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It's probably extremely safe to deposit. Nobody can withdraw so no chance to lose your coins.
That's safer than a bank. I shall deposit my 5000BTC immediately.
I'm down to take your BTC and pay you out a fraction of your investment every 10 minutes. I actually have a few miners so we can say it's a cloud mining investment. Of course I'm prone to vacations, illness, power company antics, hacks, unicorn farts, and a few other things I haven't thought of yet. Sound good?
I would like to sign up. I just need proof that your actually mining
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If I shill really hard for ThePhwner's farm would that be a sufficient proof?
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