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Topic: SatoshiPoker ♣ 20% rakeback ♣ 5% affiliate bonus ♣ Hourly Freerolls - page 22. (Read 70706 times)

full member
Activity: 229
Merit: 100
Paddy's Pub Egg
please, investigate player:

KURAWA

when it goes all-in or calls all-in, the cards always turn in favour, never to opponent

if it's some kind of cheater, superuser or bot - please stop it!

these coincidences are so abnormal, that it really brings this to attention!

can you do that?
Confirmed by 2nd party [me!] that Kuwara luckboxes way outta std. range...
not quite in the Potripper/UB realm,
but fucking way out there.
confirmed with me too. KURAWA never loses a hand with which she goes or calls all in, no matter what the hand is: Q7s, 42s, K9o, 83o, Q9o, J10s. This is abnormal...

So I guess if kurawa never loses a hand then kurawa wins all the tournies.  This is clearly not the case.  I beat kurawa more than kurawa beats me precisely because kurawa gets it in with the worst hand more often.  Do you guys really think the best starting hand always wins?  There is method to kurawa's madness.
We are looking into this very seriously.



So far we have seen Kurawa take in many losses...

We will update all of you when we have concluded our investigation.

newbie
Activity: 38
Merit: 0
it's an exciting sport to hunt kurawa down - it's pattern is wide range, but also somewhat repetitive (hopefully);
i have taken it down by surprise on several occasions; but you have to be extremely cautious not to slip your own footing!

so, i'm in on the hunt! probably, i won't prove that human brain is better than AI, but there is some force within us, too!
hero member
Activity: 672
Merit: 500
Since I have been obsessive and steaming about kurawa ,  the luck box lady, and her amazing all in bingo and hits with junkish hands, I made a challenge for other players to enjoy by facing kurawa's luck. Here is the deal:
Everyone that could eliminate kurawa in one GTD hourly before getting in the money at my presence (while playing or watching), will be awarded 10 satoshi for each time he/she does it, from my wallet.
By this you not only win and get 10s more, but also help me to get out of my obsession as well.

Before you "sincerely ask you to do not express your opinion about something that you've not been
involved in someway.", I have played versus kurawa many times so I feel I can express my opinion about that person's play just as much as you can.  I win hands more often then I lose against kurawa because he/she pushes with bad hands.  I will not take you up on your generous offer of 10 satoshi which is now equal to 7 cents.  You see the stakes are very low even in the hourly GTD.  Some people play only for fun and enjoy getting reactions such as your's from people.  After seeing kurawa push with garbage people start calling with slightly weaker hands then they normally would.  Although those hands are not garbage they are probably only a 60% to 40% favorite allin pre flop.  As you can see you do not have a huge edge and the 40% can win several times in a row.  It happens all the time.

And yes if you had recently read this thread you would have seen that the site had already looked into kurawa because others have had the same reaction as you to his play. 
So what is your point?? You advertise that you are a genius or you teach us simple math. Did I accuse anybody for anything???
Just that luck box is on my nerve and I can't resist her bingo rationally so I created this challenge to see if it is only me steaming or there is more to the matter. And yes 10s means about 7cents now and may worth 5 or 10 cents tomorrow. I've never seen a dude coming in to say I won't join your party. You are either idle or need attention or are kurawa's friend (or her, who knows) to make such a meaningless counter-argument. I think you did advertise about your victories against her once before too in this forum. (If real, congrats, good for you) 
PS: I know the site is spending a lot of money to keep the game on, so don't take me for accusing the site, that would be ridicule. Statement about soothedtho was general and not related to kurawa. Every fucking point or problem and he comes in with another 10 or 15 lines of opinion on the matter as the forum guru.
I end this discussion here.. since I know posts from idle minds will continue on Wink
legendary
Activity: 1624
Merit: 1008
Since I have been obsessive and steaming about kurawa ,  the luck box lady, and her amazing all in bingo and hits with junkish hands, I made a challenge for other players to enjoy by facing kurawa's luck. Here is the deal:
Everyone that could eliminate kurawa in one GTD hourly before getting in the money at my presence (while playing or watching), will be awarded 10 satoshi for each time he/she does it, from my wallet.
By this you not only win and get 10s more, but also help me to get out of my obsession as well.

Before you "sincerely ask you to do not express your opinion about something that you've not been
involved in someway.", I have played versus kurawa many times so I feel I can express my opinion about that person's play just as much as you can.  I win hands more often then I lose against kurawa because he/she pushes with bad hands.  I will not take you up on your generous offer of 10 satoshi which is now equal to 7 cents.  You see the stakes are very low even in the hourly GTD.  Some people play only for fun and enjoy getting reactions such as your's from people.  After seeing kurawa push with garbage people start calling with slightly weaker hands then they normally would.  Although those hands are not garbage they are probably only a 60% to 40% favorite allin pre flop.  As you can see you do not have a huge edge and the 40% can win several times in a row.  It happens all the time.

And yes if you had recently read this thread you would have seen that the site had already looked into kurawa because others have had the same reaction as you to his play. 
hero member
Activity: 672
Merit: 500
Since I have been obsessive and steaming about kurawa ,  the luck box lady, and her amazing all in bingo and hits with junkish hands, I made a challenge for other players to enjoy by facing kurawa's luck. Here is the deal:
Everyone that could eliminate kurawa in one GTD hourly before getting in the money at my presence (while playing or watching), will be awarded 10 satoshi for each time he/she does it, from my wallet.
By this you not only win and get 10s more, but also help me to get out of my obsession as well.
newbie
Activity: 38
Merit: 0
what i wanted you to remember, that it may be as good as a 14 year old girl in Kansas
and not the person you see in the picture avatar!

oh, and a fun question for soo[whateverthefuckwashisnick]:
why are you on defense of sp and who told you admin has actually done any investigation? huh?
maybe it's 1 genius playing 10-tables for 10 avatars and none of us are real, actually?! not even me, i'm just a puppet!
you believe everything anybody tells you?

fair&square
hero member
Activity: 672
Merit: 500
Dear Mr. Admin: I have not the nerve to sustain kurawa anymore.. how a junk goes all in with any too random card and wins the hands everytime???
It is not just freerolls. In hourly 50+5, I am 3700 against her 800 chips and she goes all in with junkish hands, J6o, 73o, Q3s and all hit monstereous and win... this is fuck and not random. Is she an official luckbox by the way?Huh?



Are you being serious? Lol if you think  kurawa wins everyhand he pushes. You describe a situation in which you have a 5:1 chip lead and you are complaining about a questionable push or two. Seems any two would be good at such a disadvantage. Also I'm sure the blinds were quite high at the time.

Admin has already done a check on kurawa because of baseless accusations that said player wins every all in hand. Even with j6o, 73o, and q3s, he was probablly only at a 65/35 disadvantage.

Please didn't come here claiming their are ppl on sp that literally can't lose an allin. You may be driving new players from playing at sp

Sorry if this came across as harsh, but admin has run a check on kurawa after claims were made that he can't lose
A question for you: why you should express your 10 to 15 lines of fucking opinion on every single statement that comes on this forum page?
Do you feel you are a philosopher or genius? Or are a short fat head guy that only is marked to have a big mouth???
kurawa is strangely lucky and this makes any opponent questioning and steaming as well. I didn't accuse the site for anything.  Just can't comprehend it in my mind why of every 10 all in she makes with dominated hands, she gets 7 or 8 of them bingo and win?! Before opening your typical big mouth to express another of your philosophical (nonsense that comes out from your stomach without knowing any fact of the matter in question) expressions, you better ask other players. Finally I sincerely ask you to do not express your opinion about something that you''ve not been
involved in someway.
full member
Activity: 229
Merit: 100
Paddy's Pub Egg
Dear Mr. Admin: I have not the nerve to sustain kurawa anymore.. how a junk goes all in with any too random card and wins the hands everytime???
It is not just freerolls. In hourly 50+5, I am 3700 against her 800 chips and she goes all in with junkish hands, J6o, 73o, Q3s and all hit monstereous and win... this is fuck and not random. Is she an official luckbox by the way?Huh?



Are you being serious? Lol if you think  kurawa wins everyhand he pushes. You describe a situation in which you have a 5:1 chip lead and you are complaining about a questionable push or two. Seems any two would be good at such a disadvantage. Also I'm sure the blinds were quite high at the time.

Admin has already done a check on kurawa because of baseless accusations that said player wins every all in hand. Even with j6o, 73o, and q3s, he was probablly only at a 65/35 disadvantage.

Please didn't come here claiming their are ppl on sp that literally can't lose an allin. You may be driving new players from playing at sp

Sorry if this came across as harsh, but admin has run a check on kurawa after claims were made that he can't lose
sr. member
Activity: 1610
Merit: 372
been trying to get an avatar.
My Angry Bird avi on here would be fine...


I can't even load any of your std. avi's
hero member
Activity: 672
Merit: 500
Dear Mr. Admin: I have not the nerve to sustain kurawa anymore.. how a junk goes all in with any too random card and wins the hands everytime???
It is not just freerolls. In hourly 50+5, I am 3700 against her 800 chips and she goes all in with junkish hands, J6o, 73o, Q3s and all hit monstereous and win... this is fuck and not random. Is she an official luckbox by the way?Huh?

hero member
Activity: 546
Merit: 500
Carpe Diem
couple comments on the browser client:

there is no way to see how many players are left in a tournament, even when I'm playing in the tournament.

I can't zoom or participate on safari on my ipod when I play.

there is no way to see how much money the afk players have, it's just grey.
newbie
Activity: 38
Merit: 0
let me tell this as a short story:

when i first came to play here, i felt intimidated by some player's superior skill and started suspecting each&every body of some evil plot!
now, about 3 weeks later, i have come to learn that most part we are ordinary poker amateurs here, that just try to learn and have fun...
there is absolutely no reason to start looking for shadows on the other side of the moon Tongue

not to speak of kurawa standalone allins :L which are kinda funny and i miss them every time that kurawa is not around Tongue

finally, can you agree with me, that for a 30 cent/hour freeroll this is a lot of thrill&fun adventure - is it not?

to those poor souls with stress issues, i can suggest this nice video:
Melinas and Kagneys Perfect Tits
newbie
Activity: 11
Merit: 0
It would be fantastic if you could fix the bots playing in games. Such as 7dragons. Also If you could ban colluders such as Kurawa, and Shizzbizz. Every 50 hourly game I'm in, it's clearly obvious they work together, and take turns trying to blind out afks.
newbie
Activity: 38
Merit: 0
can you design an option to turn off chat, please?

it gets really annoying, when some unstable person keeps ranting in the main chat!
full member
Activity: 229
Merit: 100
Paddy's Pub Egg
...no, what i meant was as if someone just pulled a joke by impersonating "joey", and it was not indeed the said "joey"

now, soothtedo, could you, please give out the names, sir?

just to be aware of the targets... Tongue

those accounts have been banned. But joey claims to have endless ips and will never quit making accounts
sr. member
Activity: 448
Merit: 250
No longer satoshipoker.org - Can't change avatar
...no, what i meant was as if someone just pulled a joke by impersonating "joey", and it was not indeed the said "joey"

It wouldn't be very smart to be claiming you are somebody who gets booted multiple times per week by both SP as SWC wouldn't it?
newbie
Activity: 38
Merit: 0
...no, what i meant was as if someone just pulled a joke by impersonating "joey", and it was not indeed the said "joey"

now, soothtedo, could you, please give out the names, sir?

just to be aware of the targets... Tongue
full member
Activity: 229
Merit: 100
Paddy's Pub Egg
i think it's harmless;
I think multi accounting is never harmless, as it gives a player an unfair advantage over other players.

Exactly, once saw 3 of his accounts at final table of Freeroll. very harmful to fellow players
sr. member
Activity: 448
Merit: 250
No longer satoshipoker.org - Can't change avatar
i think it's harmless;
I think multi accounting is never harmless, as it gives a player an unfair advantage over other players.
newbie
Activity: 38
Merit: 0
...what if, this was just some joker trying to poorly impersonate "joey" character?
also, who cares what a funny-guy writes in a chat? sometimes it's amusing during a long tourney to have someone like that around...
i think it's harmless;
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