[Sell] VFirm - VAGINAL TIGHTING CREAM: Price 0.10 BTC per tube - page 4.

Cryptogirl82

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Quote from: MRKLYE on May 02, 2014, 02:11:04 PM

Quote from: Cryptogirl82 on May 02, 2014, 02:03:52 PM

Quote from: DiamondCardz on May 02, 2014, 01:42:58 PM

I'm laughing so hard, this thread is so brilliant that I can't tell if it's trolling or serious. 10/10 would read again.

Bet you won't be laughing anymore once my strap-on is deep in your ass.

Lmao.. So many things wrong with this picture.

A. Why do you have a strap on? You are either an ugly chick with a massive dildo collection.. Or a neckbeard. (unsure)

B. You realize DiamondCardz is a 6'4 Black man right.. No amount of keegals or magic vag cream would be able to save your banged out twat.

C. I'm not licking your asshole, You aren't licking mine. For that I say to you "Bite the pillow, i'm going in dry"

D. Post a picture of yourself with todays date and I <3 Klyemax and we might be able to make your little hooker fantasy a reality.

E. Until D. is completed I assume you have a D. Also keegals.. You need keegals.

A. All guys love a cock in their ass once in a while - not?

B. I have done gangbangs with up to 5 black guys. They have a large cock but that does not make them fuck better.

C. You can't afford to lick my ass.

D. I am thninking about it. But I think I will collect BTC from you guys first and then post a pic.

E. Fuck keegals - only I am real!

MRKLYE

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Quote from: Cryptogirl82 on May 02, 2014, 02:03:52 PM

Quote from: DiamondCardz on May 02, 2014, 01:42:58 PM

I'm laughing so hard, this thread is so brilliant that I can't tell if it's trolling or serious. 10/10 would read again.

Bet you won't be laughing anymore once my strap-on is deep in your ass.

Lmao.. So many things wrong with this picture.

A. Why do you have a strap on? You are either an ugly chick with a massive dildo collection.. Or a neckbeard. (unsure)

B. You realize DiamondCardz is a 6'4 Black man right.. No amount of keegals or magic vag cream would be able to save your banged out twat.

C. I'm not licking your asshole, You aren't licking mine. For that I say to you "Bite the pillow, i'm going in dry"

D. Post a picture of yourself with todays date and I <3 Klyemax and we might be able to make your little hooker fantasy a reality.

E. Until D. is completed I assume you have a D. Also keegals.. You need keegals.

MRKLYE

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Quote from: Cryptogirl82 on May 02, 2014, 02:07:45 PM

Quote from: MRKLYE on May 02, 2014, 01:56:02 PM

I will sell you a secret to make your vagina tighter.. FOR FREE!!

Its called keegals. google it. No magic vag cream is going to save your sloppy banged out cunt.

Also I would like to see a pic of OP's face.. Because she mentions her "hot bod" But I have suspisions we may be dealing with a paper bag princess here gentlemen..

Once my tight ass is on your face and I am facesitting you, I bet the Looks of my face won't be that important to you anymore.

Well, I guess I already get cold sores so yolo right?

Cryptogirl82

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Quote from: Cryptogirl82 on May 02, 2014, 02:03:05 PM

Quote from: ?? on ??

ASL?

say what?

AGE SEX LOCATION?

Are you going to be at Amsterdam conference? http://www.bitcoinference.com/

Never ask a woman her Age, female, Switzerland.

Hunny I don't do conferences, I fuck and suck for BTC.

Cryptogirl82

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Quote from: MRKLYE on May 02, 2014, 01:56:02 PM

I will sell you a secret to make your vagina tighter.. FOR FREE!!

Its called keegals. google it. No magic vag cream is going to save your sloppy banged out cunt.

Also I would like to see a pic of OP's face.. Because she mentions her "hot bod" But I have suspisions we may be dealing with a paper bag princess here gentlemen..

Once my tight ass is on your face and I am facesitting you, I bet the Looks of my face won't be that important to you anymore.

Cryptogirl82

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Quote from: foodstamps on May 02, 2014, 01:51:54 PM

Quote from: Cryptogirl82 on May 02, 2014, 01:38:27 PM

Quote from: ?? on ??

Quote from: Cryptogirl82 on May 01, 2014, 04:34:35 PM

my Price is 3 BTC and upwards depending on what you want. Call it luxury escort Roll Eyes

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/locked-due-to-trolls-587618

Please note the BTC porn studio startup - us at the JD chatroom could possibly up the stakes over the 3 BTC to make this happen with Mr Kyle himself.

Well I don't do cam and the other online stuff. I prefer to fuck live for BTC. Also when fucking live you earn more. Like I said my rate is 3BTC for 2 hours. All inclusive including anal and deepthroat.

Can I try it before I buy it? Like, maybe just the tip? If it works out I may be in for the whole thing.

No! 3 BTC payment upfront. Also you pay the flight and taxi to the Hotel if you are from another Country other than Switzerland, Germany or Austria.

Cryptogirl82

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Quote from: DiamondCardz on May 02, 2014, 01:42:58 PM

I'm laughing so hard, this thread is so brilliant that I can't tell if it's trolling or serious. 10/10 would read again.

Bet you won't be laughing anymore once my strap-on is deep in your ass.

Cryptogirl82

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ASL?

say what?

Cryptogirl82

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Quote from: MRKLYE on May 02, 2014, 01:49:59 PM

KLYE reporting in.

I need some pics of this talent before I agree to ravage her on cam.

We split your 3BTC charge like this.

70% goes to us
15% goes to the Klyemax Studio
15% goes to the investors.

Also do you do bare back.. If so when was the last time you were tested for ghonaherpsyhalaids?

I look forward to the chance to ass to mouth you.

Cheers,

KLYE

Hmmm seems like I am dealing with a virgin here. Luxury escort only do ass to mouth active. That means you can lick my ass but I won't lick yours Kiss

MRKLYE

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I will sell you a secret to make your vagina tighter.. FOR FREE!!

Its called keegals. google it. No magic vag cream is going to save your sloppy banged out cunt.

Also I would like to see a pic of OP's face.. Because she mentions her "hot bod" But I have suspisions we may be dealing with a paper bag princess here gentlemen..

foodstamps

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Quote from: Cryptogirl82 on May 02, 2014, 01:38:27 PM

Quote from: ?? on ??

Quote from: Cryptogirl82 on May 01, 2014, 04:34:35 PM

my Price is 3 BTC and upwards depending on what you want. Call it luxury escort Roll Eyes

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/locked-due-to-trolls-587618

Please note the BTC porn studio startup - us at the JD chatroom could possibly up the stakes over the 3 BTC to make this happen with Mr Kyle himself.

Well I don't do cam and the other online stuff. I prefer to fuck live for BTC. Also when fucking live you earn more. Like I said my rate is 3BTC for 2 hours. All inclusive including anal and deepthroat.

Can I try it before I buy it? Like, maybe just the tip? If it works out I may be in for the whole thing.

MRKLYE

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KLYE reporting in.

I need some pics of this talent before I agree to ravage her on cam.

We split your 3BTC charge like this.

70% goes to us
15% goes to the Klyemax Studio
15% goes to the investors.

Also do you do bare back.. If so when was the last time you were tested for ghonaherpsyhalaids?

I look forward to the chance to ass to mouth you.

Cheers,

KLYE

DiamondCardz

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I'm laughing so hard, this thread is so brilliant that I can't tell if it's trolling or serious. 10/10 would read again.

Cryptogirl82

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Quote from: Cryptogirl82 on May 01, 2014, 04:34:35 PM

my Price is 3 BTC and upwards depending on what you want. Call it luxury escort Roll Eyes

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/locked-due-to-trolls-587618

Please note the BTC porn studio startup - us at the JD chatroom could possibly up the stakes over the 3 BTC to make this happen with Mr Kyle himself.

Well I don't do cam and the other online stuff. I prefer to fuck live for BTC. Also when fucking live you earn more. Like I said my rate is 3BTC for 2 hours. All inclusive including anal and deepthroat.

Todamont

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Can you please send a pic of yourself with the V-Firm product? I would like to see how it looks next to a real girl.

Cryptogirl82

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Hmmm I might start putting pics of myself in this thread and if you guys tip me enough, you will see more of my hot Body on the pics. Guess you guys will be jerking off like crazy. Roll Eyes

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Quote from: Cryptogirl82 on May 02, 2014, 12:08:19 PM

Are you guys gonna buy something?or continue to have fantasies about fucking me hard???

LOL...you should put this in your signature Tongue

Cryptogirl82

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Quote from: Todamont on May 02, 2014, 11:40:02 AM

Can I get a discount if I buy the escort and the vaginal tightening lube, as a package deal?

no!

Cryptogirl82

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Are you guys gonna buy something?or continue to have fantasies about fucking me hard???

Todamont

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I can't be expected to see an escort with a loose vagina, a dirty taint, or an unbleached anus. I don't want to pay full price, either.

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