always pays me back.
Topic: SatoshiDice Expert for Hire! (Read 4384 times)
You haven't met the right cat yet. Mine always pays me back.
Cats are experts at scamming i've never had one pay me back for all the food I've loaned them.
Yeah basically I'm GOD at this game. I won't loose bets unless its on purpose. The whole IPO shit is confusing, I'd rather gamble and win big everytime. 
- Ill make all bets you send. I'll then send you the winning coins to same address used. Theres a 94% chance of me winning any bet made. No bots or other foolery just pure strategy.
- I keep 1%
Only 94%? You are no expert! I guarantee that I can win more than 97% of the bets that I make (I bet on "lessthan 64000").
cats suck
Guess what? It's 8:41 pm on Sunday night. And this is Pacific Time!
Please, if you haven't already, send me the money.
Please, if you haven't already, send me the money.
Real SatoshiDice Experts admit that you cannot win long-term.
Ohh... Incredible analysis! Were educated in the bowels of Hogwarts?
Real SatoshiDice Experts admit that you cannot win long-term.
You got me hooked. I'm on this shit:
Take my money!
I sent you 0.06 btc 
If you don't send a higher amount back, then I will curse you, your family, your family's friends, your family's friends' uncles, your family's friends' uncles' companies, your family's friends' uncles' companies' investors, and that is going to cause the US Stock Market to crash.
So better send me the coins
If you don't send a higher amount back, then I will curse you, your family, your family's friends, your family's friends' uncles, your family's friends' uncles' companies, your family's friends' uncles' companies' investors, and that is going to cause the US Stock Market to crash.
So better send me the coins
I have sent you BTC0.01. Instead of running away with it, please repay at least 0.012 within 6 hours.
I see both transactions in the block chain and no coins sent back to it. The 0.06 is harder to tell because you use it for dice rolling but the 0.01 is clear as mud nothing has been sent back.
Grumpy Cat is not amused with this thread!
Start as small as you like, Ill make positive on all bets
go ahead. start your witchcraft.
lol..? This can't be stopped. You blokes can spam but the numbers don't lie...
If you don't send a higher amount back, then I will curse you, your family, your family's friends, your family's friends' uncles, your family's friends' uncles' companies, your family's friends' uncles' companies' investors, and that is going to cause the US Stock Market to crash.
So better send me the coins
Gambling with a gambler
Gambleception.
Gambleception.
I have sent you BTC0.01. Instead of running away with it, please repay at least 0.012 within 6 hours.
Start as small as you like, Ill make positive on all bets
go ahead. start your witchcraft.
lol..? This can't be stopped. You blokes can spam but the numbers don't lie...
Start as small as you like, Ill make positive on all bets
go ahead. start your witchcraft.
Maybe there is a new market for my idea.
I wanted to make a website and server, where you can send me any amount of BTC and I will automatically send you back 98.1% back to the address you sent it from. That's a tons better deal than what this guy is offering, and mine will be totally automated. Send it to my specific address, and it will automatically send it back to you.
Should I finish it?
I wanted to make a website and server, where you can send me any amount of BTC and I will automatically send you back 98.1% back to the address you sent it from. That's a tons better deal than what this guy is offering, and mine will be totally automated. Send it to my specific address, and it will automatically send it back to you.
Should I finish it?
Guarantee people will send you coins. Even if all the page says is "GUARANTEED 98.1% RETURN ODDS".
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